A Tricked Out Redskins Car

With all the fuss about Redskins traffic nightmares, I left for the Fan Appreciation scrimmage about five hours early. It took me one hour to get here, exactly what it always does.

Luckily, I got a taste of standing in line once I saw this car in the parking lot. You had to stand in line to take photos. The owner seemed to have vanished, but there were many fans who were promising that they would sell their souls to own such a vehicle.

In other news, there are some friendly chaps handing out brochures for Redskins "premium membership," which offers "unsurpassed year-round benefits and amenities that redefine prestige and luxury," otherwise known as "free nachos." Premium Membership offers "the best and most sought after sports experience in the Mid-Atlantic region," which is odd, since they keep calling me to try to get me to sign up.

The only other news to report is that the Redskins cheerleaders invaded the sanctum of the media lounge, to use our women's restroom, which is fine, because there's only one woman here. But then they started using the men's restroom, too, which is just wrong. I told them they better not dirty it up.