Morning Bog: A Buckhantz-Chenier Movie

If this isn't the weirdest thing you watch all day, you need to stop visiting those Mascot Appreciation video sites. Because this is pretty dang weird. It's called Buckhantz Island, and it's sort of a Wizznutzz fairy tale come to life. (Video from We're Off to See the Willards)

And now, a few more morning links, with help from Jake DiGregorio and Max Wasserman.

* There's a massive image of Deron Washington dunking on Greg Paulus at Virginia Tech's new practice facility. (Deadspin)

* Chris Cooley details the latest from the freedom-hating NFL uniform enforcers. You can be fined $5,000 for pants not covering your knees, for hand towel alterations, or for wearing the wrong nasal strip, and $7,500 for having an unstrapped chin strap. (The Cooley Zone)

* Clinton Portis loses his jersey, has to wear one with no name on it. I'd fine him $4 million. (Skins Blog)

* Mike Williams says that leaner guys cramp more. (Redskins Journal)

* Tony Plush, pictured, has apparently started saluting the fans in the Red Porch. This is a good trend. (Photo via a reader.)

* Phil Wood argues that both Mike Rizzo and Jim Riggleman deserve at least short extensions, and Wash Times readers vote for Riggleman to stay on next year. (MASN Online, Wash Times)

* A Nats ballgirl provides commentary on her failed attempt to field a fair ball. (Stet Sports)

* Getting swept by the Nats helped inspire the Marlins. (Miami Herald)

* Here's a photo of that dude playing the National Anthem on a violin made out of a baseball bat. (Nationals Enquirer)

* LaVar Arrington gets excited at UFC 101 in Philly. (SnapMyLife)

* JaVale McGee live publishes pictures of his pedicure. (Truth About It)

* Joe Theismann and Tony Kornheiser, reunited, sort of, on ESPN 980. Theismann's weekly show should keep us busy Monday mornings. (Cheap Seats Daily)