Gilbert Cuts Up Teammates' Suits

The list of Gilbert Arenas locker room pranks is so long that I've surely forgotten some, so maybe I knew and forgot that he cuts up teammates' suits so they have to wear their game uniforms home. But still.

"Yeah yeah, just cuts 'em up," Young told D.C. Landing Strip during a three-part interview. "You know you have a nice suit, and he just cut it up."

With scissors? With pruning shears? With a sushi knife? Speaking of which, he also says that his newest nickname is "Young Sushi, because I'm raw." And he also said he didn't know what Gilbert had recently said about the Wizards and his comeback, because "I didn't have the internet."

Speaking of the Wizards, CSN's Chris Miller is airing a two-part interview with Antawn Jamison, and in Part I, he addresses the offseason rumors that he would be shipped to the Cavs.

"D-Steve was funny," Jamison recalled. "He said, 'Man, they better not do that, because I'm gonna hate you so bad.' "

This is why we love DeShawn Stevenson.