Season greetings from Greivis Vasquez
If you'd like to have a song about the glowing of your inner turtle stuck in your head for the rest of the day, please to go to the Happy Holidays '09 video from the University of Maryland, featuring guest appearances from Maury Povich, Connie Chung, Greivis Vasquez, Scott Van Pelt, Gary Williams, Johnny Holliday, Testudo, Stephon Heyer, and a lot of people I don't recognize. No Friedgen, that I could see. Lyrics:
Your inner turtle spends his time inside your heart
It's kinda weird but he's been there from the very start
(Since I was a wee turtle)
Your inner turtle wants for you to spread some cheer
If you do, he'll be smilin' from ear to ear
(I don't have ears)
Pick him up, pull on his tail
Let him go, happy thoughts prevail
Chorus!
Now's the time, Tis the Season
Time is now, It's the reason
Let your inner turtleeeeeeeee glow.
(The reason these guys are all looking down is because they're holding in their hands a glowing turtle. Trust me, it makes sense in context.)
Seriously, though. Let Your Inner Turtle Glow. (And thanks to much-appreciated WaPo blog commenter JohninMpls for the tip.)
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Dan Steinberg
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December 10, 2009; 11:30 AM ET
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Posted by: StetSportsBlog | December 10, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse
That last photo looks about right for Byrd this year.
The holiday video keeps getting weirder and weirder. I fully support that trend.
Posted by: Colm1 | December 10, 2009 11:54 AM | Report abuse
Merry Christmas Terp fans and may Santa bring us a new Athletic Director
Posted by: DaveLopan | December 10, 2009 12:30 PM | Report abuse
No Larry David? Who gives a rats arse?
Posted by: MACCHAMPS04 | December 10, 2009 12:48 PM | Report abuse
Are Dan Steinberg and Scott Van Pelt brothers?
Posted by: 1dixon | December 10, 2009 1:50 PM | Report abuse
That last photo looks about right for Byrd this year.
The holiday video keeps getting weirder and weirder. I fully support that trend.
Posted by: Colm1 | December 10, 2009 11:54 AM | Report abuse
Attendance at Byrd this year was down, yes, but would still have ranked among the best seasons of the 90s at Byrd. Also, even if the pic was taken during a game (which it obviously wasn't) the picture is of the visitor's section, guy...
Posted by: Barno1 | December 10, 2009 2:01 PM | Report abuse
What, no Fridge? Is his inner turtle not glowing?
Posted by: nkronisch44 | December 10, 2009 2:09 PM | Report abuse
From the website:
Pooja Mehta '10
Dipika Raja '11
Maury Povich
Connie Chung '69
Dean Kevin Klose
Scott Van Pelt '90
Gary Williams '68
Danita Nias '81
Stephon Heyer ‘07
Patti Look '08
Hanna Betke
Melissa Vassaloth '12
Alicia Morawski '11
Chris Green
Claudia Sosa
Cassandra Robinson
Millree Williams
Dave Ottalini
Johnny Holliday
The Honorable Dereck Davis '89
Barbara Quinn
The Honorable Thomas V. Mike Miller, Jr. '64
The Honorable C. Thomas McMillen '74
Timmy Ruppersberger '77
The Honorable Martin O'Malley
Patricia Florestano '74
The Honorable Benjamin Cardin
The Honorable Steny Hoyer '63
Greivis Vasquez '10
Chelsie Lloyd '11
Testudo
Posted by: LisainSilverSpring | December 11, 2009 11:44 AM | Report abuse
Man, no love. I totally emailed this to you yesterday morning, Dan.
Posted by: JohninMpls | December 11, 2009 12:41 PM | Report abuse
Wow, retroactive love. That's letting your inner turtle glow!
Posted by: JohninMpls | December 12, 2009 6:33 PM | Report abuse
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What, Steve Francis?