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Albert Haynesworth pictures OMG!!1!1!



After months of writing about, listening about, reading about, obsessing about, thinking about, dreaming about, conjecturing about, noodling about, whispering about, shouting about, and remaking the world with the name, image, likeness, and Platonic ideal of Albert Haynesworth, the defensive tackle had ceased to be flesh and blood, instead morphing into some metaphysical representation of big-L Labor mixed with big-L Laziness mixed with big-L License to Chill.

So to see these actual photographs of the actual man today shook me out of my months of writing about, essentially, nothing, and made me realize: this is a man, real tendons and muscles and bones, a man with a heart and lungs and a spleen, a man with feelings and emotions, a man whom I can continue to milk for Web traffic for weeks and months to come.

These photos are via @Rich_Campbell and @RickMaese, and they appear to show a man significantly trimmer than we've seen in the past. He might have all those organs, but his belly seems to have Big-V Vanished.

Also: Haynesworth! Omg!!!!!!


By Dan Steinberg  |  July 29, 2010; 5:54 PM ET
Categories:  Redskins  
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Comments

Firstly, Washington Post Live is a nerd convention with celebrity appearances

Posted by: Black706 | July 29, 2010 6:08 PM | Report abuse

Too small to play. Cut him.

Posted by: WorstSeat | July 29, 2010 7:08 PM | Report abuse

must be hiding that pee stain in the second pic

Posted by: Skinssss21 | July 29, 2010 7:52 PM | Report abuse

Why he's practically skin and bones!


Nah, nah, I'm just kidding. He's still fat...

Posted by: nojunk4me | July 29, 2010 8:30 PM | Report abuse

Oh my god he's SKINNY

Posted by: rachel216 | July 29, 2010 9:10 PM | Report abuse

Mr Steinberg, you are a rare talent, sir. I thank you for all your posts. Any chances you can get an interview with Vinny Cerrato? We all want to know more about Vinny's genius decision to bring AH here.

Posted by: pgugino | July 30, 2010 11:55 AM | Report abuse

Big Al has done a good job dropping 30
pounds now I want to see him dominate
because he is still one of the best d lineman
in football

Posted by: grayterrence | August 1, 2010 7:19 AM | Report abuse

Big Al has done a good job dropping 30
pounds now I want to see him dominate
because he is still one of the best d lineman
in football

Posted by: grayterrence | August 1, 2010 7:20 AM | Report abuse

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