Nyjer Morgan's epic postgame interview

Nyjer Morgan/Tony Plush isn't everyone's cup of Gatorade. I get that. He's certainly not particularly reserved or normal, following either wins or losses. But I'm not sure I remember him ever being so Plushtastic as Thursday night during his postgame MASN interview. And following a wretched road trip, a terrible month of June and a tense one-run game that the Nats won in the bottom of the ninth, the frenzy seemed to fit.

Among the Plushisms:

* He called Johnny Holliday "Disco" twice, and Ray Knight "Big Play Ray" once. Apparently these are long-standing nicknames, but they haven't been used much recently.

* He referred to his new mustache as "the playboy 'stache."

* He repeatedly combed his silver Elvis wig, which he wore for the first time.

* He said his solid game, on the eve of his 30th birthday, was because he "had to finish off my '20s real lovely."

* He said his RBI hit came on a pitch "in my honey zone."

* He did some sort of robot dance at least three times.

I'm not sure post-game interviews can get much better than that, absent references to Queensbridge or one's therapist.