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Posted at 11:48 AM ET, 01/10/2011

Andray Blatche's rollercoaster hair

By Dan Steinberg

(By Jonathan Newton - TWP)


Andray Blatche may not always thrill with his basketball game, but his hair game is impeccable. This, in fact, is barely the half of it; see below.

SB Nation's Mike Prada asked Blatche about the 'do, and naturally, it's supposed to be a roller coaster. Top Gun, maybe. Or perhaps Bizarro.

"It signifies my life," Blatche told Prada. "My life is a rollercoaster. Up and down, round and round. Everything that's going on in my life is right here right now. When everything goes back to normal, I'll have a straight haircut. [But] If it keeps going the way it's going, more of my head is going to be like this, and I won't have any more room yet. Hopefully my life will get in order and I'll have a straight regular cut."

By the same philosophy, my own life is like a desert, I suppose. Or maybe a toilet bowl.






By Dan Steinberg  | January 10, 2011; 11:48 AM ET
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Comments

His hair matches his personality... I complete joke! it explains the problems he has ... your appearance can tell a lot about you

Posted by: rvanags | January 10, 2011 12:16 PM | Report abuse

it's HORRIBLE!!!! Just like his game!!! GET HIM AND HIS HAIR OUTTA D.C.!!!!

Posted by: scoopluv8 | January 10, 2011 12:43 PM | Report abuse

Squandered talent!

the couple of hours spent at the barbers could've been used better at the gym

1. getting in shape
2. learning the concept of rotating on defense
3. learning how to run a pick and roll
4. learning a power move into the paint, instead of a fadeaway

Dray, please while you have time, focus on your J-O-B. Fans want to see you get better-not just because your getting minutes, but because you have the skills to work on your craft!!

BTW how do you "trim" inside the roller coaster tracks?

Posted by: woosah | January 10, 2011 12:45 PM | Report abuse

"Hopefully my life will get in order . . ."

Umm, why is it up to his life to get itself in order?

Posted by: stevie_in_gp | January 10, 2011 12:57 PM | Report abuse

If he paid as much attention to his game as he did his hair he might actually be a decent ball player.

- Ray

Posted by: rmcazz | January 10, 2011 1:55 PM | Report abuse

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