Clinton Portis's home hits the market

Stainless Steel Refrigerators suck. How are you supposed to put all your refrigerator magnets on it?

Refrigerator magnets suck.

Refrigerator magnets suck.

Wow, money sure can't buy good taste.

What, no mention of the stripper pole?

The colors he chose lead me to believe he is a Vikings or Bengals fan (LOL). Sheeesh, that is horrible which most likely will affect offers he receives as most people will have to repaint day 1.

ALMOST garish?????

Wow, money sure can't buy good taste.

Posted by: nonsensical2001

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That was a foregone conclusion when he signed for the Redskins.

for a full price offer, he will dress up as any previous CP character at the closing.

I kind of like the stuff on the walls in the poolroom. what is that?

Does he know that paint comes in a sheen other than REFLECTIVE??

Unless there are fully stocked shark tanks, I'm not interested.

Given the fact that Portis is clearly color blind, we should be thankful he doesn't run into his offensive line.

Oh, wait...

My eyes! The goggles do nothing...to protect me from these hideous colors.

Love all the "hater" comments on a property they can't afford. I guess if you had nothing better to do, you can always hate!

Does his HOA require that each room be a different color?

Ok, I'm a Realtor and a pretty good one.

Those colors are absolutely hideous.

- Ray

Most "folks" buying a $2.5 mill place are going to tailor it to their tastes. $2.5 mil in McLean sounds like the price was set low already to reflect the "handyman special" status...

Nothing wrong with that house that a WHOLE bunch of paint wouldn't cure.

McLean is a ghetto now I would not give a million for that ethnic POS.

McLean is a ghetto now I would not give a million for that ethnic POS.

Posted by: waterboard | February 1, 2011 4:53 PM | Report abuse
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Is this a racist comment? Sounds like it a%%hole!

Perhaps "new money" would be more appropriate?

Some of the trailer trash people woke up in an envious mood, eh?

Sounds like a bunch of broke ass haters who can't afford the paint.

Typical comments from those who:

live with Mommy and sleep in the same bedroom they had when they were 6.

live in a non-descript 1970's era apartment complex.

live in a trailer.

Man got money, He do what he want wit-it!

The owner calls this the sheriff gonna getch ya saloon. Its airy and allows sunlight to flow throw like a tsunami. You'll notice the paint really brings this quality out making it ideal for indoor sunglass use...

Let's head over to the south east jerome wing now shall we.

"Love all the "hater" comments on a property they can't afford. I guess if you had nothing better to do, you can always hate!

Posted by: zack9633"

That's it, "hate", "hater", "hating", people. You are a mongoloid.

I bet it stinks of grape cool aid and loser in there.

I bet it stinks of grape cool aid and loser in there.

It looks like an Ikea threw up in there.........

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Some of these comments are a riot!

44's record is safe as CP is going to pull an LT and play backup for a SB contender for the 2 years he has left.

Can't blame him.

Mclean is a ghetto? Grape Kool Aid? New Money? Sounds like some thinly vailed white man hateration of a young black man with money. Just remember...as you sit here and ridicule his taste in paint color and interior design. "Clinton's pockets is straight" as he would say.

The comment about him being color blind and running into his offensive lineman. Now that was "CLASSIC" ^5 Rand-al Thor, well done my man!

PORTIS POCKETS STRAIGHT

The decorator needs to retire. Who in their right mind would decorate someone's house like that...just ugly.

The decorator needs to retire. Who in their right mind would decorate someone's house like that...just ugly.

Not crazy about the colors or the sectional but nothing lots of paint and lots of hours painting wouldn't fix.
Really like the tray ceiling and marble floor.

well, LaVar said he dresses like a fairy,
but i don't know how you would classify this interior decoration.

These comments are hilarious! All this banter about a house that went up for sale. Ya'll better get Martha Stewart in there and fix that place up.....

["Very bright, almost garish color schemes," I might have added, were I the listing agent.]

Yeah, b/c if you're spending 2.5 million on a house, you can't afford to repaint.

Honestly I'm surprised he's put so little into his house. That's not even half a year's salary. No wonder guys have nothing after they stop playing. Hope he held onto some of the rest, because he's not seeing 6.2 again.

But in the interest of reporting, where does he live during the off-season?

Now that was a total waste of time.

Not hating....I actually like CP got the jersey and the whole 9, but to be honest the color scheme is hidious. But guess what...I aint got to live in it and wouldn't pay $2.5 for it. If I DID want it and had the cash, a serious price reduction would be in order just to get the color scheme to my liking but damn...that $h!# is ugly...and for what it's worth I'm black!!!

All it needs now is a room for the spears.....