Too big to fail and zombies

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"You guys get this done for me, and I'll make sure I can take care of AIG and Merrill," Paulson replied. "I'm a little uncomfortable talking about Merrill with John right in the room." He glanced uneasily at Thain, whose face, everyone suddenly became aware, had taken on a deathly pallor. "John," said Paulson hestitantly. "Have you been bitten?"

It was then that Thain let out a guttural animal howl. Half-rising from his chair, he lunged toward Pandit. "BRAINS!" he moaned.

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