Postal worker arrested after delivering mail naked
WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. -- A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his rounds who seemed "stressed out" when he decided to deliver mail in the buff.
But upon further review, the worker told police that delivering mail while completely naked probably wasn't a good idea.
A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail in the nude to her office in Whitefish Bay to make her laugh. The report says that on Dec. 4 he brought the mail wearing only a smile.
The mail carrier was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior several days later. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel says the man admitted delivering the mail naked was a stupid thing to do.
By
The Associated Press
| December 14, 2010; 3:16 PM ET
Categories:
Postal Service
Save & Share:
Previous: Two cents' worth on the new penny (Video)
Next: Obama taps Jon Bon Jovi for new advisory board
Sorry, that wasn't the package I was expecting.
Posted by: overed | December 14, 2010 3:45 PM | Report abuse
hmmmmm, that package is smaller than i thought!
Posted by: nall92 | December 14, 2010 3:48 PM | Report abuse
Did he have any mail that had to be signed for? Where did he keep the pen?
Posted by: Rob_ | December 14, 2010 4:39 PM | Report abuse
When seconds count, police are only "several days" away.
Posted by: getjiggly1 | December 14, 2010 4:43 PM | Report abuse
December in Wisconsin is not the time to decide to do anything naked outside.
Posted by: veritasinmedium | December 14, 2010 5:14 PM | Report abuse
Worst. Porno. Movie. Ever.
Posted by: Regis09 | December 14, 2010 5:31 PM | Report abuse
I got my laugh for the day. I needed that
Posted by: basine | December 14, 2010 6:56 PM | Report abuse
Think of the money the postal service would save if they didn't have to pay for a uniform allowance. The thought of Cliff Claven nekkid is scary, though...
Posted by: rantoulet | December 14, 2010 6:58 PM | Report abuse
Junk mail.
Posted by: glenmayne | December 14, 2010 7:28 PM | Report abuse
the new meaning of the words "going postal).
Posted by: SISSD1 | December 14, 2010 7:41 PM | Report abuse
Worse vision - "Hello, Newman"
Posted by: sixofone | December 14, 2010 7:57 PM | Report abuse
Maybe he was just confused and thought he was about to go through TSA airport screening.
Posted by: areyousaying | December 14, 2010 8:51 PM | Report abuse
....consider the shrinkage in this cold weather. The lady probably replied, "Looks like a willy, only smaller."
Posted by: areyousaying | December 14, 2010 8:53 PM | Report abuse
▍★∴--Something unexpected surprise---▍★∴
hello everyone,im wholesale supplier online==
our website:===== http://www.shoesforking.com/ =====
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Air jordan(1-24)shoes $30=
Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Hndbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30
Sunglasses(Oakey,coach,gucci,Armaini) $15
New era cap $10===
Sunglass $ 15
COACH_Necklace $ 27
handbag $ 33
AF tank woman $ 17
puma slipper woman $ 30
Bikini (Ed hardy,polo) $25-
FREE SHIPPING,accept paypal-very good shopping -----
our website:====== http://www.shoesforking.com/ ===
Believe you will love it.
▍★∴-------------------------------▍★∴
Posted by: zhengee115 | December 14, 2010 9:26 PM | Report abuse
"D*** In A Box"
Posted by: skinky_1999 | December 14, 2010 9:29 PM | Report abuse
Now THAT's pushing the envelope.
Posted by: spunkydawg1 | December 14, 2010 9:32 PM | Report abuse
Some interesting paragraphs:
The man said he told a 21-year-old female employee in that office that he would retrieve the mail from the business’ post office box — something the woman usually does — and deliver it to her naked because she seemed “stressed out” and he wanted to “cheer her up and make her laugh.”
He said at that time she made a comment that he took as a dare.
The woman denied daring or encouraging him in any way. She told police she did not hear him say he planned to return and deliver the post office box mail naked, but she also said she didn’t think he intended to harm her.
___________
Key is memorializing dares, preferably with a properly equipped cell phone.
Posted by: Martial | December 14, 2010 11:33 PM | Report abuse
The man suffers from Post TSA Syndrome after a trip, or shall I say a strip, to the airport
Posted by: info22 | December 15, 2010 12:28 AM | Report abuse
He Mr. Post man was just checking to see if the lady would check the mail or male. Get it, checking the Male!
Posted by: fjavierramon | December 15, 2010 7:46 AM | Report abuse
We encourage users to analyze, comment on and even challenge washingtonpost.com's articles, blogs, reviews and multimedia features.
User reviews and comments that include profanity or personal attacks or other inappropriate comments or material will be removed from the site. Additionally, entries that are unsigned or contain "signatures" by someone other than the actual author will be removed. Finally, we will take steps to block users who violate any of our posting standards, terms of use or privacy policies or any other policies governing this site. Please review the full rules governing commentaries and discussions.