All Pro, All Star, (Almost) All Hype

50 Massachusetts Ave. NE -- It's just 12:30, so there's still plenty of time for things to pick up, but as of now the All Pro, All Star gala seems a misleading name. Those expecting to see numerous Redskins and Wizards at this Union Station party haven't had much to see so far.

Yes, Clinton Portis strutted into the party, not in his Janky Spanky getup, but simply in a suit with a lavender shirt and a purple tie and some badass shades. His teammate Santana Moss is here too, laying low in a Nationals hat, but no Wizards are on the scene yet. In fact, post.com's own Dan Steinberg is probably one of the five most famous people in attendance.

Actor Delroy Lindo is in the house for some reason, as is Paul Wharton, who has something to do with "America's Next Top Model" and MTV's "Made." And yes, I had to Google that to verify after overhearing someone say his name.

-- David Malitz