A Naming Solution

Scott Watson

Why don't the Lerners talk to the Secretary of Defense about corporate sponsorship? We could rename the Park "The Navy Yard."

It would save Metro money on signs...

By Scott Watson  |  April 9, 2008; 5:51 PM ET  | Category:  Scott Watson
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I always thought "Old Navy" Yard would be catching...

Posted by: Brian | April 9, 2008 10:13 PM

If they do sell the rights, think they would then be able to afford to buy some pitching?

Posted by: Anonymous | April 9, 2008 10:24 PM

I always thought if it went commercial that Capital One would be the most fitting.

Posted by: Stantun | April 9, 2008 11:02 PM

Why not Robert Half, the employee recruitment agency? Then it could by Half Park on Half Street.

Posted by: Sec 314 | April 9, 2008 11:19 PM

What about Bear Stearns Park?

Posted by: Bob Short | April 10, 2008 1:02 AM

I think it would be cool if Cobra Kai sponsered the park. We could call it the dojo. Manny Acta could get mic'd up and when we need a rally he could ask "There is no fear in this dojo, is there?" and the whole stadium would reply "No sensei!" After each home run they could play Joe Esposito's "You're The Best Around." After each win they could play the "Get em a bodybag Johnny!" clip on the scoreboard. After each loss they could play Bananarama's "Cruel Summer." Really, the possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Fushezzi | April 10, 2008 9:40 AM

Tampax Park...it's fitting for our play.

Posted by: Shabba | April 10, 2008 3:18 PM

On another blog I read a great suggestion -- the "No Place to" Park.

Personally, I'd like Capitol Records Park.

Posted by: Section 222 | April 12, 2008 12:46 AM

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