Write your own headline
UPDATE: We have a winner!
Our writers picked this headline, a play on the classic 1975 album by Bob Dylan:
@washingtonpost @PostLocal #Metroheadline "Sorry, Bob Dylan; That's Not Blood on the Tracks." http://wapo.st/gtgitq
Thanks to everyone who entered the #metroheadline contest! Here are a few goofy headlines from our staff:
"Taking the P-train"
"WMATA: Urine trouble"
"The yellow line"
UPDATE: Check out a few of the headlines we've received (below)

This Galaxy toilet at the Huntington Metro station might be a better place for Metro employees than their current choice of bathroom facilities. (Metro)
So many headlines. ... Ever wish you could write (or rewrite) the headlines you see in the news every day? Here's your chance.
Send us your best suggestion for this story about Metro employees' peculiar choice of bathroom facilities.
YOUR TAKE: How would you headline this story?
TweetHow would you headline this story? Tell us on Twitter by sending your idea to @PostLocal using #metroheadline.
We'll post the best ones (avoid raunchiness and you'll have a better chance of getting picked) and ask our Washington Post headline experts to pick the top winner. if you'd rather e-mail, send your entry to tellus@washpost.com.USER-SUBMITTED HEADLINES:
Via email:
Metro Employees' Strange Bathroom Use Is Out Of (Or On) Pocket
-- Ben Wolff
Via Twitter:
@washingtonpost @PostLocal #Metroheadline "A Head and Behind on Metro'
@PostLocal #metroheadline ... Inspectors are taking the P out of Poket tracks ....
#metroheadline @PostLocal "'Duty-Free' Status of DC Metro Tracks in Dispute"
@PostLocal DC Metro isn't out of ordure #metroheadline
@PostLocal Metro Rates #1 (And 2) With Train Operators #metroheadline
@washingtonpost @PostLocal #Metroheadline "Sorry, Bob Dylan; That's Not Blood on the Tracks." http://wapo.st/gtgitq
@PostLocal Short lived relief for Metro workers #metroheadline
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| January 4, 2011; 1:47 AM ET
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IG says: Tune–up and Potty-time due at DC’s packet tracks.
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