Much-Needed Tears From 'Onion' Cooking Video
We interrupt our regular program of paper shuffling and dish-towel drama for this special report from the geniuses at Onion News Network (ONN):
In the throes of single-handedly packing up the contents of Casa Appetite, I haven't laughed in days, and after watching "Chef Adam Scott" demo the omelet that came to him in a dream, I couldn't stop. Man, I needed that (and just had to share the comic relief).
Should I spoil the fun and tell you what my favorite parts are? I think it's when Adam asks "Jim," the apron-donned "Today Now" host to put on his scarf and "get me three pieces of bacon out of the bathroom cabinet" to crumble over the nearly-done omelet. Or is it when Scott says "if you use a fork, Robin Williams is going to come and offer to lend you use his whisk and the two of you will go up to his grandparent's attic and there's millions of doors up there....and it really saves you a lot of time if you use a whisk."
Here's what I want to know: Anyone out there ever cook in their dreams? Who was there? What did you prepare? Did you use a shoehorn as a cooking utensil? Share the inner workings of your culinary subconscious in the comments area. As for me, I recall a dinner party in a multi-storied house, very open-air, decorative clay pots and I was stirring something dressed in a red sarong -- and my hair was black. Not a shoe horn in the house, though.
Dish up your gastronomic dreams or whatever else is on your mind today at noon ET for What's Cooking.
By Kim ODonnel |
July 28, 2008; 10:36 PM ET
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