Beware the stranger bearing gifts

I said Kenya !

Uh.. heh, heh, uh, well, uh, sorta long and skinny, uh, heh, heh, uh, sorta, uh, well, uh...... Darn! uh.

Secret and Sacred Economic Weapon, DubyaMD.

A group of us were brainstorming the other night asking ourselves what in the heck is President Dubya Bush doing in Africa.

Following the sightseeing tour through country names like Benin and Tasinia, we were looking for a common thread. Come on, we all know Dubya and the First Lady (the best half by far) love to jet set around the world on our dime, so what's the secret mission here ?

Then I read above by H5N1 and got one of those "ahha" moments of enlightenment. That word zombie just jumped off the page to me. President Bush is on a mission to find the best of the best witch doctors.

It's genious I tell you, pure genious. To fix voodoo economics it will take a very good witch doctor indeed. Going back to the old countries to find a candidate ordained as a Voodoo priest taught by the elders of this religious and spiritual orders practice is no small order. No task to be taken by an ordinary President like his father.

Now, when the President returns home look for all of the zombies, especially conservative talk show hosts, to step inline again just after a couple of chants and a sacrificial chicken or two.

Yes, McCain can only hope he lives up to the Bush Family name legacy (although that guy he was with today has yet to write a biography). The current President is risked malaria himself hoping to bring cure to the ills of Merica looking for Dr. Voodoo himself. In fact the picture shows the new Dubya MD.

May Gawd continue to bless our nation with or without dead chickens.

*United States of America- An equal opportunity employment outfit no matter what Fred Thompson says about woman presidents.

Secret and Sacred Economic Weapon, The new Dubya MD.

A group of us were brainstorming the other night asking ourselves what in the heck is President Dubya Bush doing in Africa.

Following the sightseeing tour through country names like Benin and Tasinia, we were looking for a common thread. Come on, we all know Dubya and the First Lady (the best half by far) love to jet set around the world on our dime, so what's the secret mission here ?

Then I read above by H5N1 and got one of those "ahha" moments of enlightenment. That word zombie just jumped off the page to me. President Bush is on a mission to find the best of the best witch doctors.

It's genious I tell you, pure genious. To fix voodoo economics it will take a very good witch doctor indeed. Going back to the old countries to find a candidate ordained as a Voodoo priest taught by the elders of this religious and spiritual orders practice is no small order. No task to be taken by an ordinary President like his father.

Now, when the President returns home look for all of the zombies, especially conservative talk show hosts, to step inline again just after a couple of chants and a sacrificial chicken or two.

Yes, McCain can only hope he lives up to the Bush Family name legacy (although that guy he was with today has yet to write a biography). The current President is risked malaria himself hoping to bring cure to the ills of Merica looking for Dr. Voodoo himself. In fact the picture shows the new Dubya MD.

May Gawd continue to bless our nation with or without dead chickens.

*United States of America- An equal opportunity employment outfit no matter what Fred Thompson says about women presidents.

Sorry for the double post as if this were a rerun.

Dang! What a time for my shorts to ride up....

President Bush purchases one WMD "just in case" during his tour of Tanzania. As he walked around chatting with people in the market he pointed to his new find while saying with a slight grin: "I know Saddam had plenty of these, I just know it."

I am sure this will come in handy for Laura when I am not around..

What do y'all need to ta git fer this bong?

"Hehe, wait till Dick sees my stick."

Name's George, 'n' you? Huh. Thats, thats a long name, fella, hehheh. Got a lotta 's-y-l-l-a-b-l-e-s. Heh. 'Nutherwords, gotta lotta p-a-r-t-s to it. Know like, c-o-m-p-o-n-e-n-t-s.
Say, would you like to have a beer with me.

"Momma tole me I'd find a tall woman who'd luv even me."

Will Laura be surprised!

Yeah, I'll be looking for a new job pretty soon!

"Where do I stick this? Oh! Up the butts of the American people most of whom despise me!"

"Do I have to pay for it!?"

or

"Where do you put the weed?"

or

"Hey, I just pooped in my pants"

Hey pal. Didn't you read the rules? 'Pooped' is a profanity back in Crawford.

Ma daddy done en-dorsed John McInsane today. Can you say kiss if death?
'Read my lips'.

...now watch this drive....

A recent photo of our idiot president.

Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Apologies to Mr. Waits

"EXCELLENT!" "Great one for my bong collection.... now where's the freebies?"

Honey, I shrunk the nukes!

OK, so what do I do next? I am a cheerleader, not a drum majorette.

OK, take a pitcher fer Poppy now. Damn, he must be prouda alla them countries me'n Dick took over.
Goin' pretty damn good,too, I must say. Know, like the Surge(tm) and all...
I tell ya, its been seven years o' whuppass and I ain't done yet. Ah'll fight them terr'ists to the last man.
How many we got left, anyway?

We're fighting them over there so you don't have to fight us over here.

If Congress don't give up full immunity for the Telcos, then the terrorists have won.
What staff of 10,000 Telecom attorneys could be expected to be concerned about helping me secretly commit crimes against the Constitution of the United States of America in exchange for profit?

Worst.President.Ever

We're gonna shoot down that satellite. Show Pootie what cool rockets we got.
Lesse ya do that, Pootie.
I'm the Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief Commander in Chief 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11.

Looks like a teeny model of the Peacemaker. That reminds me....note to self. Order some ICBMs, nuclear submarines and long-range supersonic bombers for the imaginary Global War on Terra.

Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb, Iran.
Heheheh. Jis kiddin'. John McInsane taught me that 'un...

i'm not really impressed by other world leaders, i mean if the french president walked up to me and shook my hand i'd think so what. i wonder how citizens of other countries feel when ole bushy boy visits their countries

This Africa place ain't too bad but there sure a lot of..uh..black people here.

hee hee hee...whatta ya mean i'm your new president.. i just came to visit.. laura.. tell em to go start the plane..

Uh..He..he...Uh...No,I'am giving it to DC lets see him blow somebody's face off with this sucker.

Uh ..He..He...Uh.Iam a real 'Bushman" now

Uh ..He...He...UH..."Hey look they gotta picture of a Black guy on thier Money,those Democrats are everywhere.

Ah thank the Amurrcan economy is strong. My experts on the ground assure me its all good.

Bush says, "I had a bong like this back in my National Guard days. I lost it in New Orleans, I think. Katrina probably flushed out into the gulf."

At least the spear is headed in the right direction!

This my dumb puppet, Dubya. He does what he's told.

The tourists are attacking us 'cause they hate our Freedom. We'll smoke the tourists outa thur caves.
Huh? Oh, terr'ists? Right Terr'ists.

Amurca has the best health care in the world and the democRat Party wants to go messin it up. They wanna have that Socialist healthcare. Kinda cut them insurance companies outa the pitcher. Them are good people, the insurance companies. I looked in their eyes and seen thur soul. Looked real good in their, too. Good church-goin' folks, prob'bly wanna have a beer with me. They wanna help the Amurcan people. Know, like they did after Katrina.
Insurance companies partnered with FEMA and Blackwater to help the folks on the Gulf coast and make it all good again.

Huh? WHO says what? The number one-rated health care in the world is where?....FRANCE?
Er uh, er, who is WHO?

No seriously, who is WHO. Who? Sounds like an owl or sumpin'. Hehheh heh. WHO! WHO! hehheh

Pardon me?

Good Mornin' ladiesh and gentlemen.
It brings me great shorrow to hafta tell ya I am forced to make the tough decision to order that we cancel the election do to a high terr'r alert that I have requested from mah friends and honurred colleagues, Mr. Mukasey and Mr. McConnell.

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