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Tuesday's debate should have been a home run for John McCain. He introduced a massive, unexplained plan for buying back failed mortgages. And he hammered Obama on the one issue we all care about: the rising cost of planetarium projectors."

Stephen Colbert on Tuesday night's presidential debate. The Colbert Report


By washingtonpost.com editors  |  October 10, 2008; 7:51 AM ET
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Funny. You can keep the house or keep the money. You can't keep both. People can stay in the empty hotels when the rope gets tighter. Beats a FEMA trailer. No room service but lots of chicks for free and money for nothing. Try not to reproduce. There are already too many of you. And no we don't care how you vote or any of that. You got a new new deal, so deal with it and don't smoke in bed. FDR is still looking after you. The same old deal and too many people and not enough livestock. Get that livestock documented on paper with a seal. The others will be branded and can be traded as needed until zero is reached. It's funny how situational comedy works and how the monkeys have everybody now hanging by thread. We got rope if the thread breaks. Lots of stuff is going to be breaking news this week and next. it's going to get bananas and splits. Ha ha.

Shoot to thrill, although you might find the junk to shoot in short supply. The old TNT days are back, so keep locked and loaded. You should see the stuff I'm looking at. Magic. We'll be down with you. Think up!

Posted by: Magic B'S | October 11, 2008 1:11 PM

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