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It's January, and how hard is it to count to 3 million? You're supposed to be one of the smart states. I mean, if this was Maryland, or one of those states that we all know should be wearing a helmet ... we'd say, 'Take your time. Enjoy your Lunchables and your juicebox and let us know when you're done.'"

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January 7, 2009; 7:56 AM ET
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