Special Classifieds Feature

Buy Washington Post Inauguration newspapers, books, and more

RECENT POSTS
READER PICKS
Let us know what you are reading. We'll post Reader Picks throughout the day.
RELATED LINKS
Punchlines

... the president informed his top aides that, if he can get back from the inauguration quickly enough, he also plans to place a bag of canine excrement near the Rose Garden door and set it aflame.

-- President Bush prepares the Oval Office for Barack Obama i the "news story" Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk.

The Onion



By washingtonpost.com editors  |  January 13, 2009; 7:52 AM ET
Go to full archive for Punchlines »

COMMENTS

Please email us to report offensive comments.



The comments to this entry are closed.

© 2010 The Washington Post Company