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Hopefully, the unemployed and elderly will learn from this and next year will go back to giving the stellar performances we expect from them."

-- "Reaction" to the news that there will not be a cost-of-living increase for Social Security payments in 2010.

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By Ben Pershing  |  October 23, 2009; 8:21 AM ET
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