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For now, though, I'm going to try to make the best of things. This year has given me a great appreciation for what matters, and I know I will never again (inject steroids/hike the "Appalachian Trail"/try to sell a Senate seat/promise someone other than my wife a rooftop wedding ceremony with the Dave Matthews Band)."

-- From Slate's mock letter, The Disgraced-Public-Figure Holiday Form Letter.

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By washingtonpost.com editors  |  December 23, 2009; 7:41 AM ET
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