Music's Big Picture
The Pogues - Great music, plus high school teachers can take their kids on a field trip and use the movie as a sort of "scared straight" thing to discourage drinking.
Green Day - Seeing moviegoers lunging out of the way of Billie Joe's loogies could be entertaining. And the rabbit could freak some people out.
The Killers - Because 3D is all about the illusion of depth.
Shakira - Duh.
Amy Winehouse - Because her most recent (home) movie just isn't getting the job done.
Kanye West - To see just how big his head can get.
Garth Brooks - Will give us a good, clear look to decide once and for all if he's any relation to this Chris Gaines fellow.
Daft Punk - Having never seen them in person, this might finally help us understand why people who have seen them can only mutter, "Oh. My. God." for an entire week after the show.
Beyonce - Again, duh.
50 Cent - To see the up-close effects of performance enhancing drugs.
The Flaming Lips - Because acid dealers are feeling the effects of this economic downturn, too.
Backstreet Boys - Larger than life, eh? We'll see about that.
Dirty Three - Dirty Three in 3D is just fun to say.
Morrissey - Until David's brave enough to rush the stage, this will be as close as he gets.
By David Malitz |
January 25, 2008; 9:00 AM ET
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