Questions Hanson Didn't Get to In Today's Chat


These guys are all married now. Do you believe that?

Earlier today, we hosted a chat with Hanson - and let's just say that the obsessiveness of their fans extends deep into cyberspace. Taylor, Isaac and Zac only responded to a small fraction the questions submitted, so for your viewing pleasure, I thought I'd share some of the more humorous ones that they never answered.

In a rare instance of not being a total jerk, I won't include of the international submissions that feature some hilarious broken English. But let's just say that Brazil has many crazed Hanson fans and that I felt like I was in some bizarro Babelfish world when wading through their entires.

Without further ado - or any spelling/grammar corrections - here is the "best" of the rest of the questions for the brothers Hanson.

Moreno Valley, CA: i have a question, do you guy rock as hard as i think you do? i also have a comment, the answer is yes!

Ashburn, VA: What word do you think is funnier, Cheese or Bananas?

Sterling Colorado: What is the craziest thing a fan has ever done? What shampoo does Taylor use? His hair rocks!!

sheboygan,wisconsin: Did you guys get to go to Lambure Field to see wear the Packers play while you guys were in wisconsin on The walk tour

foley al: dear hanson can wait see you hanson concertin washington can wait meet you p.s. tell your brother taylor told hand kisshand p.s. tell your brother zack says hello and isaac me hugs ask me date not mice me me cry me change be your best friend pleace about you be me pleace about good/bye

Sydney NSW Australia: have u ever gotten a song that u couldnt stand stuck in ur head, like say for example something like that low song by flo rida

Crystal Lake, IL: What's your favorite episode of Seinfeld?

poulsbo, washignton: have any of you ever seen the video 2 girls 1 cup?

Johnstown, PA.: Have you ever been mistaken for the Hanson Brother hockey players?

Abingdon, VA: I was wondering, if the TV show "Don't Forget the Lyrics" asked you three to be celebrity contestants on the show, would you accept? If so, do you think you would do well on the show when you have to remember the exact lyrics to a song when the band stops playing?

Rochester, NY: What's next for Hanson? Any new artistic directions? Maybe an acoustic album or a collaboration with Jack White or Burt Bacharach?

Seattle Washington: Zac..if I was a chimp...you would completely support me at your concert correct? Possibly even let me dance with you on stage?

Ft. Lauderdale, FL: I still want to know - have any of you ever had a bad hair day?

Covington KY: Taylor, I am sooo sorry for scratching your arm at the M&G!... I hope you didn't bleed.

Neenah, WI: Do you guys actually read your fan mail? And if people ask questions, do you respond back? In my mind, I picture you guys sitting around a table, reading them out loud, saying, "Oh Sarah from Nebraska thinks I'm gorgeous and wants to marry me...hahaha." That's the mental image I get.

By David Malitz |  April 30, 2008; 2:52 PM ET Ridiculousness
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I'm tempted to ask similar questions of Gene Weingarten during his next chat. Unlike Hanson, Gene would actually give great answers!

Posted by: SSMD | April 30, 2008 3:15 PM

@SSMD
That's a great idea. Especially the question about hair products.

Posted by: wiredog | May 1, 2008 8:48 AM

You realize you're just asking for the deranged Hanson fans to attack this blog, just like Clay Aiken's fans (and other mediocre verging on terrible artist's fans before that) by posting this? It should be amusing...

Posted by: U street girl | May 1, 2008 10:41 AM

"I won't include of the international submissions that feature some hilarious broken English."

oh, the irony....

Posted by: stavros | May 6, 2008 3:38 PM

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