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Man Arrested on I-64 With 10,000 Tabs of Acid

NEW KENT, Va. (AP) -- A man was arrested outside of New Kent, Va., Thursday after state troopers found more than 10,000 tabs of LSD in his car. The man was pulled over for speeding and state troopers conducted a search of his car after smelling a strong odor of "marijuana and general hippieness." They then discovered the massive quantity of LSD -- worth more than $50,000, officials said -- inside a tie-dye duffle bag. Each tab of this particular batch of the psychedelic drug featured a small picture of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. The man was en route to Hampton, Va., where popular jam band Phish is to play its first concerts in nearly five years this coming weekend.

By David Malitz |  October 1, 2008; 11:50 AM ET Fakery , Hippies , Ridiculousness
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Posted by: Hemisphire | October 1, 2008 12:25 PM

So, I am guessing you are not a fan.

Stereotypes aside, the "general hippieness" line was pretty funny.

Posted by: Adams Morgan | October 1, 2008 4:09 PM

Another one..."Phish to play Merriweather, local police leave drug snifffing dogs at hoem due to risk of burnout"

Posted by: EricS | October 1, 2008 5:23 PM

Reminds me of the Onion article where George Clinton accidentally descends from the Mothership into a Hootie and the Blowfish concert. Clinton was tricked into thinking that a Funk Fest was gonna happen after Hootie tripped over a stray mandolin.

Posted by: SSMD | October 1, 2008 5:26 PM

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin???? Wishful thinking?

Posted by: calchris | October 2, 2008 7:07 AM

Must have been a bad trip.

Posted by: calchris | October 2, 2008 7:08 AM

And you are mentioning Phish in this article, WHY? Nice work trying to make it seem as if the reason the guy had that much L was because of Phish playing in Hampton. Get your facts straight, you fking idiots.

Posted by: Kashola | October 2, 2008 11:03 AM

And the world's angriest Phish fan (yes I'm spelling it with an f) is Kashola.

Posted by: MN | October 2, 2008 11:20 AM

The concerts arent until march

Posted by: Prince Caspian | October 2, 2008 1:27 PM

Seriously, you guys can't spot satire? Did the part below not tip you off?

"Headlines We're Likely to See
Thursday, March 5, 2009"

Posted by: Basher | October 2, 2008 3:34 PM

seriously. if you are mad at this DO NOT post anything. by doing that you further the idea that phish fans are complete idiots. after reading countless blogs about the phish reunion, i am beginning to think most of us are complete idiots with no sense of humor whatsoever. please. just take your over-defensive pre-disposition and leave. this is funny. not offensive.

Posted by: nick | October 5, 2008 4:15 PM

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