Kim Kardashian and Her Massive Glutes Not Mad at Eminem; Peta Thinks Pet Shop Boys' Name Is a Sin


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Headlines: Eminem's latest spoof targets are starting to respond to the rapper's new "We Made You." Jessica Simpson is annoyed. Kim Kardashian is honored, saying: "I am a huge Eminem fan and find it flattering that he would rap about me." Key Eminem lyric: "Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man/She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands/On her massive gluteus maximus again.") ... The Pet Shop Boys have been asked by Peta to change their name -- to the Rescue Shelter Boys. ... 50 Cent denies offering Rick Ross $500K to end their beef. ... Courtney Love wants Kurt Cobain's money back. ... Britney Spears gets smoked on onstage in Vancouver. ... Serious times call for frivolous music, apparently: The Black Eyed Peas single "Boom Boom Pow" has replaced Lady GaGa's "Poker Face" atop the Billboard Hot 100. ... Peter, Bjorn and John have decided not to whistle while they work. Says Peter Móren: "We had to ban it from the new album." ... Common is getting into the men's fragrance business. ... Craig David's "Born to Do It" is the second-greatest album ever???!? ... David "Pops" Winans Sr., the patriarch of the award-winning gospel family, has died. ... Eddie Vedder is embarking on another solo tour. No D.C. dates, but he's playing two nights at Baltimore's Lyric Opera House. ... Madonna has donated a bunch of money to Italian earthquake victims. ... Leon Huff, the songwriter and producer who helped shape the Sound of Philadelphia, has his own street in Camden, N.J. ... CMT slams Newsweek for slamming country music. ... No Doubt covers Adam and the Ants for "Gossip Girl." Not everybody loves it. ... Sir Mix-a-Lot's ass, "Baby Got Back" is being used to pitch Burger King's SpongeBob SquarePants Happy Meals. Meanwhile, Joanna Newsom's "Sprout and the Bean" is being used to pitch Victoria's Secret push-up bras. ... Slash will never work with Axl Rose again.

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By J. Freedom du Lac |  April 9, 2009; 8:09 AM ET Morning Mix
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PETA has its nerve. www.petakillsanimals.com

"PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets."

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