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Albert Haynesworth sued by Tennessee bank

Clayton Bank & Trust has sued Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth in Knox County, Tennessee, alleging that Haynesworth has failed to make payments on a loan in the amount of more than $2.38 million.

According to the suit filed in the Knox County Chancery Court on June 18, Haynesworth entered a commercial loan agreement for the original principal amount of $2,381,688.58 on June 27, 2009.

On February 27, 2009 the two parties entered into an Extension Agreement with an effective date of February 27, 2010, according to the suit.

Haynesworth has failed to make payments in accordance with the agreement, according to the suit, and Clayton Bank & Trust is seeking just more than $2.4 million. Hugh B. Ward, Jr., an attorney for Clayton Bank & Trust, said they have no further comment beyond what is in the suit. Haynesworth's representative declined to comment.

The suit was initially reported by the Knoxville News Sentinel.

By Paul Tenorio  |  June 22, 2010; 4:24 PM ET
Categories:  Albert Haynesworth  
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He just collected what, $21 million? One would think he could spare some of it to pay off his loan. Ridiculous.

Posted by: hobbes9 | June 22, 2010 4:32 PM | Report abuse

Again, thanks Vinny for clarifying the term special teams to include Zorn and Haynesworth.

'Oh, golly gee, Zorn is a boob and our Oline sux. You know what this calls for? MORE HAYNESWORTH!!'

Posted by: mattsoundworld | June 22, 2010 4:33 PM | Report abuse

seriously, what is going on in this lump's head? just scam everyone possible out of as much possible then run for the hills, or beach in his case.

Posted by: hcic55 | June 22, 2010 4:34 PM | Report abuse

This guy must have an IQ of a rock. He's lucky he can play football, otherwise he would be homeless.

Posted by: jmy999 | June 22, 2010 4:34 PM | Report abuse

This guy must have an IQ of a rock. He's lucky he can play football, otherwise he would be homeless.

Posted by: jmy999 | June 22, 2010 4:35 PM | Report abuse

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: rufus_t_firefly | June 22, 2010 4:37 PM | Report abuse

over/under on him declaring bankruptcy in 5 years

Posted by: hcic55 | June 22, 2010 4:38 PM | Report abuse

He didn't like the way the money looked, so he decided to keep it and stay away from the Bank.

Posted by: MadeRED | June 22, 2010 4:40 PM | Report abuse

over/under on him declaring bankruptcy in 5 years

Posted by: hcic55

I'll take the under.

Posted by: RedskinWillie | June 22, 2010 4:45 PM | Report abuse

I want a job reading profootballtalk and then cutting and pasting. What's that pay these days?

At least pretend to keep it about football.

Posted by: EpsteinsMothersDoctor | June 22, 2010 4:46 PM | Report abuse

It's their own fault for switching their Quicken system from V4.3 to V34

Posted by: mattsoundworld | June 22, 2010 4:47 PM | Report abuse

I'm going with the "Implode Theory". Dude is crashing at all levels in his life. I have a feeling the story isn't over yet, too.

Posted by: DC2AZ99 | June 22, 2010 4:47 PM | Report abuse

2.4 mil to a bank
10 mil sought by "Baby-Mama"
1 mil in obnoxious watercraft
? in Team fines
? in Child support
? in Legal Fees
???? in Food

I realize the paternity will settle for way less, but throw in the fact that for every story we "Hear about" there are likely 5 times as many being swept under the rug, and it's clear to see that, unbelievably, assuming he is paying taxes, this guy may be broke inside the next few years.

Could it possibly come to light that, despite the record salary, he is actually in very bad financial shape right now?

If he is, getting cut and then re-signing may be financially necessary for him right now- A true "Double Dip", if you will, into FA market at the expense of one D.Snyder.

"We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money..."
-P. Ewing


Posted by: WaitingGuilty | June 22, 2010 4:48 PM | Report abuse

"I'm going with the "Implode Theory". Dude is crashing at all levels in his life. I have a feeling the story isn't over yet, too."

Darrell Russell went out like this too, didn't he?

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM | Report abuse

over/under on him declaring bankruptcy in 5 years

Posted by: hcic55 | June 22, 2010 4:38 PM | Report abuse

Over/Under - A bet on whether the combined total of the points/goals scored by the two teams will exceed or be less than a specified number

Do you mean the odds?

Odds on Alber Haysnworths future:

3:1 Bankrupt in 5 years
10:3 Accepting HOF awards
14:1 Death in speed boat accident
100,000,000:1 Accepting Nobel Prize
400,000,000:1 Doing Subway Add with Jared

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM | Report abuse

I want a job reading profootballtalk and then cutting and pasting. What's that pay these days?

At least pretend to keep it about football.

Posted by: EpsteinsMothersDoctor | June 22, 2010 4:46 PM | Report abuse
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Bean does it for free, so you have some stiff competition if you want to monetize.

Posted by: mattsoundworld | June 22, 2010 4:52 PM | Report abuse

A BROWN at LT and it ain't LEVI - SWEET! Things are looking up already!

Predicted O-line starters and back-ups:

LT T.WILLIAMS-BROWN
LG DOCKERY-COOK
C RABACH-SUNDBERG
RG M. WILLIAMS-HICKS
RT BROWN-CAPERS

HOPEFULS:

E.WILLIAMS
LICHTENSTEIGER
OLDENBURG
ROBINSON

MY HOPE NOTS:

MONTGOMERY
"Chin-whiskers AND drunk in public" RINEHART
HEYER

And BIG AL is being sued for a loan repay to a bank. Can that stupidity evidence moral turpitude and vitiate his contract? One can only hope.

Posted by: glawrence007 | June 22, 2010 4:53 PM | Report abuse

Haynesworth probably doesn't have the $21M to give back since the IRS took its 50% right off the top and I am sure his agent's 15% came out of the $21M, not the after-tax figure.

Posted by: mrlowery1 | June 22, 2010 4:56 PM | Report abuse

1:4 Youtube of him interrupting Subway Add to eat Jared

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM | Report abuse
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Hahahahahah! Classic...

Posted by: mattsoundworld | June 22, 2010 4:56 PM | Report abuse

1:4 Youtube of him interrupting Subway Add to eat Jared

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM | Report abuse
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Hahahahahah! Classic...
Posted by: mattsoundworld | June 22, 2010 4:56 PM | Report abuse

LOL

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 4:57 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM
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Ha Ha...no. Not literal NHRA-type crashes, but downward spiral, do-something-drastic-to-make-the-evening-headline-news, crash and burn type crashes.

Posted by: DC2AZ99 | June 22, 2010 4:59 PM | Report abuse

BTW, where can I get a redskins vuvuzela? I think you get 90,000 of those at a football game and we finally have home-field advantage.

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 5:00 PM | Report abuse

You all should read Steinberg's blog post regarding this, earlier today. Some dumba** was commenting about how WaPo is racist and Steinberg is racist b/c of the media coverage regarding Fat Al and his fatness. Laaaame.

Posted by: Bigfoot_has_a_posse | June 22, 2010 5:00 PM | Report abuse

"Haynesworth needed a loan?"


Forbes magazine has recently published the Most 10 Hated Pro Athletes.

Rank these names--non- athletes included-- according to most undesired to completely rotten:

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 4:28 PM | Report abuse


Okay, but who picked and why these names?

Mike Vick
Terrell Owens
Sammy Sosa
Manny Ramirez
Tom Cruise
Alex Rodriguez
JaMarcus Russell
Scott Boras
Albert Haynesworth
Jesse James

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 5:04 PM | Report abuse

AH sounds like a financial mess. Wasn't he running around buying yachts last offseason? lol.

Posted by: cali_snowboarder | June 22, 2010 5:09 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 4:25 PM | Report abuse

Hmmmmmm, I'd have to go:

1. Tony Hayward (not on your list, but dude picked the wrong time for r&r)
2. Albert Haynesworth
3. Tom Cruise (is and always will be world class doosh bag)
4. Alex Rodriguez
5. Manny Ramirez
6. Mike Vick
7. Sammy Sosa (wow, a cheat and a fake)
8. Jesse James (cause my wife is looking over my shoulder)
9. Terrell Owens
10. Scott Boras (dude will continue to be a major pain in the ass)

Jemarcus doesn't make it, he's not hated so much as pitied.

Posted by: RomoLongballs | June 22, 2010 5:11 PM | Report abuse

More realistic scenario:

Predicted O-line starters and back-ups:

LT T.WILLIAMS - BROWN - HEYER
LG DOCKERY - RHINEHART- E WILLIAMS
C RABACH - E WILLIAMS
RG HICKS - M. WILLIAMS - E WILLIAMS
RT BROWN- HICKS- HEYER

Total Active: 9

PRACTICE SQUAD:

CAPERS
COOK

Posted by: DC2AZ99 | June 22, 2010 5:14 PM | Report abuse

FYI I screwed up my list.

Vick should be on bottom as the worst

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 5:15 PM | Report abuse

alex, if you attempt take a vuvuzela to FedEx I will walk to DC, take the vuvuzela from you, and club you senseless with it.

No, no, no, no, NO to the introduction of vuvuzelas in US sports venues... sheesh...

(And as to the underlying issue of the perceived lack of a "home field advantage" at the cavernous and overlarge FedEx, which has been discussed ad nauseum up here, that will be remedied by fielding a consistently competitive team that wins more games than it loses, not by any noisemaking gimmick.)

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 5:19 PM | Report abuse

Possibly replace E WILLIAMS with W MONTGOMERY and put E WILLIAMS on the Practice Squad, too, to give him another year under his belt.

What's really cool is that virtually everyone on our O-line, as I've laid it out, play multiple positions (except Rabach, and he'll only play Center unless he goes down). There's a lot of mixing and matching the O-line coach could do to A) keep the players all fresh throughout games/the season, and B) exploit weaknesses on other teams' Ds.

Posted by: DC2AZ99 | June 22, 2010 5:24 PM | Report abuse

alex

"Okay, but who picked and why these names?"


It's my list.

Feel free to add or delete undesirables from it at will.

A-Rod is a Yankee, I am a Yankee fan, but I really ain't got no true love for the guy.

I felt the same way about Roger Clemens and Jason Giambi.

And you can add them to the list, too.

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 5:30 PM | Report abuse

When the sugar high from all this Kool-Aid you're downing wears off y'all are going to crash and burn and it won't be pretty.

Posted by: Pepper5 |
What about those of us who make our Kool-Ade with only half the sugar?

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Odds on Alber Haysnworths future:

3:1 Bankrupt in 5 years
10:3 Accepting HOF awards
14:1 Death in speed boat accident
100,000,000:1 Accepting Nobel Prize
400,000,000:1 Doing Subway Add with Jared

Posted by: alex35332
5:1 Albert taking his cash and running off to the island of Yap in the south Pacific.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 5:31 PM | Report abuse

the bank wanted to switch to a 3-4 loan..so he decided not to pay..

Posted by: kindestchiva | June 22, 2010 5:34 PM | Report abuse

Tom Cruise is an athlete??

Posted by: MadeRED | June 22, 2010 5:37 PM | Report abuse

As I hinted a few threads ago, I'm becoming more than a little concerned about Haynesworth's well-being.

I hope this drama about not showing up for voluntary and mandatory activities is (somehow) amicably resolved and he gets on with his life -- and the Redskins get on with the business of being a dedicated, professional football team, with or without him -- and finds some kind of peace and happiness. Because everything we're hearing certainly makes it sound like things are very, very bad in his life right now. Whatever harm we think he's done to our beloved franchise, he clearly needs an opportunity to get his life together.

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 5:37 PM | Report abuse

3:1 Bankrupt in 5 years
10:3 Accepting HOF awards
14:1 Death in speed boat accident
100,000,000:1 Accepting Nobel Prize
400,000,000:1 Doing Subway Add with Jared

Posted by: alex35332 | June 22, 2010 4:50 PM

Even: Albert eating every Subway sandwich in sight and asking for more promising to pay for them at a later date.

Posted by: scampbell1975 | June 22, 2010 5:38 PM | Report abuse

Heard Lo Alexander on the radio on the way home:

Sounds like he's loving life at LOLB.

Said he's about 270 right now.

Said he expects to be rushing the QB about 50% of the time.

Posted by: stevek20147 | June 22, 2010 5:42 PM | Report abuse

3. Tom Cruise (is and always will be world class doosh bag)

Posted by: RomoLongballs | June 22, 2010 5:11 PM | Report abuse
________________

Dude was on top of the world until he met Scientology & Oprah... Was he so rich, he felt his religion shouldn't be free??

Posted by: tony325 | June 22, 2010 5:43 PM | Report abuse

Heard Lo Alexander on the radio on the way home:

Sounds like he's loving life at LOLB.

Said he's about 270 right now.

Said he expects to be rushing the QB about 50% of the time.

Posted by: stevek20147 | June 22, 2010 5:43 PM | Report abuse

Sorry for the dp.

Posted by: stevek20147 | June 22, 2010 5:46 PM | Report abuse

"Dude was on top of the world until he met Scientology & Oprah... Was he so rich, he felt his religion shouldn't be free??"

Yep, everything he touched turned to gold for a long, long time. But then he started selling crazy...

Posted by: RomoLongballs | June 22, 2010 5:53 PM | Report abuse

RomoLongballs, I hate to admit it, but even since he started selling crazy (the 2005 Oprah couch-jumping incident being the tipping point for that, I think) Tom Cruise has still had the Midas touch at the box office:

http://boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=tomcruise.htm

*sigh*

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 6:04 PM | Report abuse

I'm tellin' ya, Fat A-hole is just a world class con-man. I'll bet he's planning on scamming another team out of some money. He'll continue to not pay the bank or the baby-mama stripper. Fight everything in court with as many delays as possible. Even after he loses in the courts, he will continue not to pay. Finally, he will take all the money and flee to some foreign country just before he winds up in jail.
Book it!

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 6:04 PM | Report abuse

Albert Haynesworth is lacking in something that comes from deep down, you can't buy it: Character. Darrell Green and Art Monk have it, they always have and they always will. Big Al doesn't, and he never will. Haynesworth has always had an inner deadbeat that's now just coming to the surface.

Green and Monk would've made a success of their lives even without football. Haynesworth, I don't think so. He'd just be a poor deadbeat instead of a rich one.

Posted by: curtb | June 22, 2010 6:06 PM | Report abuse

Forgot to mention that he would skip town without paying his lawyers either.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 6:07 PM | Report abuse

So we've got the bank, the stripper, the guy from the car accident, and the team all lining up to sue Big Al.

The only thing he's missing is an assault on some TMZ reporter that shoves a camera in his face.

Dude is on a serious roll.

It's like the OctoMom.

The runaway train is gaining so much speed, that you are almost rooting for the guy in a "Natural Born Killers" kind of way...how bad can the train wreck be? Who else can he get to hate him?

This is the kind of crap that reality TV was made for.

Posted by: p1funk | June 22, 2010 6:08 PM | Report abuse

Yeah, the list of people who want to reach into Albert's pocket is pretty big and getting bigger.

Suing him:
Skins
Baby Mama
Ex
Paralyzed guy
Bank

Taking their cut:
Agents
lawyers
IRS

$32 million doesn't go nearly as far as it once did.

Said it before, the 3-4 thing feels like a red herring. Albert is going to need the $$. Something is very wrong and its not the 3-4 defense.

Posted by: zcezcest1 | June 22, 2010 6:08 PM | Report abuse

Odds on Alber Haysnworths future:

3:1 Bankrupt in 5 years
10:3 Accepting HOF awards
14:1 Death in speed boat accident
100,000,000:1 Accepting Nobel Prize
400,000,000:1 Doing Subway Add with Jared

Posted by: alex35332
5:1 Albert taking his cash and running off to the island of Yap in the south Pacific.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 5:31 PM
BTW, I'm dropping the odds of him running off to YAP to 3:2

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 6:18 PM | Report abuse

You people have no idea what the loan was for or why it's not being paid. But I guess if not for worthless speculation there wouldn't be anything to talk about at this point.

The question I have is why did a bank give AH an unsecured loan for $2.38M? That complaint put just the minimum information needed to demonstrate entitlement to relief. I'd like to know what's been left out.

Posted by: learnedhand1 | June 22, 2010 6:22 PM | Report abuse

This is the kind of crap that reality TV was made for.

Posted by: p1funk | June 22, 2010 6:08 PM | Report abuse

_______________________

I know... can't wait til 7/29!!!! I hope the Skins don't trade him & we get to see this TRAIN WRECK play out... It's gonna be fun.

Posted by: tony325 | June 22, 2010 6:24 PM | Report abuse

Not sure the dates in the story are correct. They don't match up.

Posted by: jmsbh | June 22, 2010 6:29 PM | Report abuse

Ok, just to catch up on what I missed:

-Anyone who says Asomugha is a HoFer is batsh*t crazy. He plays on a perennial loser and has only played at a high level for about 4 years. By that standard, Gilbert Arenas should be enshrined in the NBA HoF any minute now...

-The Rinehart story is a non-story...I mean, who among us hasn't gotten blitzed and then did something nuts? RI alone could come up with at least a dozen stories that would trump Rinehart's.

-The only reason Cris Carter isn't more widely recognized as the f-ing moron he is, is because ESPN employed Emmitt Smith for so long that he established the standard for dimwitted former NFL greats that set the perception of the modern athlete back to the stone ages. If Carter spent more time forming a thoughtful opinion instead of yelling and backslapping everyone on the set, he might actually mess around and say something smart. He's such a retard that he makes Michael Irvin look like a gifted orator.

Posted by: brownwood26 | June 22, 2010 6:30 PM | Report abuse

over/under on him declaring bankruptcy in 5 years

Posted by: hcic55

I'll take the under.

Posted by: RedskinWillie | June 22, 2010 4:45 PM

Bankrupt? He'd be lucky.

More likely dead or in jail. Dude's out of control.

Posted by: edvar | June 22, 2010 6:32 PM | Report abuse

Only one thing to say: C H U M P !

Posted by: killerskunk63 | June 22, 2010 6:34 PM | Report abuse

Re: Chad Rinehart

$195 fine! Hell, he'd of spent that much on the pizza!

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 6:38 PM | Report abuse

I'm sure the diehards have read this article... but I never came across this & it is the biggest crock of crap I have ever read... who does Al think he is fooling??

"I want to help the orphans" ... yeah right!! how about helping your own child, retard!

http://www.backsportspage.com/beyond-the-athlete/2010/3/31/beyond-the-athlete-albert-haynesworth-part-i.html

http://www.backsportspage.com/beyond-the-athlete/2010/4/9/beyond-the-athlete-albert-haynesworth-part-ii.html

Posted by: tony325 | June 22, 2010 6:41 PM | Report abuse

I guess Ain'tworth didn't like the terms of the loan so he has stopped making all mandatory payments in protest.

Posted by: leevi98 | June 22, 2010 6:42 PM | Report abuse

You know it's the slow season for NFL news when we get stories about drunk O-linemen out for a midnight snack.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 7:14 PM | Report abuse

In all seriousness, and I believe Nate also mentioned this, AH may be in serious trouble beyond financial. An intervention AT LEAST to determine his status seems to be in order. The guy apparently has some serious issues and he may be in a situation beyond the ability to help himself.

Posted by: SkinsfaninKaneohe | June 22, 2010 7:15 PM | Report abuse

Clayton Bank & Trust has sued Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth in Knox County, Tennessee, alleging that Haynesworth has failed to make payments on a loan in the amount of more than $2.38 million.

It looks like creditors are starting to form a long line at AH's doorstep:

1. Ex wife
2. Accident victim
3. Paternity suit plaintiff
4. Toy salesmen (Ferraris, ATVs, powerboats)
5. Bank

He came to our bank and wanted a loan and although he had sizeable assets he also had a lot of liabilities so we said "thanks, but no thanks".

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 7:21 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: SkinsfaninKaneohe | June 22, 2010 7:15 PM

agreed, and hopefully all of the "man, you know AH is gonna do what he's gonna do" talk doesn't get in the way... it's always interesting to me that bonds on the field and locker room seem to run deep, but at the same time a lot of the trash outside the limelight gets ignored. part of why I hate the "win at all costs" mentality. character matters, in life as in sports.

Posted by: moodlymoodlymoo | June 22, 2010 7:27 PM | Report abuse

Latest Haynesworth news

It was discovered today that Marvin Scamowitz, financial manager for NFL star Albert Haynesworth, has left the country taking with him millions of dollars belonging to the star. It would appear that Haynesworth is now broke and may actually have to play professional football this year to earn a living. When contacted, Haynesworth stated "Man, that is cold. How am supposed to eat now?"

Posted by: noonefromtampa | June 22, 2010 7:36 PM | Report abuse

No, no, no, no, NO to the introduction of vuvuzelas in US sports venues... sheesh..

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 5:19

Florida Marlins had vuvuzela night the other day & everything short of a plague of locusts was the result.http://newsblaze.com/story/20100620101234reye.nb/topstory.html

Posted by: will_ga | June 22, 2010 7:39 PM | Report abuse

Why be concerned or try to help Fat Assworth? World is better off without people of his ilk. Continue on downward spiral unless he plans to show up and beast out in which case he can have a 5 month reprieve.

Posted by: Rahtard | June 22, 2010 7:43 PM | Report abuse

This guy must have an IQ of a rock. He's lucky he can play football, otherwise he would be homeless.

Posted by: jmy999 | June 22, 2010 4:34 PM

Contrary to your viewpoint, I think anyone that can con the entire Skins organization and fans out of 40 Millions, then con a bank out of 2 plus Millions do have a very high IQ. But what actually surprises me the most is Haynesworth walking away from the remaining 60 Millions. Wow! What a loss.

Posted by: abxinc | June 22, 2010 7:45 PM | Report abuse

Ah, yes, that debacle at the Marlins game, will_ga... good grief, I know that's baseball, which takes itself sooooo seriously, but I hope that experience dissuades anybody hosting a game of any kind from allowing -- let alone encouraging -- vuvuzelas into their building.

Not trying to make a mountain out of this particularly noisy molehill, but there it is...

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 7:45 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: WaitingGuilty | June 22, 2010 4:48 PM |

Posted by: zcezcest1 | June 22, 2010 6:08 PM |

Good job scamming my list which I originally published when Shanahan revealed that AH was given the option of freedom from 3-4 if he abstained from the $21 M due him April 1 and I published my list to prove that he could not afford to abstain.

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 7:46 PM | Report abuse

.http://newsblaze.com/story/20100620101234reye.nb/topstory.html

Maybe that works better

Posted by: will_ga | June 22, 2010 7:46 PM | Report abuse

yeah Nate, War of the Worlds was the last credible thing he did, not that it was all that good. I have to give credit where it's due, I loved him Tropic Thunder. Forgot about that. The back story on the character he played and the way he oozed dooshyness made it all the better...

...and he's gonna have his own movie.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2010/06/08/2010-06-08_tom_cruise_les_grossman_tropic_thunder_exec_who_resurfaced_on_mtv_movie_awards_t.html

Posted by: RomoLongballs | June 22, 2010 7:47 PM | Report abuse

Not trying to make a mountain out of this particularly noisy molehill, but there it is...

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 7:45 PM |

It is more like a hornet's nest that some chick kicked over than a molehill.

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 7:55 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: WaitingGuilty | June 22, 2010 4:48 PM |

Posted by: zcezcest1 | June 22, 2010 6:08 PM |

Good job scamming my list which I originally published when Shanahan revealed that AH was given the option of freedom from 3-4 if he abstained from the $21 M due him April 1 and I published my list to prove that he could not afford to abstain.

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 7:46 PM


And kudos to you for knowing the baby Momma, the Redskins and the bank wold all be added to the list of folks wanting to sue Fat Albert, even before the stories broke.

Posted by: zcezcest1 | June 22, 2010 8:15 PM | Report abuse

Good job scamming my list which I originally published when Shanahan revealed that AH was given the option of freedom from 3-4 if he abstained from the $21 M due him April 1 and I published my list to prove that he could not afford to abstain.

Posted by: BankerVance
Vance,
You should know by now that RI posters are the cut and paste kings. Mayby you should start including that little c-in-the-circle copyright symbol in your posts.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 8:33 PM | Report abuse

Albert has no trade value and the skins can't release him because they can't get their money back. I think we should just boo him to death in every preseason games and the players should shun him in the locker room. He will be the fat sh't in the corner nobody talks to.

Posted by: nfcBEaST | June 22, 2010 8:37 PM | Report abuse

This guy ruins everything he touches. Totally worthless member of society.

Posted by: drischord | June 22, 2010 8:46 PM | Report abuse

"over/under on him declaring bankruptcy in 5 years"

Over.

He's still and there will always be someone who thinks they can "coach him up" and play back what he was a few years ago.

Wait until about oh, 8 years from now and people will say "Albert who?"

Somebody needs to get that guy some help, he's like bipolar or something. Seriously.

- Ray

Posted by: rmcazz | June 22, 2010 8:52 PM | Report abuse

He's still YOUNG.

Sorry for my Clinton Portis moment.

- Ray

Posted by: rmcazz | June 22, 2010 8:57 PM | Report abuse

At least we don't have many players left from the Vinny Cerrato era. Once Fat Albert is gone, we can begin a decent franchise again. Can't wait for Donovan McNabb to grasp the Shanahan offense!

Posted by: AldoFaCaldo | June 22, 2010 9:15 PM | Report abuse

Vance,
You should know by now that RI posters are the cut and paste kings. Mayby you should start including that little c-in-the-circle copyright symbol in your posts.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 8:33 PM |

ROFLAARP!

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 9:16 PM | Report abuse

Fat Albert - the gift that just keeps on giving.

Posted by: jburnetti | June 22, 2010 9:17 PM | Report abuse

And kudos to you for knowing the baby Momma, the Redskins and the bank wold all be added to the list of folks wanting to sue Fat Albert, even before the stories broke.

Posted by: zcezcest1 | June 22, 2010 8:15 PM |

You left out his expensive-toy addiction which even though it is the least publicized of his money drains could ultimately be the source of his undoing. A fully loaded Ferrari ain't cheap and I am sure he has more than one of them.

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 9:27 PM | Report abuse

Washington Redskins Part Ways with Haynesworth

Dateline: Detroit, MI

According to unnamed sources, the Washington Redskins have released Albert Haynesworth after General Motors stepped in and repaid the $21 million in bonuses that Haynesworth had received on April 1st.

"Our goal at General Motors is to rebuild our company with obtuse, unimaginative, and arrogant people at every position. We admired Albert Haynesworth for his laziness and greed - two qualities we most admire in our employees," noted Ed Whitacre, Chief Executive Officer and talent scout for General Motors.

Our reporters visited the Haynesworth home and noticed a brand new Cadillac Escalade pulling out of his driveway filled with gold chains, rings, and bags of pork rinds and cheetos. The destination of this vehicle was unknown as of this report and there is no way to confirm that this was in fact Haynesworth. But the license plate said "My Greed".

No Washington Redskin would comment on this news but there were bundles of 92 Redskin jerseys in the dumpster. There was also music playing inside Redskin Park and it sounded like the Wizard of Oz "The witch is dead" and the sound of champagne corks popping and men laughing and carrying on."

Posted by: laserwizard | June 22, 2010 9:29 PM | Report abuse

-The Rinehart story is a non-story...I mean, who among us hasn't gotten blitzed and then did something nuts? RI alone could come up with at least a dozen stories that would trump Rinehart's.

-The only reason Cris Carter isn't more widely recognized as the f-ing moron he is, is because ESPN employed Emmitt Smith for so long that he established the standard for dimwitted former NFL greats that set the perception of the modern athlete back to the stone ages. If Carter spent more time forming a thoughtful opinion instead of yelling and backslapping everyone on the set, he might actually mess around and say something smart. He's such a retard that he makes Michael Irvin look like a gifted orator.

Posted by: brownwood26 | June 22, 2010 6:30 PM |

Hell, I could come up with at least a dozen "instances" that make what Rinehart's look like a game of pattycake.

Agreed on Carter. Giant f'ing d-bag.

Posted by: scampbell1975 | June 22, 2010 9:30 PM | Report abuse

RomoLongballs, I hate to admit it, but even since he started selling crazy (the 2005 Oprah couch-jumping incident being the tipping point for that, I think) Tom Cruise has still had the Midas touch at the box office:

www.tomcruiseisstilladbag.com

*sigh*

Posted by: NateinthePDX | June 22, 2010 6:04 PM

0 TCCLs for the guy whose mission just got a little impossibler.

Posted by: dcsween | June 22, 2010 9:53 PM | Report abuse

He's demanding for his loan to be traded to another bank.

Posted by: kls1 | June 22, 2010 9:56 PM | Report abuse

I thought bringing Big Al here was going to be a great thing! Man was I an idiot! I also thought that Cris Carter was a good player untill I looked back and saw that he is a sore looser! F-Carter! Art Monk = Hall of Fame! Cris Carter = Looser! The Redskins kicked his and his team`s a$$ when they played!

Posted by: vexed50verizonnet | June 22, 2010 9:59 PM | Report abuse

I'm sorry, but isn't this the exclamation point on AH's character?? He is a DEADBEAT!! PERIOD!! END OF STORY!!

Posted by: Ireland2 | June 22, 2010 10:01 PM | Report abuse

He needed the money for lunch

Posted by: cordobes17 | June 22, 2010 10:16 PM | Report abuse

pathos! vengeance! comedy! tragedy!

"Thou mewling tickle-brained boar-pig!"

"Thou infectious knotty-pated dewberry!"

"Thou villainous ill-breeding nut-hook!"

"Thou saucy unchin-snouted coxcomb!"

"Thou qualling motley-minded giglet!"

things are so downright Shakespearean in 'skins land these days that a few such random insults are deserved all 'round, whether or not you answer to the name "Albert Haynesworth III".

Posted by: moodlymoodlymoo | June 22, 2010 10:50 PM | Report abuse

Okay. So he owed money and took the $21 Million on April 1, 2010. And then? I'm guessing there are other bills he's had to pay. That's the position I'm in. But if that's so, and I had a job, I'd actually do my job and whatever the boss said.

There's more to this story. Tip of the iceberg. I can't wait, but more importantly, I want it gone. Gone from the Redskins.

Posted by: josewashington | June 22, 2010 10:52 PM | Report abuse

"The Rinehart story is a non-story...I mean, who among us hasn't gotten blitzed and then did something nuts?"

This is very true.

I got so drunk one time that I wandered into a Klan meeting, grabbed a waterhose, and doused the fire someone had set to their cross.

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 10:53 PM | Report abuse

Mike Vick
Terrell Owens
Sammy Sosa
Manny Ramirez
Tom Cruise
Alex Rodriguez
JaMarcus Russell
Scott Boras
Albert Haynesworth
Jesse James

Posted by: alex35332

OJ Simpson?

Posted by: monkeymayonaise | June 22, 2010 11:03 PM | Report abuse

Why would AH make a commercial loan agreement for the original principal amount of $2,381,688.58 on June 27, 2009??

He had just signed in early 2009 the richest contract ever for a Defensive player, and how many millions did he get up front?

Now, he has received in 2010 what 20 Million in cash? And he has still not made any payments?

What is going on w/ him?
Is he heading for a dead-on crash of some sort?

Posted by: RedskinRay1 | June 22, 2010 11:11 PM | Report abuse

AH got a 32 million guaranteed for 14 months work, and he had to take out a loan?

AH will show up for training camp so he can receive millions more.
But he will show up fat, out of shape, and whining creating a "cancer in the locker room" atmosphere.

Posted by: RedskinRay1 | June 22, 2010 11:16 PM | Report abuse

I think MonkeyMayo wins with O.J. (how's his search for the real killer coming, I think we can rule out golf courses, the juice has checked out all of those.)

I'm tellin ya, Fat Albert is going to take all the money and dissapear. He's just looking for one last big score, and then he'll be gone. Some sucker is now going to think that Fat Al will give a full effort for their team 'cause they think he's really going to need to earn the money. He'll cash that first big check, and POOF, where'd Albert go.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 11:25 PM | Report abuse

With McNabb you would expect him to be the starter and rightly so. The unfortunate thing is shanahan's kid, Kyle, is in love with Kyle Boller(maybe because they have the same first name) because he was with him in Texas. Boller is not a very good QB either despit Kyle loves him. That would make Colt a possible 3rd string QB if his daddy, Mike Shanny likes him. It definitely will be hard for Colt because this new coaching staff have nothing invested in him. Colt has talent and could be a starter if given the chance but the odds are against him, unfairly I must admit. I really think it would be a mistake not to groom Colt as the future QB of the skins. If they cut him loose, I will not be a Redskins fan anymore after 35 years of loyalty to the burgundy and gold. I will see Colt become the starter of another team because surely someone else will pick him up! As for you Colt haters, kiss off.

Posted by: KurtShanaman | June 22, 2010 11:39 PM | Report abuse

Ummmm... Kyle Boller is on the Raiders, played for the Rams last year, and the Ravens before that.

The guy we have is named Rex Grossman.

Posted by: kaasmaster | June 22, 2010 11:51 PM | Report abuse

"Why's everybody always pickin' on me?"

Posted by: Samson151 | June 22, 2010 11:54 PM | Report abuse

kurt

"Colt Brennan has talent and could be a starter if given the chance but the odds are against him, unfairly I must admit."

If Colt has any talent, I'd say he has to find a way or hope one comes soon.

In the event of a D Mac injury, Rex Grossman takes over, and you know like I do that things have to get really, really ugly for a third stringer to get serious playing time.

Then, there is the possibility of the redskins drafting a McNabb replacement next spring: that chance all by itself doesn't portend well for Colt.

What guys like Colt Brennan need is a solid, well-financed developmental league where they could showcase their wares and refine their game.

Posted by: MistaMoe | June 22, 2010 11:57 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: scampbell1975 | June 22, 2010 11:59 PM | Report abuse

Brian Dawkins isn't HOF material?

Shieeeet, Reed will never catch Dawkins in total tackles, passes defended, and forced fumbles.

Only thing Reed has Dawkins on is INTs, and the difference is only 10.

Dawkins has had the better career when compared to Ed Reed's.

INTs and run backs for TDs alone don't put you in the Hall of Fame. And lets face it, that's really all Ed Reed is known for.

Posted by: RedDMV | June 22, 2010 2:57 PM

Makes sense considering you prefer ugly chicks..

Ed Reed is the best playmaking S in the history of the modern NFL. Dawk is HOF nice (8 pro bowls, 5 all-pros, 2000 all decade team) but not top 5 of all-time nice like Ed Reed. Dawk has 6 years on Reed when you attempt to compare stats...

Ten Years from now when Eric Berry has had a career like Ed Reed we may regret taking an average LT/RT for the next 6-10 years..

Posted by: Diesel44 | June 23, 2010 12:41 AM | Report abuse

IF VINNIE HAD DONE HIS JOB, WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH FAT ALBERT. THIS GUY WANTED TO GET OUT OF TENNESSEE, PERIOD. VINNIE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALBERT WAS IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE, AND WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO LEAVE THE STATE. I WONDER WHAT HE DID WITH ALL THAT CASH? HAD TO BE SOMETHING STUPID.

Posted by: skinfreak | June 23, 2010 12:42 AM | Report abuse

CAP ATTACK!!! ANNOYING!!!

Posted by: scampbell1975 | June 23, 2010 12:58 AM | Report abuse

With McNabb you would expect him to be the starter and rightly so. The unfortunate thing is shanahan's kid, Kyle, is in love with Kyle Boller(maybe because they have the same first name) because he was with him in Texas. Boller is not a very good QB either despit Kyle loves him. That would make Colt a possible 3rd string QB if his daddy, Mike Shanny likes him. It definitely will be hard for Colt because this new coaching staff have nothing invested in him. Colt has talent and could be a starter if given the chance but the odds are against him, unfairly I must admit. I really think it would be a mistake not to groom Colt as the future QB of the skins. If they cut him loose, I will not be a Redskins fan anymore after 35 years of loyalty to the burgundy and gold. I will see Colt become the starter of another team because surely someone else will pick him up! As for you Colt haters, kiss off.

Posted by: KurtShanaman

bye.

Posted by: monkeymayonaise | June 23, 2010 4:24 AM | Report abuse

KurtShanaman,

First of all, get the names right. The guy Kyle Shanahan is butt-buddies with isn't Kyle Boller but Chris Simms. They played together at Texas and are really close. To the point you wonder about their sexual orientation.

Second, if you're willing to turn in your Redskins Membership Card for Colt f-ing Brennan, you need to go anyway. I mean, tying your fanhood to a guy who can't even put up numbers in a damn preseason game is beyond stupid.

Colt Brennan = Marcus Mason = Leigh Torrance

Posted by: brownwood26 | June 23, 2010 5:29 AM | Report abuse

Even though we just got Jammal Brown, I'd still give this guy a look for depth purposes:


Willie Anderson wants to return to the NFL
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on June 22, 2010 8:01 PM ET
After 13 seasons in the NFL, tackle Willie Anderson needed to let his body recover.

Now he wants back into the league.

ESPN's Len Pasquarelli writes that Anderson hopes to get a job playing once again. If that doesn't work out, he wants to mentor young players in some capacity.

"There's no [camouflaging] that I would like to play again," Anderson said. "But if not, I feel I owe it to the game and to players to help them prepare for things."

There were hints that the 34-year-old wanted to return, but now he's made it clear.

Anderson may not wind up in anyone's training camp, but he would hardly be the youngest backup tackle in the league. We suspect he'll get a call at some point when a young starter goes down to injury.

Posted by: brownwood26 | June 23, 2010 5:31 AM | Report abuse

@AH92
Remember…When someone does what your doing or someone gets hurt and can’t play there’s always someone on the bench smiling.

Posted by: camp_fodder | June 23, 2010 5:57 AM | Report abuse

I'm not worried about our NT position at all:

"Haslett wants the Baltimore version of Kemo, not the one in Carolina’s 4-3. In Baltimore, Haslett says, 'he was outstanding.'"

http://www.redskins.com/gen/articles/In_Haslett_s_3_4__Nose_Tackles_Play_With_Guts_And_Grit_126349.jsp

Posted by: brownwood26 | June 23, 2010 6:23 AM | Report abuse

One day after Sally Jenkin's article "It's A Problem They Created" we hear Albert Haynesworth is being sued by a Tennessee bank for refusing to make loan payments. I'm waiting for Jenkin's update. Based on her logic it should go something like this. "It's not Haynesworth's fault, he is only mirroring the bank's culture that is trying to make money." This king of blind bias and upside down thinking makes it difficult to trust and respect future articles.

Posted by: keith4 | June 23, 2010 8:41 AM | Report abuse

One day after Sally Jenkin's article "It's A Problem They Created" we hear Albert Haynesworth is being sued by a Tennessee bank for refusing to make loan payments. I'm waiting for Jenkin's update. Based on her logic it should go something like this. "It's not Haynesworth's fault, he is only mirroring the bank's culture that is trying to make money." This king of blind bias and upside down thinking makes it difficult to trust and respect future articles.

Posted by: keith4 | June 23, 2010 8:41 AM | Report abuse

Good job scamming my list which I originally published when Shanahan revealed that AH was given the option of freedom from 3-4 if he abstained from the $21 M due him April 1 and I published my list to prove that he could not afford to abstain.

Posted by: BankerVance | June 22, 2010 7:46 PM

Your list? What are you, Haynesworth's Ne'er do well cousin who banged the stripper, spent all his money, and forced him not to show up for work?

Your list? How is this your list?

Dude, this is the biggest story in the NFL off season right now, it's everywhere, and everybody knows all about the numerous transgressions. Just because you compiled a list (Good for you by the way, real hard hitting investigative journalism) of well known news articles, you want credit?

You probably know the alphabet too, and maybe you write it down sometimes in class, want credit for that too?

Posted by: WaitingGuilty | June 23, 2010 8:55 AM | Report abuse

And the hits keep on comin.. It's great..snyder is just patiently recording all this behavior. AH will soon be dismissed for NFL Player Conduct violations. Contract voided, some bonus money returned. AH biggest mistake..pissing off the fan base..

Posted by: veeshul | June 23, 2010 9:03 AM | Report abuse

My question is this, why would someone who makes millions of dollars and got that huge signing bonus plus arund thirty million dollars that was due to him just a few short months ago be borrowing two million dollars to start with? The next question is why want he pay his debts he darn sure can afford to do so?

Posted by: rmilton | June 23, 2010 10:24 AM | Report abuse

This loser will end up on the scrap heap of bankrupt ex-pros w/in 10 years.He is too stupid to see it coming.

Posted by: OldSchoolNC | June 24, 2010 11:27 AM | Report abuse

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