Betts Intends to Play; Portis' Chances '50-50'

The saying used to be "He's hung like a horse."

The new saying is "Horses are hung like Leigh Torrence."

Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

FIRST DOWN LADELL....TOUCHDOWN PORTIS

Stephen King is actually Leigh Torrence

You're scaring (and scarring) me Mr McPoop

Ok I would like everyone to change it up and insted of posting on Leigh Torrence please include Betts and Romos busted pinky in each post.

Leigh Torrence can see Russia from his backyard

No really

CP IS a Warrior!!! I hope he is out there on Sunday! I want to see my favorite player tear up the Cowpukes at FEDEX FIELD!!
Great news on Betts, I feel confident he can step in and have a big game!

What about Springs, Marcus Washington, Kelly and Montgomery?

Answering the one serious comment from the previous thread, Betts said he did not expect to wear a brace.

I Betts Romo's busted pinky gets busted again

The saying used to be "He's hung like a horse."

The new saying is "Horses are hung like Leigh Torrence."

Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

Posted by: Poopy_McPoop

Trust me we won't ask! LMAO!

The British didn't sink the Bismarck, Leigh Torrence did.

And Leigh Torrence wasn't even born until 1982 so that tells you all you need to know about Leigh Torrence.

Answering the one serious comment from the previous thread...
Posted by: CindyBoren
There was one serous comment on the last thread....PSHA what a looser!

Answering the one serious comment from the previous thread, Betts said he did not expect to wear a brace.

Posted by: CindyBoren | November 14, 2008 2:14 PM | Report abuse

Good stuff Cindy! Thanks

See all this positive calling of Leigh Torrence is healing our team.

Just like Jesus, he left for our sins and will return one day to save us from Romo and his pinkie.

The saying used to be "He's hung like a horse."

The new saying is "Horses are hung like Leigh Torrence."

Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

Posted by: Poopy_McPoop

Trust me we won't ask! LMAO!

Posted by: icetotalpackage

Actually, in all honesty, Kelli Johnson told me.

She said I didn't measure up to Leigh but she still had a good time nonetheless.

Pinky to Romo: What are we going to do Sunday Romo?

Romo: Were going to do what we do every Sunday Pinky, try and take over the world!!!

To get bigger, faster, and stronger, steroids actually inject Leigh Torrence.

How many roads must a man walk down before he sees the sky? How many times must the cannon balls fire before they are forever baned? How many seas must the white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? The answer my friend is Leigh Torrence, the answer is Leigh Torrence.

PS to follow my own rule, Betts kick some @$$ and JT pls bst Romo pnky

... Betts said he did not expect to wear a brace.

Posted by: CindyBoren | November 14, 2008 2:14 PM | Report abuse

Last picture I saw his teeth looked nice and straight so it's obviously worked.

Cindy,
What is your gut feeling on the chances that CP plays?

"One thing that definitely did not look ragged was the defense. They were, to borrow a phrase, fired up and ready to go in just about all phases of the game. Rocky McIntosh made a terrific leaping interception in the end zone, prompting Greg Blache to yell "Take it back 107, Rocky!" DeAngelo Hall broke up a few passes, and Carlos Rogers also pulled down an INT. They look completely ready for the game."

I believe Erasmus James will be a BEAST for us next season when he is fully healthy. He was still injured on only able to get on the field for the last preseason game. Patience is needed for him.

And here is JLaC trying to interject his beliefs again. The coaches probably have over a combinbed 100 years of coaching experince over JLaC who is all over the place with unknown (to me) bands from the 80s, RedSux, and Hockey........

Bumpin in my IPod:

Hook Me Upaaa - Backyard Band
Posted by: 4thFloor | November 13, 2008 3:18 PM |

Nonsense. James isn't hurt, James is lazy. When you get paid 1st round money to pass a physical and subsequently, never play the incentive to compete has to come within. Clearly, James isn't a football player he's highly skilled rent extractor. Zero internal dedication to his craft. Once again, danny boy and is ever skilled talent evaluator have replenished the cistern of incompetence.

Cindy, these are serious comments!

I wonder if Carlos, Shawn, Smoot and DeAngelo will call Leigh this weekend to figure out the best strategy for stopping TO and Roy E. Lord knows we could use all of his valuable knowledge on slot defense and deep routes.

What a bunch of clowns here!

missed the beep... srry... lol

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On an entirely serious note - This is some of the best stuff I've seen on a blog. Ever. The references are great. The originals are amazing.

I'm so proud of all of you!

WaPo, Cyn, JLaC, et. al. Thanks for the forum! You should really nominate this to where ever awseome blogness is acknowledged! If anyone has an in at ESPN, ProFootball Talk or any of those, they may get a hoot out of it too.

xox
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dBag, I picture you saying that sitting in an armchair in a dank den wearing Bozo hair & a red nose. There is a poster of Leigh Torrence over your left shoulder.

Rumor has it that Tony Romo is breaking up with Jessica Simpson and is going to start dating Amy Winehouse.

Romo: Pinky are you pondering what i am pondering?

Pinky: i think so Romo but how are we going to get a whole wheel of cheese into our pants!!

C'mon Cindy, you are lovin the Leigh Torrence stuff...

Thank God Ladell! I think we'll be fine now if Clinton can't go...if our O line keeps blocking the way it has been blocking, Betts will have a great day...

Rumor has it that Tony Romo is breaking up with Jessica Simpson and is going to start dating Amy Winehouse.

Posted by: alex35332 | November 14, 2008 2:26 PM

Actually, word is, is that Jessica Simpson is dumping Romo for Leigh Torrence.

Guys,

Enough with the Leigh Torrence stuff. It is getting REALLY old REALLY fast. A couple good laughs at the beginning but now it's just beating a dead horse. Let's talk Skins, Cowgirls...

skinball;

pinky and the brian, love it!

How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

53, most are too dumb to do it on their own and the rest keep fumbeling the bulb.

Rumor has it that Tony Romo is breaking up with Jessica Simpson and is going to start dating Amy Winehouse.

....beacause Tony Romo found Jessica Simpson in bed with Leigh Torrence....

My biggest concern is the offensive line protecting in pass coverage and us controlling the clock. No doubt this game is on the shoulders of JC who has played great against the Cowboys but he will need time in the pocket. I fear seeing another one of these games where the D is doing everything in their power to keep the Skins in it and the offense not putting up points.

Dik, the best slap in the face to any Dallas fan that comes here trying to needle is to ignore them. Like a little kid who doesn't get his way, he'll go away if he doesn't get a reaction

Answering the one serious comment from the previous thread, Betts said he did not expect to wear a brace.

Posted by: CindyBoren | November 14, 2008 2:14 PM | Report abuse

You thought that was the only serious one? I thought about 3/4's of the Leigh Torrence stuff was serious, taken from Jasno's notes, even if it was from anonymous sources.

Leigh Torrence wouldn't wear no brace, neither.

...but now it's just beating a dead horse...
Posted by: Skins211 | November 14, 2008

Funny because that was the same phraze that Jessica used when she tried to discribe getting Tony Romo into her ____ his ____ but she said he just couldn't do it with out her wearing the Jerry Jones mask.

I am LOLing and LMSJKOing, yes, that is true.
My gut says that Portis won't play, but please don't use this for any kind of wagering purpose. He's a baller and just may gut it out.
Prepare for a beep in about three minutes.

On an entirely serious note - This is some of the best stuff I've seen on a blog. Ever. The references are great. The originals are amazing.

Posted by: DikShuttle | November 14, 2008 2:24 PM

Is anyone copying this stuff into the Redskins Insider Wiki? Beats the stuff I copied in there last year on Todd Collins (anyone remember Todd Collins)?

skinball77 you are cracking me up!

who wouldn't want to see CP out there...

but seriously if Betts is anywhere near 100%...sit Portis for a week or so and make sure he'll be ready for the Giants, December, and ....

i think zeese hit the 'one step too far' button on that post.

flag on the play for even getting that image to pop in my head...

• Leigh Torrence orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson

...You can NEVER have enough Leigh Torrence!.. Just like you can NEVER put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

My biggest concern is the offensive line protecting in pass coverage and us controlling the clock. ...

Posted by: Skins211 | November 14, 2008 2:33 PM

I agree that the pass protection by the line has been offensive. There is a weak link in pass protection and his name is Jansen.

I amend my earlier doomglooming ... Ladell Betts has to have the kind of game that Shaun Alexander had in 2005.

Speaking of a dead horse, I believe right before he died Torrence's horse said:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

And that was just his horse, as previously stated, the horse didn't measure up.

Guys,Enough with the Leigh Torrence stuff. It is getting REALLY old REALLY fast. A couple good laughs at the beginning but now it's just beating a dead horse. Let's talk Skins, Cowgirls...

Posted by: Skins211 | November 14, 2008 2:30 PM |

You might want to visit one of the Dallas blogs to talk about that. They've probably gotten over the loss of Pacman Jones by now and are ready for some fubball. Us, man, we're reeling. AbsoluteLeigh reeling, after the loss of LT.

My boss just asked me who was coming to our meeting this afternoon - I almost answered - Leigh Torrence!

TE,
I think you just volunteered to do so. Just cut and past the last 2 threads and post when you can I think.

well, if we only have to lass 20 times a game, then jansen can only screw that up 20 times.

we run the ball 40 times, we win no matter how many sacks or pressures jansen gives up.

Betts intends to play....

but wishes Leigh Torrence were here to take the reins.

I heard the Amy winehouse rumor too, until they came out to practice today and could not because the 20 and the 30 yard line was missing. and there was Amy Winehouse with a powder white nose standing at midfield talking about " What, What is everybody looking at"

Needless to say that was the end of the Amy Winehouse relationship

turn around John D- Leigh Torrence is right behind you.

A little Blade Runner there Stumped?

I can't remember if it was in "Do Androids dream of electric sheep" before that.

I heard that when Leigh Torrence breaks on a ball, the earth's spin is reversed, and we actually go back in time 4 seconds.

i think zeese hit the 'one step too far' button on that post.
flag on the play for even getting that image to pop in my head...
Posted by: Zeebs | November 14, 2008 2:38 PM

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Betts doesn't have 40 carries in him ... though, with Betts, the step up in pass protection out of the backfield goes up immeasurably.

TE,
I think you just volunteered to do so. Just cut and past the last 2 threads and post when you can I think.

Posted by: alex35332 | November 14, 2008 2:40 PM |

I've done more than my share of Wiki work. I leave it for someone else this time. Maybe ChrIS LaRry can get his daughter to do it?

I do what i can >.

I heard that when Leigh Torrence breaks on a ball, the earth's spin is reversed, and we actually go back in time 4 seconds.

Ok...they just don't get old...these are amazing...

Leigh Torrence can crack nuts just by coughing.

That's not wind, that's Leigh Torrence's breath.

Leigh Torrence does push-ups by lying on his back and pushing the world up and down.

God said let there be light. When it didnt work he looked up and told Leigh to get out of the way.

I wish we could get Leigh Torrence back but he is captain of the Space Shuttle and he will be busy as they are taking off at 7:55 tonight. maybe aftrr he saves my cat from a tree he will get back into Football.

beep

Yeah that's great news about Betts... hopefully he's not too rusty and Rock will get more carries than Alexander (poor dude is SO OVER THE HILL). Betts like 18-20 carries and Rock like 8-10... we should be in good shape. Miss the reaper in these dallas games man.. you know roy e. wiliams and T.O would have been scared !

Man all the Leigh Torrence stuff is getting old. Don't you guys have anything better to.... OH WAIT. SOMEONE JUST CAME BUSTED IN THE DOOR TO MY OFFICE BLDG AND IS KICKING EVEYONE'S ASS... WHAT IN THE WORLD.. WHO IS THIS DUDE.. HE'S GOING THRU AND RANDOMLY ASSALTING MY CO WORKERS .....IS IT... COULD IT BE... HOLLY CRAP, IT'S LEIGH TORRENCE !!!!

"I'll probably get a good six treatments in, two massages" 'Oh, I'm ready.' damn...looks like CP is headed to Chinatown

Good stuff Jeff

as long as it resukts in a "Happy Ending"

Leigh Torrence didn't go to Dewey Beach to party, Dewey Beach came to Leigh Torrence.

Leigh Torrence's tears cure cancer...Too bad he never cries.

WILL SOMEONE INFORM ME ABOUT,THE STATUS OF SHAWN ALEXANDER. DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING LEFT?
DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT OUR WINNING OR LOOSING THIS GAME IS DEPENDENT ON THE HEALTH OF C. GRIFFIN AND BIG #60?

Leigh Torrential gives a cyclonic handjob!!
Leigh Torrence gonna waltz with Jason Taylor to Alpha Centauri!!
The Milky Way galaxy is made up of Leigh Torrence's farts!!
and of course..Leigh Torrence Died For Your Sins...

Betts cannot pass protect. Both he and Cartwright suck. And I thought I read before the Pittsburgh game that Springs was running and was a definite go against Dallas. What's with the politics here? None of that 4 Wide stuff this week please Coach Z.

Leigh Torrence doesn't sleep. He waits.

(OK - I know that was originally attributed to Chuck Norris, but it's obviously true for Leigh as well).

Betts being able to go is huge. He's not the top rusher in the NFL, but he's in the top ten. Skins should win, but there's a lot of media-hype sign for Dallas, like Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders marathon on CMT and Roy Williams running with the American flag in the new joint US Army/NFL ad, which means refs might be seriously biased..Skins need to get ahead and stay ahead as the refs can easily squelch any comebacks with bogus holding calls..Like the first game with the Giants, expect the refs to be rigged and the Skins will have to play above and beyond to win..

We probably have the deepest backfield in football. At least Rock returns kickoffs. I don't think any of the quartet of CBs play special teams. Though I'd like to see Hall return punts. I say we cut Snyder and bring back Torrence.

I once saw Leigh Torrence scissor-kick Angela Landsbury!

Betts is not Clinton Portis.... lets get real...

Hey, Poopy McPoop or Catherine, the Great, or whoever you are:
How about having some Redskins Pride and stick to football and talk porn on another website?! Thanks.

Ok poop, I'll ask. How do you know?

My son arrived home with his report card today....and in the comments it wrote:

" From my expertise, your son's potential is unmeasurable because he has an inate ablility to follow 3 steps behind people at all times"

Leigh Torrence

Agreed, channel the rude hate towards the enemy..Dirty porn talk is not kosher, Hassam..But I stick to the veracity of that George Carlin story..