Betts Says He'll Play

Last!

LET'S GO BETTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is excellent news.

Leigh Torrence fired the fatal head shot from the grassy knoll.

Oh thank Leigh Torrence! Best news of the day!

now just don't fumble

What about Andrew Crummey?

Thats great news, we are going to need Betts, Jason Taylor, DeAngelo and Shawn Springs to make up for losing Torrence.

In his soon to be released memoir, Leigh Torrance provides a first-person account of the Bay of Pigs invasion.

Good, cause I deactivated Jackson and picked up Betts to start.

Leigh Torrence laid his hands on Betts knee and healed it!

"Thats great news, we are going to need Betts, Jason Taylor, DeAngelo and Shawn Springs to make up for losing Torrence.

Posted by: jmg878 | November "

lol that's only four people

Why can't Torrence just come back before the game and lay his hands on Portis and heal him.

Leigh Torrence was deep throat.

Leigh Torrence is the reason we don't see those John Basedow commercials anymore.

With Leigh Torrence fixing the economy and solving climate change...there's only so much healing to go round. Just be happy he found the time to heal up Betts.

Leigh Torrence b!tch slapped Hulk Hogan.

Good news on Betts. Now let Alexander only be the back up to back ups.

My favorite Leigh Torrence quote - "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!!"

Leigh Torrence invented the internet...with Al Gore, of course.

Leigh Torrence is responsible for turning Virginia blue.

Leigh Torrence says Beep Beep

Posted by: Flounder21 | November 14, 2008 1:25 PM | Report abuse

beep beep

Posted by: CindyBoren | November 14, 2008 1:26 PM | Report abuse

LT is so fast he beat CynCyn to the "beepbeep" button.

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parents' advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance."

He is Leigh Torrence, the most interesting man in the world.

I hope Betts is able to run it down the Cowpukes throat. Are Springs and Marcus Washington going to play? Portis is out? I assume everyone else is go, except for Montgomery? I hope Kelly is active for the game.

Google 'Leigh Torrence getting beat' -- it's the only search on the internet that returns zero results!

I don't know if you guys read Science or Nature, but this revolutionary paper was published simultaneously in both Journals:

"Cure for Cancer, HIV, Halitosis and Colicky Babies: A Myriad of Uses for the Blood of Leigh Torrence"

From the aricle: "Regardless of whole blood or separated blood products, the blood of Leigh Torrence, NFL superstar and angelic humanitarian, has demonstrated remarkable recuperative powers. Intense efforts towards the wholesale isolation and manufacture of these products are under way, as we anticipate using Leigh's blood to be able to cure the common cold, impetigo, depression and erectile dysfunction in the near future, in addition to aforementioned medical breakthroughs."

My goodness, what a man....

I am outa here, have a great weekend and enjoy the game everyone.

Leigh Torrence is picking me up from work he is going to fly me home on his back.

Its said that Leigh Torrence once went toe to toe with the Devil himself over a golden fiddle down in Georgia, and in the end Torrence not only beat the Devil, but he whooped the butt of some boy named Johnny too.

Google 'Leigh Torrence getting beat' -- it's the only search on the internet that returns zero results!

Posted by: daggar | November 14, 2008 1:39

I do not have to google it I saw it happen.

Sorry daggar you were being funny, and I'm and idiot sometimes.

Cindy's waiting on Leigh Torrence to provide her with more info on Betts

Give thanks to the Our Savior* for giving us dead horsies to beat. Without Him we could not flourish.

*LT, of course.
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Vinny cut Leigh Torrence so he could make the decisions for the GM. Leigh Torrence is so insightful, he even knew the cutting of himself would be a gain for the skins.

yeah, i suck at this

Flounder, you'd already announced you had checked out for the weekend... I assumed that sometime Sunday morning, you'd think "Aha!" and smile quietly to yourself.

My second favorite Leigh Torrence quote - "Mr. Davis, give us DeAngelo Hall!!"

Some people say that Leigh Torrence is infact the 6th reincarnation of Alexander the Great, Ceaser, Jeasus, King Aurther, and George Washington.

I love all of you.

Not as much as I love Leigh Torrance, but you get the idea.

POLL QUESTION:

I'm in a Fantasy Footbal Keeper League. Whom should I protect?

a. Drew Brees
b. Peyton Manning
c. Randy Moss
d. Leigh Torrance

Leigh Torrence had no idea his gold jewelry was worth so much money.

Leigh Torrence can beat "Loseable Type"

When I was a boy I accidentally fell of a day cruise ship off of Cape Cod. I would have drowned, but was pulled to safety by Leigh Torrence.

Google 'Leigh Torrence getting beat from behind' -- you get lots of results!

Ok the Leigh Torrence has officially jumped the shark, granted that the Leigh Torrence jumped it backwards and blindfolded and the shark tank was filled with three great white's 2x larger than Jaws.

Leigh Torrence is smarter than a 5th grader

Leigh Torrence built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination.

As Oswald shot, Torrence deflected all three bullets with his superior coverage skills.

JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Leigh Torrence is the director of General Motors commercials.

Dik got me laughing, people in my office must think I am a fool.

Leigh Torrence is so awesome he turned a smack from JM's hammer, a flag from Zebra, a stern talking to from nate, and a F U from cL into the map that miss SC used in her famous speech.

JFK Part II:

If you watch the classified sections of the Zapruder film, you can see blurred shadows around the president just before the erroneously stated "impact".

Leigh Torrance has been given complete executive authority to oversee the government bailout of the banking industry. Treasury Secretary Paulson is relieved. Paulson said of the development, "Leigh is, hands down, the best person for this job. Had he not been shutting down wide receivers in the NFL, I'm sure he would have had my job."

The show 1 vs 100 had to be canceled once the accidently invited Leigh Torrence to be a guest and won a reportly 12 times in a row. Leigh Torrence have all winnings to the charity.

Leigh Torrence did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Will the real Leigh Torrence please stand up

Leigh Torrence built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination.

As Oswald shot, Torrence deflected all three bullets with his superior coverage skills.

JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Once again...outstanding

Life's priorities:
1. God
2. Family
3. Leigh Torrence
4. Frisbee Golf
5. The Redskins
6. Hating Dallas
7. The smell of gasoline
8. Eramus James

Leigh Torrence is so awesome he turned a smack from JM's hammer, a flag from Zebra, a stern talking to from nate, and a F U from cL into the map that miss SC used in her famous speech.

Posted by: Zeebs | November 14, 2008 1:56 PM
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Dammit, Zeebs! Anyways, you um, forgot, like such as.
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I've got to tell you, the Leigh Torrence is - has made my day! I can't stop laughing!!! Also has made me forget how nervous I am about Sunday!

No truth, he DID have sexual relations with that woman, told the country, and said what the F U gonna do about it!

This recently divorced woman met Leigh Torrence in a bar, and of course she was immediately attracted to him. Over a few drinks, she related the story of a recent break-up which had her down in the dumps. “You see,” she said, brought to a level of candor that only Leigh Torrence can elicit from a woman, “I like to get kinky, I mean really kinky. He didn’t and that’s why we split up.” Leigh Torrence assured the woman that, among his many other interests and talents, he also likes to get kinky, really kinky. Naturally, the woman invited Leigh back to her place. She told him to wait while she made her preparations in the bedroom. A few minutes later she came out, dressed in a black leather, studded S&M outfit, whip in one hand, eggbeater in the other. She was shocked to see Leigh Torrence by the door, putting on his coat and getting ready to leave. “I thought we were going to get kinky?” she entreated. “I did get kinky,” Leigh Torrence said. “I just SJKed your cat and took a SJK in your purse. Now I’m going home.”

Because it is not up here yet.

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Tom Cruise wasn't jumping on Oprah's couch. That was just vibrations from Leigh Torrence walking the earth.

I am Leigh Torrence

I got a peak at my daughter's list to Santa...

1. Barbie Corvette
2. Trip to Build a Bear
3. Santa, please bring back Lee Toranse. (She's only 6, so speeling isn't her best subject)

Dik got me laughing, people in my office must think I am a fool.

Posted by: alex35332

Nah, it's too easy.

f dallas
f romo

love leigh

Just like will smith in that movie, Leigh torrence is the cure for what ails al davis and jerry jones./

BE A MAN BETTS!! BE MORE MAN THAN HIM!!! HES NOT A MACHINE! HES A MAN!!!

In surprising news President elect Barrack Obama declared Leigh Torrence was to be his Vice President replacing Joe Biden, and the Obama turned in his resignation making the new president Leigh Torrence. Stocks went up 12% when the news reached wall street.

Thanks to all you hard core Skins' fans for representing. As you may know, after fielding 31 calls I'm in New Orleans now. Look for me in the Pro Bowl the next 7-10 yrs - suckers!

When Leigh Torrence farts the air quality in the 3 closest states surrounding him actually improves.

Leigh Torrence is the reason we don't see those John Basedow commercials anymore.

Posted by: Poopy_McPoop

Although I'm against all the Leigh Torrence hate, this has to be one of the best posts I've seen in a LONG time. Well done, sir.

RI insiders... I don't know how to say this but all this Leigh Torrence talk has to stop.

Leigh Torrence is actually a deeply undercover double agent for both the FBI and CIA. Real name is Barry Hussien Torrence. Coming out of highschool he was one of the most sought after prospective spys in history..all the intelegence agency vigorously recruited him.. and his football prowless provided perfect cover. He left D.C. once his name began to circulate among the best players in the NFL... he is trying to lay low so his identity isn't comprimised and he can persue his next mission of saving the planet.

Don't you all respect national security !?!?!?

PS: He also bakes a hell of a cake and has never been beaten in scrabble.

Leigh Torrence is the reason we don't see those John Basedow commercials anymore.

Posted by: Poopy_McPoop | November 14, 2008 1:31 PM | Report abuse

of his considerable and well-documented accomplishments, this might top the list

If you drop a phonograph needle on Torrence's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds

Leigh is the one who...
SIGNED CHRIS COOLEY!
SIGNED CHRIS COOLEY!
SIGNED CHRIS COOLEY!

Leigh Torrence 4 eva

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our, uh, sorry about that. I was day dreaming about Leigh Torrence. What was the question again?

HUGE news on Ladell. Huge. There is a titanic, Torrancian dropoff from 46 to 37. This gives me hope that we will win Sunday night. Wonder if he wore the knee brace in practice today?

If you drop a phonograph needle on Torrence's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds

Posted by: DikShuttle | November 14, 2008 2:04 PM | Report abuse

It was all fun and games...until...the nipple makes an appearance.

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oops too bad Leigh Torrence was able to erase Dallas from the history of the space time continium with his mind.

beep beep

In the pyramid that was newly discovered, archolgists discovered what appeared to be the initials "LT". They are baffled as to what the letters stand for.

Leepigh torreeepnce

Leigh Torrence can see Russia from his backyard

No really

On an entirely serious note - This is some of the best stuff I've seen on a blog. Ever. The references are great. The originals are amazing.

I'm so proud of all of you!

WaPo, Cyn, JLaC, et. al. Thanks for the forum! You should really nominate this to where ever awseome blogness is acknowledged! If anyone has an in at ESPN, ProFootball Talk or any of those, they may get a hoot out of it too.

xox
maps

you guys are fantastic - keep 'em coming

"If you drop a phonograph needle on Torrence's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds"

Dik- easily in the running for best RI post evah

Nah, it's too easy.

Posted by: Markin21132 | November 14, 2008 2:01 PM | Report abuse

Go on Mark, do it!!

I nominate Alex for two awards:

Funniest Post of the Day:

...but now it's just beating a dead horse...
Posted by: Skins211 | November 14, 2008

Funny because that was the same phraze that Jessica used when she tried to discribe getting Tony Romo into her ____ his ____ but she said he just couldn't do it with out her wearing the Jerry Jones mask.

Best Unintended Setup Line of the Day:

"Dik got me laughing, people in my office must think I am a fool."

"And you think we don't." Or. "They are not the only ones." :-)