Santana Moss's Charity Bashes/Waiting For Erasmus

Bonus points?

Do I need to make up a question just for SMACK?

cotchless G-string?

Kinda liked the Little Feat vibe on the last thread. Always a big fan. Last saw them about 10 years ago. Drugs do take a toll.

White party? Does this mean we're trading Jason Campbell for Brady Quinn?

I don't like the vibes I'm getting in the fillings in my teeth.

Little Feat had that hard to classify sound. On Wikipedia, they cite Lowell George as being in:

rock
country rock
R&B
Country blues
Funk
Blue-eyed soul

Someone isn't fitting nicely into these nice categories we made

Mike Rumph haha

I got an invite cus I thought I could handle that chili colon, but of course I'm in jail.

see if your dentist accepts bonus points ... he'll be extra good to you

Just Blaze owns!

Rumor has it they are celebrating Santana in Green Bay. Seeing as he gave them the f-ing game

"Potty Training Boot Camp"

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Now that sounds fun.

Santana Moss' birthday party?

Maybe some other time...

Name the song, no Googling!

"So I light another cigarette
And try to remember to forget"

Fred Smoot = Modest Fro

Blaze. Blaze Starr. Now thats a celeb. Actually 2.

That song sounds like one from Sublime.

Or maybe Green Day, "I walk alone?"

One thing I don't get about white parties:

What about those unsightly pantie lines?

Either you're free ballin' or being rich and famous means you get a free pass on this one.

For the ladies, perhaps this is less of an issue, but still...

Tom Petty wrote a song about this.

Smooooot had his BDay party at the same place at the NAtional Harbor. It was Ballers only as well.....

I wonder how much money the foundation will actually get........

I find it interesting that nobody has commented on JLC's screw up. Everyone is a JLC hater and yet doesn't get on him for his inability to read or for the fact that his "sorry butt ain't going anywhere."

It's so Easy To Slip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPWhEY6ywTY

Karen,

I wouldn't ride JLa about his reading comprehension, spelling, writing issues so much at all.

He rocks the potty... like nobody!

I wonder how much money the foundation will actually get........

Posted by: 4th | May 28, 2008 2:51 PM

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If you have to ask...

Let's just hope for the best on this, shall we?

You gotta appreciate a group who sings a song named "Fat Man in the Bathtub"

Nice, John D, and thanks for the link Al Z. One of my faves of theirs.

Rough pic of Lowell at the end, oof.

My buddy's daughter, who is almost 3 years old, still poops her pants; not at school though, just at home.

Theory is she just likes the attention from Mommy and Daddy.

Did no one appreciate my Blaze Starr reference? I mean other than you, Gov'ner

Tony Romo back together with Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back ''on,'' but a college pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback tells me it's Romo who's calling all the plays. ''He did agree to go to [sister Ashlee's] wedding -- keeping his promise to Jessica,'' Romo's Eastern Illinois alum chum told me. ''But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.'' Joe Simpson has long been seen as an overbearing presence, as he managed both his daughters' careers. While clearly successful, Simpson has earned a reputation as being a guy extremely difficult with whom to work. My source says Romo has told Jessica their renewed relationship is ''a trial thing,'' dependent on Daddy Joe ''leaving them alone'' and stifling his tendency to tell Romo how to run his life, career and endorsement deals.

-- Chicago Sun-Times

So, when does this guy ever practice??

Thanks for that Chia...

I have no appreciation for things I don't understand.

Little Feat, I get though.

Practice!? We talkin bout practice?!

Jessica back together with Pony Tomo?

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

My Favorite Old Time Groups:

Little Feat
Earth Wind and Fire
Doobie Bros
Four Tops
Gladys and the Pips (always wanted to be Pip)
Temps
Eagles

Randy Moss and Terrell Owens party at same Vegas club

A record crowd at Rehab (Hard Rock Hotel) on Sunday included: Lightning-rod NFL stars Randy Moss and Terrell Owens, along with Shawne Merriman, Kellen Winslow Jr., Brady Quinn, Gabrielle Union, Javon Walker, Champ Bailey, Alex Smith, Reuben Droughns, Lawyer Malloy, and Braylon Edwards.

-- Las Vegas Review-Journal

I figured this was relevant to the post........

I forgot which was which ... Taylor Jacobs and Mike Rumph ... which one was "nothing ventured" and which one was "nothing gained"?

that was me (3:11)

LMAO Sween ... that is perfection

I forgot which was which ... Taylor Jacobs and Mike Rumph ... which one was "nothing ventured" and which one was "nothing gained"?

Posted by: dcsween | May 28, 2008 3:12 PM

yes.

Pony Tomo doesn't need to practice.

He's a natural, but judging by the latest pics of him, he seems to be getting fat, which is good.

Always good to participate in thread with Little Feat.

Just glad my alarm clock went off in time to catch it

AL/Zeke/zcezcest ... you veered off in an untoward direction after that first one. How about ...

Little Feat
Hot Tuna
Mountain
Allman Brothers
and anyone on Don Kirschner's Rock Concert

Mua-ha-ha-ha! I get to dig up 'Speedbumph' for one last time!

For those of you that care, apparently he's in the All-American Football League, nowadays, with Team Florida. Uh, yeah. That's about it.

the only good band to ever appear on Kirshner's rock concert was the New York Dolls

And don't forget the greatest, most outstanding band, fantastic live... wait for it... Steely Dan!

I wonder how much money the foundation will actually get........
Posted by: 4th | May 28, 2008 2:51 PM
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If you have to ask...
Let's just hope for the best on this, shall we?
Posted by: Chia Pet | May 28, 2008 2:59 PM

I've seen these before. You think Pete Rock and Just Blaze are playing for free?? Shiiiiiiii. But I'm sure they will be charging the public at least $50 a head to get in.

Re: Free Balling - That's only if you have on linen. You could wear white jeans/Kakis which would avoid that situation.......

Was always a Motown sort first ... but the Allman Bros and Steely Dan are on the iPod. Did see Springsteen when he came thru San Jose a month or so ago.

And there is nothing like Jimmy Buffett

the only good band to ever appear on Kirshner's rock concert was the New York Dolls

Posted by: chris Larry | May 28, 2008 3:16 PM

Alice Cooper? The Ramones?

Its 1990 and we're 4 days into a 10 day raft trip down the Grand Canyon. And out comes the blender and the generator brought along for no other reason than to power the blender and boom box.

And for the next few hours, its margaritias and Jimmy Buffett in this incredible canyon.

oh yeah them too!

OK the only band I remember liking was Dolls....but Ramones rule, Cooper has his moments...

Al: Jimmy Buffet?

And here's one of them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxDBpMCffU

Did no one appreciate my Blaze Starr reference? I mean other than you, Gov'ner

Posted by: AL, Zeke, etc | May 28, 2008 3:04 PM

Do you remember the ads on the sports pages in WAPO for Busty Russell and her twin 50s?

CL ... imagine yourself into this pic. Stone hot tub. The little shack is a bar and yes, the river really is that color.

http://www.pbase.com/faerie_39/image/56927665

Now, what music would be better than a Jimmy Buffett?

Wow, the ads for strippers in the sports section of the Post. That takes me a long long long long (OK, no pun intended, I was just kid) way back ...

Sing it with me peeps!

"Rikki don't lose that number;
You don't wanna call nobody else.
Send it off in a letter to yourself.
Rikki don't lose that number;
It's the only one you own.
You might use it if you feel better,
When you get home."

Oh yeah! Now there's music that rocks!

Ok, y'all prolly kno dis - but why was the band called "Little Feat"?

Deacon Blues (learn to work the saxophone) and My Old School (California, tumbles into the sea), best of Steely Dan ... for me

Cuz Lowell had little feet?

Rubberband Man -- always liked that song ... (so much rhythm grace and debonaire for one man ...)

Zeke, you and I need to bond over some Natty Bo while jamming to Steely Dan, while watching the Republican National Convention on my 50-inch HDTV!

Dirty Work, Everyone's Gone to the Movies, Green Earrings.

Best of the Dan.

"Soon it will be too late
Bobbing for apples can wait
I know you're used to 16 or more
Sorry we only have 8"

More Jorma, please!
More cowbell and more Jorma.
That's all I'm asking...

the funny thing is more than half of the bloggers on here don't even know who some of those non-football player guest are going to be. i can imagine you sitting at your screens, "who", "what", "just blaze?"

"just blaze what?"

"we don't smoke dope in our family".

"jigga what, jigga who?"

Grand Canyon ... the location at which you would find my mangled body after I have thrown myself to my timely and desperately sought death ... rather than have to hear Jimmy "Cheeseburger in Paradise" Buffet.

Hocus Pocus by Focus

Wouldn't force that on you Sween, but if you were there ...

I'll need something stronger and less legal than a Natty Bo to watch the Repub convention

oh my - Hocus Pocus by Focus at Merriweather Post

Grand Canyon ... the location at which you would find my mangled body after I have thrown myself to my timely and desperately sought death ... rather than have to hear Jimmy "Cheeseburger in Paradise" Buffet.

Posted by: dcsween | May 28, 2008 4:08 PM

But wouldn't you just land softly on the congealed mass of flesh of all of those who had preceded you?

Better try Yosemite.

Favorite Parks:
Grand Canyon
Torres del Paine
Yosemite
Shenandoah (especially in fall)

... Torres del Paine ...

Posted by: AL, Zeke, etc | May 28, 2008 4:20 PM

Something feels lost in the translation on this one ... are you sure it isn't Torres del Jefferson or someone like that? [That wouldn't make "Common Sense" though, would it? Maybe Ben Franklin ... Franklin's Tower? No, we shan't go down that road ... feelin' bad ... don't wanna be treated this old way ... YOW the Red Bull is kicking in!]

Juice Newton?

Are you guys that much holder than me? I've never heard of any of these songs nor the people that sing them. Will I have to sit at the 'kids' table at the blog meet up?

"Kids Table" ... made me think about that Offspring tune, "Come out and play" ... and then thinking about a cover of it by Richard Cheese.

Red Bull ... the NASCAR of carbonated drinks.

Torres del Paine

http://www.pbase.com/faerie_39/image/56923709

... from lake to peak, about 4,000 vertical feet.

http://www.pbase.com/faerie_39/image/56923505

not bad for a glacier

The Adirondack Mountains are my no 1

Dr. Hook was left off the list above.

Sit down, 4th, let me buy you an ice cream and tell you the way things used to be in the good old days...

GREAT ADVICE

My uncle once told me this.

"Never ask an old person how they are doing. You know why? Because they will tell you."

I wonder if Todd Collins will show up balling there with his bling bling

You calling me old?

I'm calling me old :)

Doin' the Old Folks Boogie,
And Boogie we will,
'Cause to us,
The thought's as good as the thrill

John D, keeping the Little Feat rolling ...

Reminds me of my experience whenever I visit Portland. If you ask someone how they're doing, they'll actually tell you. One of the many bizarre things in Portland.

nads

Al,
You seem to like the Parks without, uh, you know those green things...plants, yeah, that's it Plants!

If my water bottles were empty in Torres del Paine, where would I find a bush to hide behind? If I, uh, had to go.

(weird things in Portland - trees)

From Wikipedia: The name of the band came from a comment made by Mothers'(of Invention...Zappa's band) drummer Jimmy Carl Black about Lowell's literally "little feet." The spelling of "feat" was a nod to The Beatles.

If you like Little Feat, you gotta like Atlanta Rhythm Section...anyone up for a little Champagne Jam?

++++Blaze. Blaze Starr. Now thats a celeb. Actually 2.

Posted by: AL, Zeke, etc | May 28, 2008 2:46 PM+++

Best intro ever: Written about Jane Mansfield by Dick Cavett for Jack Paar. .

"AND NOW, HERE THEY ARE, JANE MANSFIELD."

6:29 is by forgetful corkczar. Thinkin' about Jane's

BOOBIES!!!

Cruisin' down the street in my '64
Jockin' the b!tches, slappin' the ho's
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that GTA

Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said sh!t...

Ahhh -- but Shenandoah has trees, lots of them. And Yosemite has a type of Sequoia in the Wawona section that are among the largest on earth. Grand Canyon, well, not as many trees along the river.

Torres del Paine has some forested areas (including one that was burnt), but the winds that run thru that area don't let trees grow very big. Still, there are plenty of trees to hide behind.

http://www.pbase.com/faerie_39/image/56923712/original

But if you like trees, try this one:
http://www.pbase.com/faerie_39/image/56962978

Poetry...sheer poetry...I weep for the present...

And Stumped, you don't have to go to Torres del Paine. It takes some work to get there. But, everyone I know thats been, well, no regrets.

Sorry anon at 6:34, thats after my time

It was Kangols, Cazelli shades, Pumas and corn braids
Doo-rags on the waist, brass knuckles, switchblades
Ski mask to get paid, new shells to get sprayed
Hoodrats to get laid, money to get made
YEAHHH~! .. Yeah I had a dream
I was rich, woke up broke, gun in my hand
Sayin DAMN! .. Dope cost sixty a gram

Best intro ever: Written about Jane Mansfield by Dick Cavett for Jack Paar. .

"AND NOW, HERE THEY ARE, JANE MANSFIELD."

Posted by: corkczar | May 28, 2008 6:30 PM

Reminded me of Racquel Welch on Carson...

Racquel (with cat on lap): Johnny, would you like to pet my pussy?

Carson (without missing a beat): Sure. Move the cat.

Oh Yeahhhhhh! JaLac...What do you know about Pete Rock and CL Smooth???

"They Reminicse Over You"...

Too Many Favorite Groups to Name But Here it Goes...

1) A Tribe Called Quest
2) EPMD
3) Big Daddy Kane
4) Public Enemy
5) Wu-Tang Clan
6) NWA
7) Biggie

8) Earth, Wind and Fire
9) Stevie Wonder
10) Queen (yes,I'm a fan)
11) Mint Condition
12) Parliment Funkadelic (Hasn't sounded the same since I stopped smoking)

13) Sly and the Family Stone (WAY ahead of their time...God I'd love to see them again...got any mushroooms?)

I might try to go to the joint at Ibiza...Fred Davis can't go though...I wonder if Cooley will be there

Heard it was Zsa Zsa on Carson ... but the story was the same.

As for groups ... Stevie Wonder is a guy not a group. Did see him in concert earlier this year. I made sure to wave at him when he came on stage, just like George Bush did ...

Ok, you got me Al, Zeke, etc...

He's a group unto himself and yes I did see him at Verizon center early this year. MAGNIFICENT!!!

But did you wave ?

Heard it was Zsa Zsa on Carson ... but the story was the same.

As for groups ... Stevie Wonder is a guy not a group. Did see him in concert earlier this year. I made sure to wave at him when he came on stage, just like George Bush did ...

Posted by: AL, Zeke, etc | May 28, 2008 6:55 PM

Urban Myth. Never happened.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp

Why wave? Did he see you? (smile)

Mecca and The Soul Brother.... The greatest Hip Hop Album of ALL TIME Period. Takes me back to my dorm room in Morgantown.

slc ... Some Kennedy Center type event had Bush in attendance and Stevie Wonder comes out. So they pan to Bush and he is waving at Stevie Wonder.

So I figure if the president thinks its a good idea to wave at Stevie ... then why not th rest of us?

As for urban myth ... next you're gonna tell me Groucho didn't get fired from You Bet Your Life for saying what he said

Beep beep. (I always wanted to do that)

I can't wear all white. I gotta put some sparkle on it. Maybe with some goofy oversized sunglasses, a wig, and a mustache.

A white party? That is about the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Anyway, who would want to hang out with these retards anyway? They have IQ's of about 25 on a good day.

Looks like Mike Rumph is playing for Team Florida in the All American Football League, whose Head Coach is former Redskins QB Shane Matthews. This assumes the '09 season actually occurs as the '08 season was canceled.

The name of the Green Day song is Blvd of Broken Dreams.