Tweets: Zorn on Portis; Campbell Speaks

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No, wait. Peeb peeb?

First

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

With all this real-time blog-tweeting interaction going on, I'm wondering if there is someone at the Park who'd be willing to coldcock the Vick-sign dude.

I'm willing to put $5 out there to whoever's willing. I'd consider it a charitable donation.

Any takers?

Lanolin? Like Sheeps wool?

4th what day did the junkies call out TE, was it Today? I will watch the podcasting.

That squirrel can waterski!

I'll throw in a $50 if they get footage of clockin' the Vick guy & Larry Michaels!!

CL beat you to it. Sorry.

F Twitter.

Vick, Michael or Marcus?

I sjk a squirrel. I mean it: a real squirrel. The crazy part is the damn thing's alive. I've got this sjk covered squirrel running around the office. Don't know what to name it.

maybe dont wear a bra next time

Re: Scamp's play-by-play on the 11 drills.

1) Moss is the man - always has been, always will be.

2) "Albert Haynesworth burst past Devin Clark into the backfield" - Devin Clark, ladies and gents, the future LT of the team...

3) "He slipped past a tackle by Byron Westbrook" - I didn't know Byron tried to do things for the team other than simulate his brother...that is interesting training camp news.

4th what day did the junkies call out TE, was it Today? I will watch the podcasting.

Posted by: alex35332 | July 30, 2009 11:45 AM |

Why? Brownwood reams me every morning up here and CL every aftgernoon. Isn't that enough for you? You're not one of those degenerate porn chasers like the "Sports Junkies" are you, Alex?

Alex - I explained it last post in the middle or so
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Gosh, guys, now that the Sports Junkies (who are they?) have revealed themselves to be porn-popping perverts, I'm starting to think my 5% estimate was too low. Throwing them into the mix I guess I have to revise it up to 7.5%. Maybe 10%.

Posted by: talent_evaluator | July 30, 2009 11:38 AM

TE - Are you serious? THat geustamation is too low in my opinion. You gotta realize most of us 'up here' are 35 and under......

What about Orakpo signing? Tweet that

Past tense of Tweet...Twat?

funk
If I would have known there was a hit on that guy, the money would be mine. I guess I should check RI more often now.

funny 4-12

Orakpo will be in camp tomorrow. Bey is signed, so the chips will start falling as the day wears on...

TE - Are you serious?

Posted by: 4thFloor | July 30, 2009 11:50 AM

Well, no. I think the internet, like the movie camera and the still camera before it, largely owes its popularity to pornography. Facebook is just an afterthought to screwbook.

funk
If I would have known there was a hit on that guy, the money would be mine. I guess I should check RI more often now.

Posted by: theFreshinAU | July 30, 2009 11:53 AM | Report abuse

Apparently the bounty is up to $55 if it includes jacking Larry Michaels in the mouth.

Any more donations?

Any takers?

Can you find him in the parking lot and take care of business?

Past tense of Tweet...Twat?

Posted by: 4-12

Twat is good.

Another Twatter tidbit:

RedskinsDotComRandy Thomas, who had neck and knee injuries during the offseason, was full-go at practice.

Redskins.com:

-- 10:50 a.m. ET
Samuels Interview On the Field

Coming off the practice field, the media horde surrounded Chris Samuels and Casey Rabach--primarily because they were the first players to make their way to the team's facility.

Samuels commented on his weight, which he says is at 305, down from 330 last year. (The team lists him at 314.)

"I feel better conditioned," he said.

What brought on the weight loss?

"I feel like I needed a rebirth of my career," Samuels replied. "Last year, I went on injured reserve [with a triceps injury] and I was disappointed in that. I just rededicated myself to the offseason program, worked a little bit harder, and I got better results.

"Hopefully it has extended my career at least anoth 5-6 years."

So Marcus Mason is back? I guess I missed or forgot that.

...Actually, now that I'm jogging my own memory, I think I remember him getting released from the Ravens at some point last year.

SIGN VICK!

I am for it... He will be a great insurance if JC falters or get hurt.

Vick is a perfrect guy for west coast offense.

Jets signed him off the practice squad and was released by da Jets in the offseason....

SIGN VICK!!!

I think he will be a terrific addition to this footbal team. He is a perfect guy for Jim Zorn's offense. Bring him he will sit for weeks anyhow. Let him learn and when JC falters or get hurt, we will be better team.

"So Marcus Mason is back? I guess I missed or forgot that.

...Actually, now that I'm jogging my own memory, I think I remember him getting released from the Ravens at some point last year."
-freakzilla

If I remember right the jets put him on their active roster too, but alas eventually cut. Everyone I was standing around was in love with him today.

funk
(start sarcasm)If he is there tomorrow the deed can be done, but I only accept small bills, in a white kitchen trashbag left outside of redskin park (end sarcasm).

First rounders starting to sign, c'mon 'Po collect and dress!

SIGN VICK!!!

I think he will be a terrific addition to this footbal team. He is a perfect guy for Jim Zorn's offense. Bring him he will sit for weeks anyhow. Let him learn and when JC falters or get hurt, we will be better team.

Posted by: capitolteacher | July 30, 2009 12:15 PM

Your a teacher? Boy, DC students are in trouble. Nice grammar.

I actually drank coffee while reading your post, O_e.. thanks a lot. I had to use a lot of napkins to wipe off coffee spray all over my sjk monitor.

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I sjk a squirrel. I mean it: a real squirrel. The crazy part is the damn thing's alive. I've got this sjk covered squirrel running around the office. Don't know what to name it.

Posted by: Original_etrod | July 30, 2009 11:48 AM

como estan Beeches

SIGN VICK!!!

Do they drug test at DC public schools?

Has anyone spotted Leigh Torrence in Ashburn lately?

Thanks to all you guys who have twatted us today. Keep it twitting. It almost feels like I'm at Redskin Park, other than being in 72 degrees with 50% humidity.

*You're*

I'm sure Beantown will be shocked, SHOCKED, by this...

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4366335

Y'know, football looks like a physical game, but nothing compared to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM&feature=fvw

Vick, Michael or Marcus?

Posted by: Stu27 | July 30, 2009 11:47 AM | Report abuse
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We could use Marcus' speed to get water out to the boys in between plays.

Interesting 4-12. Very interesting.......

@Adam_Schefter: After spending some time with Dan Snyder, the one thing I can report is: the man is in top shape. He's ready for camp.

GROSS!

I have to fall on my sword and give 4th props rights in one of many tete-a-tetes...

NO ONE cares about steroids but the press...and even they have a short memory:

Exhibit A: A-Rod with a 2.5 game lead on Sawx is treated like nothing happened.

Congrats 4th!

"the man" as who? If he's referring to Snyder, he's got problems.

Re: Mason, yes, the Jets, not the Ravens. Thanks for the refresh.

ahhhhhhhhhh, camp has started and so far, not a single guy has been lost for the year. We're already doing better than last year.

SIGN VICK!!!

I think he will be a terrific addition to this footbal team. He is a perfect guy for Jim Zorn's offense. Bring him he will sit for weeks anyhow. Let him learn and when JC falters or get hurt, we will be better team.

Posted by: capitolteacher | July 30, 2009 12:15 PM

Your a teacher? Boy, DC students are in trouble. Nice grammar.

Posted by: scampbell1975

*You're*

Posted by: scampbell1975

Isn't karma a b-i?

So, Jason, what does it mean when all eigth WaPo seats were taken when you arrived? Does that mean you slept in a little late? Maybe we should change your nickname to "Mayor Sleepy" instead of just plain "Mayor".

Does anyone know if Marko was practicing, and if so how did he look?

Rick Maese didn't get a chair, not JReid.

JReid = King Kong

He's now the man in this piece.

SIGN VICK!!!

I think he will be a terrific addition to this footbal team. He is a perfect guy for Jim Zorn's offense. Bring him he will sit for weeks anyhow. Let him learn and when JC falters or get hurt, we will be better team.

Posted by: capitolteacher | July 30, 2009 12:15 PM

Your a teacher? Boy, DC students are in trouble. Nice grammar.

Posted by: scampbell1975

*You're*

Posted by: scampbell1975

Isn't karma a b-i?

Posted by: RedDMV | July 30, 2009 12:46 PM |

I'd say that's more irony than karmic justice. Sad is really what it is.

So, Jason, what does it mean when all eigth WaPo seats were taken when you arrived? Does that mean you slept in a little late? Maybe we should change your nickname to "Mayor Sleepy" instead of just plain "Mayor".

Posted by: RedSkinHead | July 30, 2009 12:47 PM |

Byline says Cindy wrote that

Skins beat guy doesn't get a seat? Must be rookie hazing for JR. Maybe the Danny will sell you an obstructed view seat and let you watch practice on one of his tv's at Fed Ex.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/30/vick-says-hes-getting-close-to-finding-a-new-team/

"...Twat is good..."

The best kind puts to sleep after a nice workout.

The second best kind is there for you in the morning to give you the energy to get out of bed.

May be a little dig about how WAPO is shut out whenever possible by Synder

I'm just here..... living on planet portis!!

Another Twatter:

ExtremeskinsDCsportsradion/Twitter: Orakpo signed. (Rumor): http://twitter.com/DCsports... reporting that the deal is done.. http://bit.ly/19NBPm

8+ WaPo people covering the Skins? I'm guessing that's more WaPo people than cover the Congress.

Glad to see they have their priorities right

C'mon, Rakkie, get out there for the next practice... what jersey number is the kid wearing again?

ahhhhhhhhhh, camp has started and so far, not a single guy has been lost for the year. We're already doing better than last year.

Posted by: zcezcest1 | July 30, 2009 12:46 PM

This means we haven't given away our second round pick for next year, right? We can still trade up in next year's draft to get a stud QB?

Ah, jersey number 98... previously worn by the immortal Lamont Hollinquest, if memory serves...

http://www.washingtontimes.com/weblogs/redskins/2009/jul/30/portis-zorn-united/

for you porn fiends out there,

tweeter twatter

or, for the rest of us normal people,

beep beep

Ah, jersey number 98... previously worn by the immortal Lamont Hollinquest, if memory serves...

Posted by: NateinthePDX | July 30, 2009 1:12 PM | Report abuse
And don't forget HOF candidate Lemar Marshall

and mr giant himself, Jessie Armstead

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