This Just In...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the attention-seeking reality stars of "The Hills," acknowledged yesterday after probing inquiries from the Associated Press that their "secret" Mexico elopement -- chronicled on the cover of this week's Us -- was just symbolic and not legally binding ... thereby forcing us, regrettably, to write about them again.