This Just In . . .

John Schneider (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

What is our world coming to? Someone stole "Dukes of Hazzard" star John ("Bo Duke") Schneider's SUV from a SoCal mall last week. But, oh, that's not the worst part of it -- inside the car were two puppies he was planning to give his kids for Christmas. The Cadillac Escalade was recovered this week, stripped of its expensive seats and instrument panel -- and also stripped of the Yorkie and Yorkiepoo, Marley and Paisley. If you've seen them, or have any tips about West Coast puppy-fencing, TMZ.com has posted an APB.