GOP 2012: A Riveting Reality Show Takes Shape
Jon and Kate who? When Mark Sanford delivered his transfixing, game-changing confession on live TV -- awash in tears and TMI -- we were reminded that the oldest (and best!) reality show is already beginning a riveting new season. A vivid new cast of characters will vie for our hearts and votes over the next 36 months. Tune in now: The eliminations are already starting!
Haley Barbour: "The Pro." A smooth-as-silk political genius -- but can he escape his lobbyist past?
Jeb Bush: "The Legacy." A dynasty's hopes rest on his shoulders -- can he fulfill the promise again?
Charlie Crist: "The Metrosexual." Progressive moderate with a really good tan -- but is he too slick?
John Ensign: "The Gambler." Oops -- caught cheating.
Newt Gingrich: "The Veteran." Semi-retired from politics, happily married at last -- but the old dog still has plenty of new tricks.
Mike Huckabee: "The Jester." Quick with a joke and Bible verse -- but would he rather entertain than lead?
Jon Huntsman: "The Crossover." Headed to China as Obama's ambassador -- but will the GOP welcome him back?
Bobby Jindal: "The Kid." The Cajun-flavored overachiever -- too much, too soon?
Sarah Palin: "The Hockey Mom." Feisty lady with a soap-opera family gives the boys a run for their money.
Tim Pawlenty: "The Geek." Minnesota earnest with a dash of bland -- is he flying too far under the radar?
Mitt Romney: "The Square." The handsome rich guy with the perfect résumé -- or is it too perfect?
Mark Sanford: "The Adventurer." Strayed too far off the trail.
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