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Cameron Douglas. (Chris Pizzello/AP)

Oksana and Mel in happier times, at a movie premiere in Madrid in February. (Juan Medina/Reuters)
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Posted by: TheNewAmerica | April 21, 2010 2:26 AM | Report abuse
hey mel...
sorry to hear about your bimbo russian wife.. but as they say, sht happens.
maybe you should find her an english/russian translator that will help her with her next song....
"i am a russian bimbo.. i am...
i am a russian bimbo for yoOOooOoOuuuu....
i am a russian bimbo for all of us...
i am a russian bimbo and am bluuuueeeee..."
{and then the russian bimbo will bow and all kinds of crap and all the little pinheads will applaud}
clap! clap! clap! clap!
clap! clap! clap! clap!
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so don't worry mel.. nobody else is.
:D
Posted by: TheNewAmerica | April 21, 2010 2:43 AM | Report abuse
Once again the rich get special treatment. If it was a poor child 10 year mandatory would have been 10 years not half.
Posted by: rlj1 | April 21, 2010 7:51 AM | Report abuse
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i guess i understand now.
MANDATORY SENTENCES for drug dealers are MANDATORY, **unless** you are a CELEBRITY.
only in america.
maybe cameron douglas will get KILLED in prison.
that would make this right.