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Etch-a-Sketch: Limbaugh Edition

Good morning.

Today, let us try a new game in which I, the Sketchwriter, get you, the Sketchreader, to do my work for me while I go to the gym, eat lunch and listen to Rush Limbaugh on the radio. I call this Etch-a-Sketch. Today, your assignment is to come up with Limbaugh jokes that don't "cross the line." Or maybe cross the line just a little bit.

There has been much chatter about whether Wanda Sykes "crossed the line" at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night when she supposed that Rush was the 20th hijacker. But
you don't know where the line is until you've crossed it. Let us, then, probe the line and figure out what kind of Rush humor I can get away with in tomorrow's column. Can we joke about his weight? His drug use? His megalomania?

My plan is to plagiarize your material. But you will recognize your words and know that you have written the Sketch while I was sleeping off the OxyContin. (Sorry, was that over the line?) I will return here during the day to monitor progress, or lack thereof.

Thank you, in advance, for doing my job for me.

UPDATE, 2:54 p.m.: I'm nearly through the third hour of Rush's show today and just checked on how you guys are doing on my column. It seems just about everybody is over the line -- but many are quite funny.

Some early favorites:

Expatriate: "Rush Limbaugh is a normal guy, just like you and me. He pulls his jack-boots on one leg at a time."

Mrtees100: "Rush is a real patriot. I heard he donated blood for the swine flu vaccine." And: "Rush is so fat that he's now the poster boy for pork barrel spending."

Mauckjw: "Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One's a flaming Nazi gasbag, the other's a dirigible."

JRM2: "Talent on (sub-prime) Loan From God."

Lastyearsmodel: "Rush should run for president. His motto -- a chicken in every pot, and a jockey on every lawn."

Hiberniantears: "Rush Limpbaugh is the Doughberry Pillboy of the GOP." And: "Have you seen Rush Limbaugh's new shoes? No? Neither has he."

Davestickler: "There's a reason why Rush thinks gas is an inexhaustible resource." And: "Rush Limbaugh: Too big to fail."

Hlabadie: "Rush thinks health care reform involves making it easier to go doctor shopping." And: "Have you ever noticed that Rush looks like the love child of Hermann Goering and a Zeppelin?"

Ped1: "Rush would have been the 20th hijacker, but canceled when he learned the airlines were going to charge him for a second seat."

marcedward1: "Rush is so fat, to get him into the production booth they have to butter the inside of the door and hold a Twinkie on the other side."

(Rush didn't bring up the Sykes assault during his show today, raising two possibilities: 1. He's rising above it all, or 2. He is, in fact, the 20th hijacker. Feel free to share your guesses here, and see tomorrow's Sketch for the correct answer.)

By Dana Milbank  | May 11, 2009; 10:51 AM ET
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Rush Limbaugh is a normal guy, just like you and me. He pulls his jack-boots on one leg at a time.

Posted by: Expatriate | May 11, 2009 11:17 AM | Report abuse

All 'jokes' about Comrade Rush are over the line. The Great Leader is infallible and nothing about him is funny.

To joke about him will cause to be purged from the party and/or need to grovel on your face, as so many others have done.

Of course, if you're a dem all that will happen is a lot of death threats, like Sykes has gotten.

Posted by: drindl | May 11, 2009 11:22 AM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is truly one of a kind. Most junkies are rail thin, but Rush actually managed to put on weight while addicted to opiates.

Posted by: jhpurdy | May 11, 2009 11:23 AM | Report abuse

Rush is human; he laughs, cries and scares just like anyone else. In fact, when I said hello to him last week at the methadone clinic, he turned white as a sheet. Put a dunce hat on the boy and he would have been singing Dixie and slapping David Duke on the back, that's how white he was. But look, there's nothing wrong with a little junk problem. It's not like he's on crack like Michael Savage. That's one crazy m-f.

Posted by: Expatriate | May 11, 2009 11:26 AM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh, as head of the Republican Party, is less qualified to be VP than Sara Palin.... Rush can't see Russia from his house.

Posted by: gch1946 | May 11, 2009 11:27 AM | Report abuse

I hope your column fails.

Posted by: davestickler | May 11, 2009 11:27 AM | Report abuse

Not so much a joke, as a suggestion to employ Limbaugh's style against him. For example:

Sykes suggests Rush is the 20th hijacker. All she did was suggest it. That's her opinion, and she has a right in this country to express that opinion. After all, can we really prove that Rush wasn't the 20th hijacker? I'm not saying he was, mind you, but merely asking a question, as is my responsibility to public discourse to do so. Now, bear in mind, I have yet to see anyone step forward and provide evidence that Rush wasn't the 20th hijacker, so I don't see how Wanda Sykes should be viewed as crossing the line for pointing out what her opinion on the matter is. It isn't the responsibility of Wanda Sykes to prove Rush is innocent. No, my faithful listeners, it is the responsibility of Rush himself to prove that he isn't the 20th hijacker. And you know what? So far I haven't heard a peep from the man... So what should we make of that?

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:31 AM | Report abuse

Sadly, when you say his supporters are up in arms over Syke's comments, they really are up in arms - they own most of the weapons in the US.

One thing many have forgotten is that Rush is primarily an entertainer.

Fact check any of his shows and you'll be hard pressed to glean truth from his statements.

As a public figure, he should be able to stomach the same kind of vitrol heaped on him that he dishes out every day.

As for Sikes - she has a history of going over the top - why are we surprised when she does on a national stage? You were expecting Wanda Milquetoast?

Posted by: stephenrhymer | May 11, 2009 11:31 AM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is a very brave, strong, all-knowing warlike creature... for a fella who was Four Eff during Vietnam because of a pimple on the butt.

Posted by: salraynes | May 11, 2009 11:33 AM | Report abuse

Rush is so fat that he's now the poster boy for pork barrel spending.

Posted by: mrtees100 | May 11, 2009 11:36 AM | Report abuse

Not a Rush joke either, but related, given VP Cheney's comments that Rush has more place in the party than Colin Powell:

The only thing Dick Cheney and Colin Powell have in common is that they've both shot men. The critical differences between them is seen in the circumstances surrounding who, how, and why they shot men.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:36 AM | Report abuse

There is nothing funny to say about Rush Limbaugh. He is an
obese, drug addicted idiot who has done nothing positive, OR, funny in his entire life. His brother, the Judge is even ashamed of him.

Posted by: hadenuff1 | May 11, 2009 11:37 AM | Report abuse

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
A: One's a flaming Nazi gasbag, the other's a dirigible

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 11:37 AM | Report abuse

Al Gore now includes Rush Limbaugh on his list of global climate threats because he represents the largest single source of hot air on the planet.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:40 AM | Report abuse

It's wrong to say that Rush hates immigrants. He has three Mexicans working in the garden right now. They just don't taste as good as the little Salvadorean ones. He eats those with a little salsa.

Posted by: Expatriate | May 11, 2009 11:41 AM | Report abuse

I tuned into the Limbaugh program one day to hear for myself what all the hub-bub was all about. The verbal tripe was not what caused me to change stations, it was the smell of an unbathed, overweight & ignorant person coupled with the large amount of spit emitted from my radios speaker that caused my reaction!
Demagogues on a rant, be it momentary or continual have always had the impossible task of controlling their inadvertent oral spew that intentionally covers their audience with stink & bile. Traitors, such as the person in question, who once barked "You lost, get over it"
"My country, Right or Wrong"
& "Love it or LEAVE IT"
have now forgotten their own platitudes and promote treason & succession as the solution to their anguish at being morally bankrupt & socially out cast for lack of reason & loss of power. Rush's only power is in his verbosity & arrogance, it certainly is not in the miniscule numbers of numbskulls who see him as a political savior or worse, the leader of a revolution designed to tear apart the fabric of this nation. The only opposition he presents is to clear thinking, forward progress and peaceful existence.

Posted by: misterfids | May 11, 2009 11:42 AM | Report abuse

Reports from the Pentagon brass indicate that Afghanistan could be stabilized if Rush could kick his drug habit.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:43 AM | Report abuse

Limbaugh is a bloated, substance abusing, addictive personality. He spews hate-inducing invective to generate money, fame and influence for himself. He would be a joke personified if he did not have a following. He represents, inspires and leads the Republican party in its death spiral. A joke? More of a tragedy.

Posted by: WestCoastJoe | May 11, 2009 11:44 AM | Report abuse

Don't miss the Rush Limbaugh Ventriloquist Hour. You will almost beleive the words are coming out of his mouth.

Posted by: Lou_Zar | May 11, 2009 11:44 AM | Report abuse

Who is Rush to talk about commitment? He's been married more times than Arlen Specter's switched parties.

Posted by: mrtees100 | May 11, 2009 11:45 AM | Report abuse

I like the Hitler angle. Charging him with treason is so far inside the line of good taste! After all he has been calling all sensible Democrats "traitors" for years.

A very fat garbage-spewing Hitler if you can make that funny. But get his one clear and dead center: the guy has never been a right-wing conservative in any sane American tradition. His views can be properly called "fascist" without an ounce of exaggeration.

Posted by: walden1 | May 11, 2009 11:48 AM | Report abuse

Dick Cheney embracing Rush Limbaugh is like Darth Vader endorsing Jabba the Hut for Emperor.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:49 AM | Report abuse

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and Osama bin Laden?

Osama is thin, and not addicted to OxyContin.

Posted by: davestickler | May 11, 2009 11:53 AM | Report abuse

This is so inappropriate. How would you like it if someone made fun of your fat, stupid drug addled Uncle. Rush believes in America that's why he avoided the draft he knew he would ruin the military for the rest of the country. Rush was recently seen in NY again after saying he would move. Someone asked how did he get here and a local answered the swine flu. Before you jump to any conclusions he did not have relations with a swine.

Posted by: vwallen@bellatlantic.net | May 11, 2009 11:54 AM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is so fat........

How fat is he?

Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter mistaked him for her girlfriend.
Am I over the line?

Posted by: the1joncook | May 11, 2009 11:54 AM | Report abuse

Rush Limpbaugh

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 11:59 AM | Report abuse

"One thing many have forgotten is that Rush is primarily an entertainer."

He's an entertainer who presents himself as a newsman.

I'd wager a majority of his audience doesn't make the distinction.

Posted by: jamshark70 | May 11, 2009 12:01 PM | Report abuse

I'm going to second the advice of an earlier commenter - about using Limbaugh's logic against him - with a slight variation...

Basically, say anything off-color, distasteful, inflammatory, and/or any other ad hominem attack, then extort: "But I'm the only one with the guts to say it!"

Note that it says nothing about the accuracy or veracity of the statement. It's beautiful...

"Limbaugh IS the 20th hijacker... But I'm the only one with the guts to say it!"

Posted by: Goombay | May 11, 2009 12:02 PM | Report abuse

Does Rush Limbaugh realize what closing the border to illegals would do to his cheap prescription drug program?!

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 12:02 PM | Report abuse

What do you get when you cross OxyContin with Rush Limbaugh? An OxyMoron...

Posted by: MrJimS | May 11, 2009 12:03 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limp-baugh..??
OH! you meant Rush (to) StemThought.

Posted by: misterfids | May 11, 2009 12:05 PM | Report abuse

Re: Rush Limbaugh

Hassan Nasrallah, Muqtadā aṣ-Ṣadr, and Rush Limbaugh board a city bus.

Which axle breaks first?

Bonus: Which is wearing a truss with nails, OxyContin, C4, and a hot air proximity fused embedded in it?

Thanks much. HLB

Posted by: HLBeckPE | May 11, 2009 12:05 PM | Report abuse

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ditto.
Ditto Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The be all end all governor of Alaska!
The be all end all governor of Alaska Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
The Governor and Ditto Head. Lovin' it...

Posted by: DontGetIt | May 11, 2009 12:05 PM | Report abuse

What's more important to the country, trimming the fat from the Federal budget or from Rush Limbaugh? While trimming the fat from the Federal budget may save our grandchildren from crushing debt, trimming the fat from Rush Limbaugh is more vital to the country. Without all that fat, Rush's hot air will lift him off the ground and carry him into space, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: mrtees100 | May 11, 2009 12:07 PM | Report abuse

Although Sykes comment was as outrageous as most of the ones Rush makes, it just goes to show that Rush shouldn't dish it out if he can't take it!

Posted by: lddoyle2002 | May 11, 2009 12:08 PM | Report abuse

You guys are a bunch of freaking hypocrites.

Posted by: David90 | May 11, 2009 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Yes, a comedian making a joke about Limbaugh is outrageous. A gold commentor not so much.

Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts for his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor, was among five Dallas residents who wrote for "D Magazine" on former President George W. Bush moving to Dallas.

"From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though," Feherty wrote toward the end of his column.

"Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 12:12 PM | Report abuse

Rush better not get lost in thought, being he is a stranger there.

Posted by: democratus | May 11, 2009 12:12 PM | Report abuse

Rush is a real patriot. I heard he donated blood for the swine flu vaccine.

Posted by: mrtees100 | May 11, 2009 12:13 PM | Report abuse

An old farmer sat on the road just outside of town selling apples.

After a while a stranger walking by stopped and asked him a question:

"Howdy sir. I was wondering, can you tell me what the folks are like in your town?"

"Well", said the farmer, "You tell me what the folks are like in your town, and then I'll tell you what they're like in mine."

The stranger replied, "Well, all the folks in my town are friendly, hard-working, clean-living, honest, loyal, kind-hearted, and would never say anything bad about anybody."

The farmer smiled and said: "Sonny, that's just the kind of folks you'll find in our town." and the stranger thanked him and walked on, happy.

Later that same day, Lush Rimbaud was walking past the farmer and stopped, huffing and puffing and wiping his sweaty brow, and asked him: "Hey old timer, can you tell me what the folks are like in your town there?"

"Well", said the farmer, "You tell me what the folks are like in your town, and then I'll tell you what they're like in mine."

Lush replied: "Well, they're mean-spirited, dishonest, spiteful, bigoted, loudmouths and will do or say most anything to anybody to get ahead."

The farmer simply shook his head and said: "Sonny, that's just the kind of folks you'll find in our town."


.

Posted by: Frank57 | May 11, 2009 12:19 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: gch1946
Rush Limbaugh, as head of the Republican Party, is less qualified to be VP than Sara Palin.... Rush can't see Russia from his house.
*******************************
Are you kidding? Rush seems Russia EVERYWHERE he looks!

Posted by: overed | May 11, 2009 12:20 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh, Talent on Loan from God.

Seems to me God called in that Loan and Limbaugh got a Cochlear Bailout.

Posted by: Atu2 | May 11, 2009 12:20 PM | Report abuse

Why has Limbaugh been silent about his whereabouts on September 11th? You would think he would want to clear the air. He may not hate America -- I have no way of knowing what's going on behind the face he shows in public -- but this raises questions that need to be answered.

Posted by: washingtonpost22 | May 11, 2009 12:24 PM | Report abuse

He must be doing something right to get all of your collective panties in a bunch. If you don't like what he says, or what he stands for, turn off the radio. If he didn't get ratings, he would be on the air. As far as lines go, Wanda Sykes wouldn't know one if she snorted it up her nose

Posted by: thensell | May 11, 2009 12:25 PM | Report abuse

Milbank, you're a typical a**hole liberal. That "ain't" no joke--it's simply the truth...


Posted by: charko825 | May 11, 2009 12:26 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is the only man with a $400 million contract who still can't get laid.

Posted by: danw1 | May 11, 2009 12:26 PM | Report abuse

Limbaugh Coulter sittin' in a tree.

K I SS ING

One is Fat the other lean

Coulter's crazy, Rush is mean.

Repubs are doomed, Bullies are so much fun to smack on the nose!

Posted by: LegalizeHempPot | May 11, 2009 12:28 PM | Report abuse

There is nothing that would be over the line about Rush Limbaugh. The things that he says about and lies about and makes fun of: the President and everyone else who doesn't agree with him is 100 times worse than any joke about him. I'm surprised how he even gets away with it on the radio. Honestly.

Posted by: glenn113 | May 11, 2009 12:30 PM | Report abuse

Talent on loan from God doesn't mean God didn't make bad loans along with the rest of the industry.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 12:30 PM | Report abuse

America like Russia amazes me the right wing elements of both countries are striking in their similarity.
rush Limbaugh is a rabble rousing right wing radio personality not unlike the far right NASHI of Russia, putin's foot soldiers on the streets.
the fact that Russia uses state sponsored security and under world connections to assassinate people is well known.
Limbaugh just goes past the state security apparatus directly to the people because of Americas first amendment rights and rabble rouses the people to the point where America had violent racist crowds showing up at palin and McCain events last fall.
any republican who dares get out of line or repudiates his commentary is met with the rants and raves of Limbaugh's listeners who are told WHAT TO THINK and HOW TO RESPOND,
..then the politicians must crawl back on hand and knee with apologies and supplications almost as if Limbaugh was a POPE.
republicans fearing excommunication from the church of rabid foaming at the mouth absurd gun toting flag wrapped American hysteria
he is a fascist machine all propaganda and spin all the time..
he is the American version of PRAVDA the old soviet empires spin machine along with fox news.
who freely admit they admire and support each-other..
.all so Rupert Murdoch can keep his FCC license here in America because he is a foreign national.
money money money its all about the bucks
hysteria sells
as in Russia and as in America
its really too bad because this paints Americans in the same way as Russians
COWARDS who are scared little rabbits who jump when ever the government or the radio and TV scare mongers tell you to jump.
right wing Americans...COWARDS
never thought i would say that but its what they have become.
all lead by the fearless leader in a shadowed room behind a closed door on the radio

and thats NO JOKE

Posted by: JudgeAlan | May 11, 2009 12:31 PM | Report abuse

What kind of person would listen to or take advice from someone too dumb to make the connection between the fat and food?

Posted by: pali2600 | May 11, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse

Good idea, soliciting Rush Limbaugh jokes - Hope that soon you'll do the same with Michelle Obama jokes. (I have some good ones.)

Posted by: jjd777 | May 11, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse

Limbaugh like Hannity should be waterboarded too except I think they will have a problem finding a board big enough.

Posted by: glenn113 | May 11, 2009 12:33 PM | Report abuse

What kind of person would listen to or take advice from someone too dumb to make the connection between fat and food?

Posted by: pali2600 | May 11, 2009 12:34 PM | Report abuse

Q: How do you know that Rush wants America to fail?

A: He's a Republican.

Posted by: davestickler | May 11, 2009 12:35 PM | Report abuse

Rush says the Media has been very desirous that a black President do well.

Posted by: acpinono | May 11, 2009 12:37 PM | Report abuse

Rush is the kind of guy who gives racist, ignorant, homophobes a bad name.

Ever notice you never see Rush and Satan in the same place?

Rush = Don King without the hair.

Rush has an ironic name. Looks to me like he's never rushed anywhere.

DNA testing shows that Rush is actually 3rd cousins to Sidney Poitier.

Rush should run for President. His motto--
a chicken in every pot, and a jockey on every lawn.

Rush could not have been 20th hijacker. Once he got on the plane, it could never take off.


Rush could never be the 20th hijacker. He would've used the box cutters to chop up his Oxycotin.

No wonder Rush never wanted to go on a listening tour. He was busy on his sex tour of Indochina.

Posted by: lastyearsmodel | May 11, 2009 12:38 PM | Report abuse

It turns out that Rush is the original source for Swine Flu.

Posted by: BwanaDik | May 11, 2009 12:38 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limpbaugh is the Doughberry Pillboy of the GOP.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 12:39 PM | Report abuse

What line are we crossing here? First person you generally meet when you cross the line is Rush.

Posted by: dudh | May 11, 2009 12:42 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh: Too big to fail.

Posted by: davestickler | May 11, 2009 12:42 PM | Report abuse

Have you seen Rush Limbaugh's new shoes?

No?

Neither has he.

Posted by: hiberniantears | May 11, 2009 12:42 PM | Report abuse


Why did you solicit this load of nasty, crude, inane comments?

This is a disgusting exercise. It's hard to believe a reputable newspaper would be associated with it.

Don't you have an editor who holds you responsible for what you do?

Posted by: justthefacts08 | May 11, 2009 12:44 PM | Report abuse

What do Rush Limbaugh, Wanda Sykes, and Ashley Biden have in common?

They all love a good line when they find it.

Posted by: mj777nnnntgggg | May 11, 2009 12:45 PM | Report abuse

There's a reason why Rush thinks gas is an inexhaustible resource.

Posted by: davestickler | May 11, 2009 12:45 PM | Report abuse

What do Obama and Limbaugh have in common?

A history of drug abuse.

Posted by: mj777nnnntgggg | May 11, 2009 12:46 PM | Report abuse

As a science experiment, if you were to simultaneously push the fat Rush Limbaugh and the thin Osama bin Laden out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

Posted by: washingtonpost31 | May 11, 2009 12:46 PM | Report abuse

Rush thinks health care reform involves making it easier to go doctor shopping.

If Rush had his way, all immigration from Mexico would be prohibited, except for drug mules.

Have you ever noticed that Rush looks like the love child of Hermann Goering and a Zeppelin?

I agree that Rush is the new face of the Republican Party. Oh, wait, I'm looking at the wrong end of the elephant.

Posted by: hlabadie | May 11, 2009 12:48 PM | Report abuse

The worst thing about what Rush Limbaugh says is that his flock of sheep audience actually believe him! That's scary!

Posted by: glenn113 | May 11, 2009 12:50 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh aka Lame Boy....knows nothing. Conservativism of his kind is a carny waste land. Nothing I say will matter to those who live in the CWL (carny waste land). Lame boy is just drugging it up and stirring the pit. 4F freak club member.

Posted by: LOU6 | May 11, 2009 12:51 PM | Report abuse

If we waterboard Rush Limbmaugh, he may admit to being the 20th hijacker. According to DOJ memos, that makes it true.

Posted by: oldtimehockey | May 11, 2009 12:52 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is so high on drugs he could qualify to be a major league baseball player. Problem is he can't move hs fat ass to steal a base

and - the old joke.
If you spoke to one of Limbaugh's angry red neck listeners for a few minutes you would wonder whether his IQ reached room temperature

Posted by: Mario6 | May 11, 2009 12:53 PM | Report abuse

How come the line we can't cross is so thin, when the man is so fat?


Posted by: colonelpanic | May 11, 2009 12:54 PM | Report abuse

I think Rush Limbaugh steals my material I post in the comment sections of the WaPo.

Many times I have made some comment or termed a new name only to find out that Rush uses it a couple of days later.

Eco-Progressives and Neocrats are two that Rush has used.

Posted by: jdcw | May 11, 2009 12:55 PM | Report abuse

I've had experience with people like Limbaugh - always complaining about the way things are, always berating people for not being as smart as they are, and always having a ready "solution" that addresses the real "problem" as they see it. Yeah, I've been around someone like that before. Her name was Tonya. It was the fourth grade. No, third grade. She had no friends and was never picked for anything.

Posted by: mark48 | May 11, 2009 12:57 PM | Report abuse

I laugh every time I think about Limbaugh raking in over $40 million a year.

Wanda who?

Posted by: JAH3 | May 11, 2009 12:57 PM | Report abuse

Right wing hate radio terrorists like to cloak themselves as simply being "entertainers". That's what they will say in a court of law, if push came to shove.

For all practical purpose, calling these extremists "entertainers" is as transparent as calling torture "enhanced interrigation techniques".

Posted by: jfern03 | May 11, 2009 1:02 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 1:07 PM | Report abuse

Wanda Sykes' comments were no more over than line than Rush Limbaugh's comments about Michael J. Fox and his Parkinson's Disease were.

Don't dish it out if you can take it, Mr. Talent On Loan From God.

Posted by: truebluetexan | May 11, 2009 1:10 PM | Report abuse

Sadly Milbank, you can't pawn off your work on the public so easily. As I read the comments above, I am struck with two observations.

One: democratizing the 'sketch' (as you put it) seems like a nice experiment in which we prove the the amateur public are as talented as the professional. I think the definative case here is the movie "Snakes on a Plane" in which we find the public are only too capable of producing cliches and resorting to stale formulas . . . and to a much higher degree than the worst hack pros.

Second, Rush Limbaugh (and I am no fan) is not very conducive to zingers. Fat jokes, addiction jokes, hypocracy jokes . . . not so funny. The biggest problem is that you are soliciting barbs "ad hominem" A good take on Rush is for example Al Frankin's Big Fat Liar. This required a good deal of listening to Rush, and taking on the absurdity and hatefulness of the content of what he says. Even in the end, Frankin is funny not in his characture of Rush but in Frankin's sacrasm in dealing with the content of what Rush argues.

I think your plan is destined for failure

Posted by: D_G7 | May 11, 2009 1:11 PM | Report abuse

Extreme remarks = low voter turn out next time... for either party.

Posted by: deepthroat21 | May 11, 2009 1:11 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh...I hope his heart fails. Oh wait--it already has.

Posted by: klik21 | May 11, 2009 1:13 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limpballs is what happens when you combine being over opinionated with being under educated. In other words, he is the perfect head of the republican party.

Posted by: TRACIETHEDOLPHIN | May 11, 2009 1:13 PM | Report abuse

Rush and Cheney are building Republican party on the foundation of Cheney's 10% support in the Country.

Bush's 20% support base was too large for them to please.

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:14 PM | Report abuse

I definately think Rush should be banned from the airwaves because he says things that I don't agree with.

Posted by: David90 | May 11, 2009 1:15 PM | Report abuse

Rush is not fat...he is just bloated with hot air...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:18 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh, Head of a party in Limbo!

Posted by: jpphilippe23 | May 11, 2009 1:20 PM | Report abuse

I think that comparing the number of people that read your column to the number of people that listen to his show and read his website (I can't listen at work) would be hilarious!!!! Even better, compare how the WaPo's numbers and revenues are shrinking and his are climbing. Now that's comedy!!!!!!

Posted by: annie10000 | May 11, 2009 1:20 PM | Report abuse

Rush was not the 20th hyjacker because Al Quida rejected him as he could not walk up and down the narrow aisles in the planes...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:22 PM | Report abuse

Extreme remarks leads to low voter turn out the next time.... Duhh, why go there at all? By the way.... is anyone in R. Limp-balls booth when he votes? How does anyone else actually know what he really stands for? If you're a Dem.... Ya' gotta' love this guy!

Posted by: deepthroat21 | May 11, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is the only person on earth to whom waterboarding does nothing for two reasons.
1) No board on earth can support his weight
2) He knows nothing

Posted by: junkerbach | May 11, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

"There were times when I got into drinking, experimenting with drugs. There was a stretch of time where I did not really apply myself," Obama said.

He added that when he left for college he realized he wasted a lot of time using drugs.

-CNN

Funny how Obama was "blunt" about being a heavy drug user, and amazingly silent about Rush's prescription abuse.

Yo, Wanda, wassup wit dat?

Oxy Funny? Weed and coke for years, Off Limits?

Yo, yo, girl. BO and RL should cut a line with Ashley and PAR TEEYY!!!

Posted by: mj777nnnntgggg | May 11, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Um, We are talking about Rush Limbaugh, married three times and divorced three time, convicted drug abuser? Correct? This is who you guys are defending? Wow, I am conservative family values guy. I will not vote Republican again till their leader reflects my values in his/her personal life. I don't do drugs and I don't cheat, get divorced, etc.c, so Rush is out for me. Can GOP pick a family values guy to represent them?

Posted by: Bush2 | May 11, 2009 1:23 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh supports the GOP solely and purely based on race. He always supports and endorses white people except when he doesn't know.

He did not realize that both Bushes and Reagan were secret black people when Colin Powell supported them.

Posted by: AlanGoldberg54 | May 11, 2009 1:24 PM | Report abuse

Rush would have been the 20th hijacker, but cancelled when he learned the airlines were going to charge him for a second seat.

Posted by: ped1 | May 11, 2009 1:27 PM | Report abuse

How about we start joking about the current President and his followers. They remind me of the braindead cultists in the Temple of Doom. How about your morons go back and look up the articles on Tony Snow's cancer on here, Huffingtonpost, and Daily Kos and see the "love" they gave him.

Keep cracking on the radio guys addiction to painkillers, your Telepromter reading God snorted coke you idiots.

Posted by: Votingis4Suckers | May 11, 2009 1:27 PM | Report abuse

"Talent on (sub-prime) Loan From God

Posted by: JRM2 | May 11, 2009 1:27 PM | Report abuse

rush is already over the line: you can look at his waist and tell.

Posted by: glenknowles | May 11, 2009 1:29 PM | Report abuse

Hugo Chavez nationalized his oil industry when he took office.

Obama nationalized banking and the car industry when he took office.

It looks like Obama one upped him.

Posted by: Votingis4Suckers | May 11, 2009 1:29 PM | Report abuse

What a bunch of unfunny crap. The only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner.

Posted by: Peejay | May 11, 2009 1:31 PM | Report abuse

This is the most overwhelming diatribe ever. I really thought you/your column was a little more civiled than this. Clearly I was wrong. What a waste of otherwise good space.

Posted by: pk08 | May 11, 2009 1:32 PM | Report abuse

Limbaugh and Obama have one thing in common.....both took drug...one was 18 year old teen, the other was 50 year old man.

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:32 PM | Report abuse

Why does Limbaugh fornicates frequently at age of 60....he did not get any when he was 18...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:33 PM | Report abuse

If they wanted comedy about America and Rush Limbaugh why didn't they invite Jeremiah Wright? He really brung on the funny when Obama went there.

It is funny to see the people that voted for this guy claim everyone that doesn't like him is racist, when they willingly voted for the guy that sat in a racist church for 20 years. What's next after Obama you morons, you going to vote for a guy that attends La Raza meeting or a white power church?

Posted by: Votingis4Suckers | May 11, 2009 1:34 PM | Report abuse

We should all be a little more sympathetic to Mr. Limbaugh, at least regarding his addiction. Recovering from a surgery--botched, no less--that leaves one prone for weeks can really take a toll on one's psyche, especially after his transplanted a**hole rejected him.

Posted by: applestuff | May 11, 2009 1:35 PM | Report abuse

I have to admit to a real soft spot for Rush. The person he’s in love with is married to someone else—it’s the old story. I know it will be painful for everyone, but for Rush’s sake, I think it’s time for him and Dick to come out of the closet and openly declare their love for each other and to hell with the consequences.

Posted by: TBadonsky | May 11, 2009 1:35 PM | Report abuse

"Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there's a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death."

How would this scenario change if BUSH and/or CHENY were on the plane?

Posted by: Soujourner | May 11, 2009 1:37 PM | Report abuse

Why did Limbaugh's wives divorced him...considering the weight of body and lies they had to bear...it is better to be paid per session like his girl friends (?)...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:38 PM | Report abuse

If a tree falls in the woods of civil discourse, does anyone hear it? No, who can hear anything over Rush's chainsaw?

Posted by: Left_of_the_Pyle | May 11, 2009 1:38 PM | Report abuse

Rush is cool - - he got his nickname (Rush)because as a 300 pound junkie he requires 10 times the normal narcotic dosage to get a good blood rush to his thick fat head.

Posted by: Hawkestreet | May 11, 2009 1:39 PM | Report abuse

Why is the Republican party no fun anymore?

Punchline 1: Rush cleared out the buffet.

Punchline 2: Rush bogarted all the drugs.

Posted by: Left_of_the_Pyle | May 11, 2009 1:40 PM | Report abuse

hey, Rush, is it true your mind is so keen that it's on loan from God?

good for you; i hear you wood is on loan from Pfizer.

Posted by: seattledodger | May 11, 2009 1:41 PM | Report abuse

People, understand that only 21 percent of the populace identify themselves as Republi-pukes.

The rest of us are the "real" America.

Posted by: bs2004 | May 11, 2009 1:41 PM | Report abuse

Rush is so fat, to get him into the production booth they have to butter the inside of the door and hold a twinkie on the other side.

Posted by: marcedward1 | May 11, 2009 1:43 PM | Report abuse

Rush is no more a joke than an obscure German corporal who, after WWI wrote Mein Kampf, and unleashed the worst of human nature over the next 15 years. The corpoal's popular support, when he started was far less, but no less devoted, than the support of Rush by his devotees.
We are one terrorist attack away from an armed minority screaming for the blood of all who oppose them.

Posted by: libertarian12 | May 11, 2009 1:43 PM | Report abuse

How do you get a one-armed Rush out of a tree? Wait, nevermind that... I want to know how the heck he got up there.

Posted by: Left_of_the_Pyle | May 11, 2009 1:44 PM | Report abuse

Yonkers, New York
11 May 2009

Here's mine:

President Obama, not totally averse to extending a hand of friendship to adversaries and enemies of every stripe, invites Rush Limbaugh for dinner at the White House.

Rush accepts.

Here are snatches of their conversation:

Rush: Mr. Obama, I never dreamed that you'd invite me to the White House.

Obama: Rush, there must be several things which you have not dreamed about.

Rush: Of course, that's possible.

Obama: One of these is that you would not be demonizing me without letup on your radio program.

Rush: That's true. But what's false is that some people have claimed, falsely of course, that I want you to fail as President.

Obama: Not true?

Rush: Of course not! The truth is that I am very fond of you.

Mariano Patalinjug

Posted by: MPatalinjug | May 11, 2009 1:44 PM | Report abuse

...U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, ....

How would this scenario change if BUSH and/or CHENY were on the plane?
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(this is not funny) Strangle them...so that he does not have to kill innocent children from other countries and then find his own children become orphanes and his wife a widow....

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 1:49 PM | Report abuse

"Talent on Loan from God."

Please. Call the loan and foreclose. 'Tis the season....

Posted by: hamtech | May 11, 2009 1:49 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh--Talent on loan from God...who has apparently called most of it back.

Posted by: rhammans | May 11, 2009 1:50 PM | Report abuse

There is no larger Limbaugh joke than himself.

Posted by: mibrooks27 | May 11, 2009 1:50 PM | Report abuse

It is odd, very strange how paranoid this Radical Administration is about its critics. Calling them out, constantly demeaning and being somewhat defense as a result. As much as the media did all it could to bring down the previous administration you never their being so distasteful and attack. But, Barry and his gaggle of Arrogant South Chicago Political Hack Punks operate that way. A little Nixonian like. You would think they would ignore their critics rather than increase their popularity. What's to worry about other than the truth. And Barry would like to silence that.

Posted by: FraudObama | May 11, 2009 1:51 PM | Report abuse

In America, Rush Limbaugh is a free as the wind he breaks to speak for the Republican Party.

Posted by: Lou_Zar | May 11, 2009 1:54 PM | Report abuse

I pity the fools who listen to that air bag and the advertizers that support his garbage.

Posted by: dcn8tive | May 11, 2009 1:54 PM | Report abuse

Any jokester who publicly says "I hope his kidneys fail" and knows that this is a death sentence has gone over the line.

I am not into political correctness but wishing someone dead in the name of a joke is going too far from some form of basic human decency. Perhaps the best way to put this in perspective is the golf columnist who suggested that Pelosi and Reid would be killed by a US soldier if they were in an elevator with them and Osama Bin Laden. Bad joke and too far! But the outrage from the left about the joke was there and is it any surprise there would be outrage from the right over the Rush and kidney failure joke?

Is Rush without sin? No way! But just keep in mind that his EIB network also stands for Entertainment is Business.

Posted by: markbutler2 | May 11, 2009 1:55 PM | Report abuse

Sorry, Dana. I read all 20 million of 'em! I didn't see one that crossed the line. Better luck next time!

Posted by: richardjasper | May 11, 2009 1:59 PM | Report abuse

Milbank, you're a typical a**hole liberal. That "ain't" no joke--it's simply the truth...

Posted by: charko825 | May 11, 2009 12:26 PM
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So?

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Posted by: T-Prop | May 11, 2009 2:04 PM | Report abuse

I recently re-read Al Franken's "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot." When did Rush get big and fat again?

Posted by: philip2 | May 11, 2009 2:06 PM | Report abuse

Sykes was funny! Seems like Republicans have become a party of hypocrites AND cry babies... Have they taken inventory on the "over the top" comments they've made about Obama or Keith Olbermann lately? I believe one of their golf analysts suggested solidiers would shoot Pelosi instead of Bin-Laden the other day... People who have glass heads shouldn't throw stones...

Posted by: gmoore40 | May 11, 2009 2:06 PM | Report abuse

I heard Rush can get a colonoscopy without the use of a colonoscope! It all can be seen with the naked eye!

Posted by: cashmere1 | May 11, 2009 2:08 PM | Report abuse

Ask Toles to make a cartoon of Rush as a huge baby swaddled in diapers crying his eyes out. Beside him, Wanda Sykes, about 1/4 his size, saying, "Don't worry big boy, Wanda's gonna take care of you!"

Posted by: ncf109 | May 11, 2009 2:09 PM | Report abuse

I loved it.

Jobba the Hutt Limbaugh the 20th hyjacker. Yes, its was over the top and so is Limbaugh's rhetoric. Lets see five deferment,prime mover in the lies about WMD and the war in which numerous men and woman lost their lives, prime mover in torture defactor back door president, oh yes grew up privileged. General Powell, grew up in a struggling modest house hold, obtained advance degree, combat veteran,various high level security positions, Chairman Joint Chief, Secretary of State,Philanthropist. Dick Chaney and Rush Limbaugh, no contest, they can't reach the shoe lace of the Integrity and intelect of General Powell.

Posted by: sherardg | May 11, 2009 2:12 PM | Report abuse

Entertainer, newsman, commenter, or 20th hijacker, doesn't matter.

He has the largest radio audience several times over. Rush is under a guaranteed contract until 2016?

Who's laughing?

Rush, I'd imagine.

Posted by: hokie92 | May 11, 2009 2:13 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is sensitive about being the 20th highjacker, it seems that the airline demanded he buy two seats to accomodate his extended hind quarters and Uncle Osama wouldn't pay for the extra seat!!!

Posted by: Muddy_Buddy_2000 | May 11, 2009 2:14 PM | Report abuse

"Can we joke about his weight? His drug use? His megalomania?"

Insiders same the same about Mr. Milbank. I'd post their names, but I'm protecting my sources. Right Dana?

-- arrows in the air

Posted by: seneca1969 | May 11, 2009 2:16 PM | Report abuse

Rush who?

Posted by: Kathy5 | May 11, 2009 2:20 PM | Report abuse

When his mother gave birth to him that was the first Limbaugh joke that was way over the line.
Rush is so fat that he can't even find the line.

Posted by: exbrown | May 11, 2009 2:23 PM | Report abuse

Rush's claim that he has "talent on loan from God" only serves to strengthen the position of atheists everywhere.

Posted by: yunohu | May 11, 2009 2:24 PM | Report abuse

Rush claims he has one-half his brain tied behind his back, just to make it fair. Well, it's not really tied there, his monkey holds it.

Posted by: smithsmithsmithsmith | May 11, 2009 2:27 PM | Report abuse

RL's obesity has also advantages for the Republicans kissing his ass. They can't hear him on the radio.

Posted by: chwurr | May 11, 2009 2:28 PM | Report abuse

Wanda was brilliant!! I mean seriously, who among us does not wish limbaugh would keal over and croak? Although when that fat load hits the ground, it will cause a quake reading of at least 5.4.

Posted by: dem4life1 | May 11, 2009 2:29 PM | Report abuse

Rush has more space in the republican party than Colin Powell, you know... literally speaking.

Posted by: thor2 | May 11, 2009 2:29 PM | Report abuse

Fat is as fat does.

Posted by: genxseeksboomerretirement | May 11, 2009 2:30 PM | Report abuse

I would listen to Rush's show more often if he played more Oldies and took requests. Also, traffic reports and weather updates would be good.

Posted by: curmudgeon-1 | May 11, 2009 2:32 PM | Report abuse

what a perfect name for a addict,, RUSH.
since he refuses to fly his corporate jet anymore, he was seen at grand central yesterday reading the train schedule. a conductor sensed he was confused and asked him what track he just got off on, rush rolled up his sleeve and showed him.

Posted by: cocksmen1 | May 11, 2009 2:33 PM | Report abuse

Boo ******* hoo.

Posted by: LosGatosCA | May 11, 2009 2:34 PM | Report abuse

Trash mouth Rush has obviously met his match in motor mouth Wanda. It's a no contest with Wanda the clear winner. Sykes is not a GOP political lackey but a real entertainer unlike Limbaugh who only pretends to be one.

Rush real job is running what’s left of the GOP into the ground. He recently hid behind the entertainer label to avoid counter attacks from skill operatives such as James Carville and Paul Begala but this would not be an option if he gets into a verbal battle with Wanda Sykes who answers to no party boss. Pity the fool as Wanda would most likely say…

Posted by: Citi_Street | May 11, 2009 2:34 PM | Report abuse

I started reading the comments, then stopped because I couldn't stand the hatred. Maybe one of you once listened to Limbaugh. Maybe. Liberals sure can throw out some ugly stuff.

Posted by: BeckyinMo | May 11, 2009 2:35 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh will go to his grave believing that the Holocaust was a myth, but pro wrestling is real.

Posted by: pecos45 | May 11, 2009 2:35 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is such a big fat idiot I throw up at the sound of his voice.

Posted by: 1oxyovertheline | May 11, 2009 2:35 PM | Report abuse

About the two worst things that can be said about the leading democrats are:Al Franken and Madam Pelosi who has an attention span of a piss ant.

Posted by: a4853916 | May 11, 2009 2:36 PM | Report abuse

Rush is so fat that he was both the 20th and 21st hijacker.
Rush is so fat that if the line was his belt he crossed when he was 5.
How can you cross the line with someone who mocks people with Parkinson's Disease because he disagrees with their politics?

Posted by: exbrown | May 11, 2009 2:36 PM | Report abuse

The characterization of Rush Limbaugh as a cigar aficionado is not entirely correct. While Rush likes cigars, he does not smoke them. Ask any of Rush's ex-wives, and they'll tell you that Rush's cigar REALLY satisfies.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 2:37 PM | Report abuse

Rushs' baby picture was taken by satellite. I'm not sayin' he's fat, but he puts mayonaisse on his aspirin. When Rush sits around the house, he really sits around the house.

Posted by: wbowers | May 11, 2009 2:37 PM | Report abuse

The last time I checked the constitution of the United States gave everyone, including "Rush" the right to express their points of view. However, wishing someone dead simply because you disagree with them is in very poor taste. Example: suggesting that you should go hunting with the former Vice President, would be wrong, satisfying, but wrong.

Posted by: rscott1 | May 11, 2009 2:37 PM | Report abuse

And David Feherty has to apologize to keep his job at CBS. Liberals are in control and it is getting really, really ugly. Just read all the fat jokes to see how ugly.

Posted by: BeckyinMo | May 11, 2009 2:38 PM | Report abuse

Limbaugh, or Limb augh!, is the mouth, the stomach, the colon, the brain, the heart & soul, and any other body part of the GOP.

Posted by: malvo1 | May 11, 2009 2:39 PM | Report abuse

If you can just stop being gay why can't Rush stop being fat?

BTW: think before you respond -- this is not a fat joke.

Posted by: twilightblue | May 11, 2009 2:41 PM | Report abuse

Rush is so fat that the GOP is thinking of getting rid of the elephant and adopting him as their symbol

Posted by: exbrown | May 11, 2009 2:41 PM | Report abuse

Victor Borge's description of an opera mezzo-soprano fits Limburger perfectly . . . .
He's 5'4" . . . lying down!

Posted by: lufrank1 | May 11, 2009 2:43 PM | Report abuse

All this fuss over a DJ.

Posted by: whocares666 | May 11, 2009 2:44 PM | Report abuse

Scientists from CDC were at Rush's studio the other day looking for Pig Zero.

Posted by: thor2 | May 11, 2009 2:44 PM | Report abuse

Two guys are discussing politics over lunch.

First guy: You know, I think Barack Obama is doing an amazing job as president. I hope he can continue with his legislative initiaves and not be blocked by the Republicans. I'm going to donate $100 to the Democratic party.

Second guy: I totally agree with you except I'm going to domate $100 to Rush Limbaugh.

First guy: Ary you nuts? Rush is opposed to anything Obama proposes!

Second guy: That's true but egging Rush on is the surest way drive the Republican party into the ground and give Obama the free hand that he needs.

Posted by: rosapelly | May 11, 2009 2:44 PM | Report abuse

The joke is that a person with only a high school education, who's addicted to drugs, who obviously doesn't take care of his own body is according to Dick Cheney the true mouthpiece of the Republican party. Seriously, if you can't take care of yourself, how can you opine on how to take care of the country. Oh wait, he's a true Republican-->anti-science, anti-technology, and pro-hot air.

Posted by: bhuang2 | May 11, 2009 2:44 PM | Report abuse

gch1946 wrote: '...is less qualified to be VP than Sara Palin.... Rush can't see Russia from his house.'

It hysterical how Leftist tools still don't realize that the "see Russia from my house" line was by Tina Fey impersonating Sarah Palin.

Well, I guess that sort of idiocy goes hand-in-hand with living off the work of others for your entire adult life.

Posted by: NeverLeft | May 11, 2009 2:45 PM | Report abuse

On one show Rush Limbaugh constructs enough Straw men to protect every corn field in the United States. Rush takes leaps of logic that could propel him across the Potomac river as he debates himself, he is a master at the logical fallacy. At the republican "Town Hall" meeting that recently took place a young man actually said that Rush Limbaugh taught history on his show. It is a scary proposition for the country when a man who distorts history as Rush does has a following that doesn't realize his show is entertainment - if you prefere the droll - not journalism.

Posted by: bobjones4 | May 11, 2009 2:51 PM | Report abuse

Rush is the Moses of the Republican Party. He's leading them into the wilderness where they'll wander for forty years...

Posted by: cgroark | May 11, 2009 2:52 PM | Report abuse

rush limbaugh is the dominant figure in the far-right Republican wolfpack because none of the pretender alpha-males can remain conscious after sniffing his rearend.

Posted by: tontosage | May 11, 2009 2:52 PM | Report abuse

The ones complaining are the same ones a few years ago who were belly laughing when Bush was doing his video spoof on finding Weapons of Mass Destruction. I have never seen anything so tasteless from a sitting President. You dont do that while troops are dying from your orders. But the GOP didnt see it that way. They get up in arms when their de facto leader is made fun of. BOO HOO HOOO

Posted by: rharring | May 11, 2009 2:52 PM | Report abuse

With apologies to Mariano Patalinjug

President Obama, not totally averse to extending a hand of friendship to adversaries and enemies of every stripe, invites Rush Limbaugh for dinner at the White House.

Rush accepts.

Here are snatches of their conversation:

Rush: Mr. Obama, I never dreamed that you'd invite me to the White House. Um, dinner.

Obama: Rush, there must be several things which you have not dreamed about.

Rush: Uh, yes, Mr. Obama, please pass the potatoes.

Obama: One of these is that you would not be demonizing me without letup on your radio program.

Rush: Yeh, OK. Whatever. Please pass the butter. Please pass the rolls. Where's dessert?

Posted by: gtinla | May 11, 2009 2:55 PM | Report abuse

Oh yeah how about our vice president Biden who never appears with or makes any comments about Barach H. Oboma's activities.It is pretty obvious he has been to keep his big mouth shut.

Posted by: a4853916 | May 11, 2009 2:55 PM | Report abuse

rush limpaugh talks about this whole country failing just because a black man is now his prez.nothng is off limits, ms sykes is a comedian and there is also such a thing called freedom of speech. the repugs called the dem candidate for prez a terrorist and i'm sure a lot more awful names. hey repugs if you can't take the heat get out of rush'kitchen.also to all the pitiful repugs, the prez's spouse and young daughters are off limits. pick on someone your own size.

Posted by: ninnafaye | May 11, 2009 2:56 PM | Report abuse

I'm no fan of Rush Limbaugh, not by a long shot, and the jokes are pretty good. (Frank57's is the best of the lot.)

But this is way, way beneath the Washington Post. I expect a lot more of a serious newspaper, online or otherwise.

Posted by: JohnPirie | May 11, 2009 2:57 PM | Report abuse

Rush had a lot of role models while growing up--the most prominent was Joseph Goebbels.

Posted by: Rdobrick | May 11, 2009 2:58 PM | Report abuse

Wow. Drug-usage attacks ? fat jokes ? unwashed jokes ?

Liberal tolerance and compassion on full display ?

Rude posters who obviously haven't tuned into Rush.

There is no hate speech allowed. Rush never used Obamas' middle name because supposedly doing so would have branded him a racist. Rush even called Obama a Christian pointing out Obamas 20 years Church attendance when challenged by a caller who claimed Obama was a Muslim.

What does Rush do ? Ridicules politicians mostly Left sometimes Right.

Attacks liberal policies. Defends basic conservative principals (smaller government, lower taxes, fiscal economics, The Constitution, school choice, family values) often forgotten by Republicans and Democrats alike.

Proof ? ALL Rushs transcripts are available at his site for you the doubting Thomas.

Liberals who hate Rush Limbaugh -- why don't you actually listen to his show before bashing him ?

Posted by: pvilso24 | May 11, 2009 2:58 PM | Report abuse

Onn a recent trip I met a lady who said she used to go out with Limbaugh. She also told me she broke up with him because she could not stand his body odor. She said he was fine when he first got out of the shower and doused himself with cologne but that with the least exertion he would sweat extensively and his body really stunk. I notice that when I see him on TV he always tugs at the front of his polo shirt, like he is pulling it, or a bra away from his skin. This sort of supports the excessive sweating, and sticking of clothes, that the lady mentioned.

Posted by: PaulofAnnapolis | May 11, 2009 3:03 PM | Report abuse

The story about him being the 20th hijacker was all a mistake. Rush thought al Qaeda was Caribbean sex club. They had promised him 71 virgins if he helped but he never showed because he didn't have than much Vi@gra.

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 3:05 PM | Report abuse

pvilso24,

Most have listened to his show, and see it for the joke that he and it is. You and his supporters hang on every word like he was Moses coming down from the mountain. Funny how you want us to listen to him, but i bet you dont listen to any other commentators.

Posted by: rharring | May 11, 2009 3:06 PM | Report abuse

Trying to imagine what Rush's breath might smell like after one of his cigars and a heavy steak dinner makes me realize why, with the drugs/weight and all, he appears to be a limply major flop with the ladies.

Posted by: Spectator | May 11, 2009 3:06 PM | Report abuse

Wanda should have made a joke about how its a blessing that Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor and can't drive a car...it makes it much safer for women.

Posted by: JWx2 | May 11, 2009 3:09 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is so fat that he shares his underwear with Meghan McCain.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 3:11 PM | Report abuse

My, My...look at all the libtards rallying around the Dear Leader. Wanda Sykes might be a funny woman but isn't the point of the whole roast to, you know, "roast" the honoree? Or is Bambi too delicate a flower? Still, I love the Obama devotees...squealing like little girls at a Beatles concert...you realy make this too easy.

Posted by: luca_20009 | May 11, 2009 3:12 PM | Report abuse

Although I did submit a one liner, it has since dawned on me that telling jokes about Rush Limbaugh is redundant--like what Robin Williams once said his dog told him about going to the bathroom on the Nation Enquirer.

Posted by: Rdobrick | May 11, 2009 3:13 PM | Report abuse

Calling Rush Limbaugh an 'entertainer' demeans strippers everywhere. The only thing entertaining about him is his medicine cabinet.

Posted by: HarrisTheYounger | May 11, 2009 3:14 PM | Report abuse

Columns and comments like these are why my bookmark for the site is nicknamed: Wash Compost

Posted by: charlie13 | May 11, 2009 3:17 PM | Report abuse

Hey Dana,

I hope your kidneys fail and you die a painful and miserable death.

Hey, why are you getting so sensitive?

I'm a comedian.

It's a joke.

Posted by: Kryon777 | May 11, 2009 3:18 PM | Report abuse

Kudos to Dana Millbank for stirring the pot; undoubtedly there's material here for several columns.

Posted by: ackermancarol | May 11, 2009 3:18 PM | Report abuse

One of the things that has become very clear is that Republicans have no sense of humor. And the more conservative they are the truer this seems. It is refreshing to see a president that can laugh at himself and his staff, admit that he makes mistakes and generally has a relaxed point of view that makes it unnecessary to be on the defensive all of the time. Republicans on the other hand, in the person of Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh, Palin, Gingrich, all of the FOX commentators, etc., etc., seem to have the humor gene missing. They are capable of making fun of others in ways that are demeaning and nasty and that evoke hate and anger. But they are incapable of real humor which conveys a sense of freedom and true enjoyment. Maybe it has to do with their native paranoia and fear. But they really are no fun at all.

Posted by: Jimdandy2 | May 11, 2009 3:19 PM | Report abuse

pvilso24 wrote:
'Liberals who hate Rush Limbaugh -- why don't you actually listen to his show before bashing him ?'

Look, buddy, just because you live in a bubble (the only place a guy like Limbaugh can be seen as something of value to humanity) doesn't mean everyone else does.

Posted by: HarrisTheYounger | May 11, 2009 3:19 PM | Report abuse

Did you hear the one about Obama stating he will finish his next 100 days in 72, and rest on the 73rd....?

...and dems and libs still get mad when others refer to him as the Messiah?

..well, he now thinks he is one!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAH

Posted by: dcwca | May 11, 2009 3:20 PM | Report abuse

Rush is not all that original. Last I heard, he had to steele Jack Benny's Rochester.

Posted by: twstroud | May 11, 2009 3:28 PM | Report abuse

I may be mistaken but on the face of it, it doesn't seem that Rush has found a line that he didn't like, be it a cafeteria, drugstore,or the one to make inappropriate racial and gender comments. I have listened to Rush many times. The comment, in its context, certainly did not cross any line that Rush himself observes in his commentary.

Posted by: mralphat | May 11, 2009 3:29 PM | Report abuse

How about an Obama joke: He is so stupid he thinks Austrians speak Austrian.

Obama is so stupid he thinks there are 57 states.

All this instead of doing a reporter's job, say, like getting a copy of Obama's birth certificate.

It certainly is a full time job defending Obama.

Oh, did you hear the one about the first black president who is opposed to gay marriage?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:29 PM | Report abuse

Have you heard this one?

Whats the difference between Jesus and Obama?

Jesus could actually assemble a cabinet.

Posted by: luca_20009 | May 11, 2009 3:30 PM | Report abuse

Rumors that Rush Limbaugh is actually George Will's adult retarded son are unfounded and a terrible insult to Will's son. George Will's adult retarded son is smarter than Rush.

Despite the fact that the Florida peninsula would rise 3 inches if Rush left the state, former Governor Jeb Bush awarded Rush a 10 year, $100 million contract to continue broadcasting his show from Florida. Why? Meteorologists found that Rush's rants are more effective in blowing the tops off developing hurricanes than El Nino ever was.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:30 PM | Report abuse

Obama can't be the Messiah. Rush already is. Just ask him.

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 3:33 PM | Report abuse

Have you seen Ted Kennedy's new shoes? No, and neither has he, nor has Mary Jo Kopechne.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:33 PM | Report abuse

Rush is so huge that he has his own ZIP code in Florida.

Nielson ratings count Rush as 15 people when doing their survey.

Rush is not leader of the republican party, he IS most the republican party by body weight.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 3:34 PM | Report abuse

Did you hear the one about the ugly fat lesbian Wanda Sykes? No, but I saw her photo. That Buckwheat hair, is hairlarious.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:35 PM | Report abuse

The textile industry could be revived in the Unites States if Rush Limbaugh stipulated that this trousers had to be American-made. Doing so would put 5,000 textiles workers back to work, 3 shifts, full-time to weave and assemble the hundreds of thousand of square years of fabric that Rush's zipcode-sized derriere requires for trousers.

The one place that the textiles can save money is by forgoing any extra fabric for Rush's trouser snake...err...nematode. While Rush dresses right, it's not like anyone without a microscope could notice.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:35 PM | Report abuse

To borrow from Christopher Hitchens on Jerry Fallwell; If you gave Rush Limbaugh an enema he could live in a matchbox.

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 3:36 PM | Report abuse

I heard from an ex girlfriend of Dana Milbank that he is lousy in bed and has a small tinkler. LOL

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:36 PM | Report abuse

Dear Mr. Limbaugh: You are no longer relevant. I have successfully avoided listening to your show (and frequenting your advertisers) for decades, and I hope to continue not listening to your show.

Posted by: Richard-in-PA | May 11, 2009 3:36 PM | Report abuse

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 3:40 PM | Report abuse

I love you Wanda but you could've just quoted the gas bag himself and made an even bigger joke of him.

We're going to let you destroy your life. We're going to make it easy and then all of us who accept the responsibilities of life and don't destroy our lives on drugs, we'll pay for whatever messes you get into."
-- Rush Limbaugh show, Dec. 9, 1993

"I'm appalled at people who simply want to look at all this abhorrent behavior and say people are going to do drugs anyway let's legalize it. It's a dumb idea. It's a rotten idea and those who are for it are purely 100 percent selfish."
-- Rush Limbaugh show, Dec 9, 1993

"If (Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders) wants to legalize drugs, send the people who want to do drugs to London and Zurich, and let's be rid of them.
-- Rush Limbaugh show, Dec 9, 1993

"There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

"What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we're not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too."
-- Rush Limbaugh show, Oct. 5, 1995

Posted by: AverageJane | May 11, 2009 3:40 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy is the Pillsbury Doughboy of the Democrats

There's a reason why Ted Kennedy thinks gas is an inexhaustible resource."

Al Sharpton: Too fat to fail."

Have you ever noticed that Al Gore looks like the love child of Ted Kennedy and a the MichelleObalin


Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:40 PM | Report abuse

milbank...whatever you are suppose to be in journalisim...a reporter a quack, whatever, you are a piece of crap and a wanna be. lol

Posted by: sabestu | May 11, 2009 3:41 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton would have been the 20th hijacker, but canceled when he learned the airlines were going to charge him for a second seat.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:42 PM | Report abuse

The really pathetic thing about this whole ordeal is this administration's weird preoccupation with Limbaugh. He's a radio talk show host. He is not an elected official. He can't make laws or introduce legislation. You would think teleprompter boy and his minions would have something better to waste all their energy on. But then again this is what Dems do best. Find something to divert the moronic public's attention away from their socialistic policies.

Posted by: theBozyn | May 11, 2009 3:42 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton is so fat, to get him into the production booth they have to butter the inside of the door and hold cocaine on the other side.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:42 PM | Report abuse

Rush was the 20th hijacker. The pilot threw him off the plane because he couldn't get lift-off.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 3:43 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton is so fat, to get him into the production booth they have to butter the inside of the door and hold a bucket of fried chicken on the other side.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:43 PM | Report abuse

Barak Hussein Obama is so stupid, he went to Australia and said they spoke Australian.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:44 PM | Report abuse

The 20th hijacker was actually out buying pills for Rush at the time, and couldn't make his connecting flight to Boston.

Rush is the first driver who qualifies for the new widescreen Real ID.

Rush couldn't have been the 20th hijacker -- he was already higher than a kite.

Rush will be the first person to admit that he has a weight problem, also the second, third and fourth.

Posted by: hlabadie | May 11, 2009 3:45 PM | Report abuse

Baraka Hussein Obama wanted to go to Ireland, but his protocol office couldn't find an Irish translator.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:45 PM | Report abuse

Baraka Hussein Obama went to New Zealand and was surprised he could understand New Zealandese.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:46 PM | Report abuse

Better Wanda Sykes line:

"Rush wants Obama to fail. I hope Rush fails. His next court-ordered drug test."

or

"...His next post-sex-tourism cavity search."

or

"...His next right wing dog whistle hearing test."

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 3:47 PM | Report abuse

Barney Frank is a normal guy, just like you and me. He pulls his leather chaps on one leg at a time."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:47 PM | Report abuse

Barney frank is a real patriot. I heard he donated blood for the swine flu vaccine, but the Red Cross rejected it.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:49 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is so desperate to remain in the closet that he asked Wanda Sykes to be his beard.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:49 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy is so fat that he's now the poster boy for pork barrel spending.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:49 PM | Report abuse

If republicans stopped clinging to guns and religion, what would Rush Limbaugh broadcasts sound like?

Like the sound of one hand clapping.

Posted by: washingtonpost31 | May 11, 2009 3:50 PM | Report abuse

Q: What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and the captain of the Hindenburg? A: Nothing, neither can steer properly and someone died because of it.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:51 PM | Report abuse

Barney Frank is a normal guy, just like you and me. He pulls his leather chaps on one leg at a time."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009

...but occasionally pauses to offer combat18 guidance while combat18 is servicing Barney.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:51 PM | Report abuse

Dana Milbank. He hopes Bush fails. I hope his kidneys fail.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:52 PM | Report abuse

What is funnier than Barney Frank in Osama Bin Laden's harem? Wanda Sykes in Osama Bin Laden's harem.

What is the difference between the two? Barney Frank is enjoying it.

What is bad about Wanda Sykes in Osama Bin Laden's harem? The sexual harrassement complaints from the other women.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:54 PM | Report abuse

If combat18 had driven a Volkswagen Beetle, his sister would be alive today.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:54 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy should run for president, again. His motto -- a chicken in every pot, and a car in every lake.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:55 PM | Report abuse

Uh, Bush did fail. And it wasn't very funny. Not according to my 401(k).

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 3:56 PM | Report abuse

Did you hear that Ted Kennedy married Susan Smith? Yeah, they had something in common, both were better smimmers than their passengers.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:57 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh and George W. Bush have been signed to star in a remake of the movie "Dumb and Dumber." One problem: both Rush and Dubya want to play Dumber.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:57 PM | Report abuse

401(k) is actually the measure or Rush's weight: 401 kilograms.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 3:59 PM | Report abuse

Please don't call Rush Limbaugh a pig. It's very insulting to the pig.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 3:59 PM | Report abuse

Have you ever noticed that Ted Kennedy looks like the love child of Barney Frank and Al Gore?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 3:59 PM | Report abuse

Al Gore would have been the 20th hijacker, but canceled when he learned the airlines were going to charge him for a second seat

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:00 PM | Report abuse

Rightwing nuts are going nuts over "politically incorrect" fat jokes about Limbaugh.....

I guess everyone is offended depending on "whose Cow" you are joking about...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:00 PM | Report abuse

Chuck Norris uses Rush for heavy bag workouts. Very...heavy...bag.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:01 PM | Report abuse

Rush limbaugh doesn't believe in climate change, because he's the last dodo.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 4:02 PM | Report abuse

Al Gore was going to be the 20th hijacker, until he learned he had to fly commercial.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:02 PM | Report abuse

Why is Ted Kennedy so jealous of Obama?

Obama can walk on water.

Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment

Posted by: luca_20009 | May 11, 2009 4:02 PM | Report abuse

Michelle Obama's but is so huge that even Sirmixalot said no more big but.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:03 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh wanted to be the 20th hijacker but that would have caused swine flu.

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 4:03 PM | Report abuse

What do you get when you cross Rush with a pig?
Nothing.
Pigs will only go so far.

Posted by: edeckel | May 11, 2009 4:03 PM | Report abuse

Q:Why did Rush Limbaugh cross the street?
A: To buy Oxycontin from his dealer, that's why.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 4:04 PM | Report abuse

Did you see Michelle Obama's $540 sneakers? No, the press covered them up.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:04 PM | Report abuse

The reason that Rush Limbaugh hates Hollywood is that years ago, Rush auditioned for a part in Star Wars. George Lucas turned down Rush, saying that he already had a more photogenic casting for Jabba the Hut. if only George Lucas had hired Rush Limbaugh to be Jabba the Hut, the world would be a very different place...except for Carrie Fischer, who would have become alcoholic at the thought of a romantic scene with Rush.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:04 PM | Report abuse

Limbaugh is not worried about rising water level...he knows he will float...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:05 PM | Report abuse

Michelle Obama's but is so big, they hid Barak's birth certificate there.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:05 PM | Report abuse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To escape before Rush swallowed it whole...before Rush swallowed combat18's hole.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:06 PM | Report abuse

Michelle Obama's but is so big, they hid Barak's birth certificate there.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:05 PM

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Rush's buttt is soooo big that he had to steal a "t" from Michele Obama's butt to spell it.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:07 PM | Report abuse

The reason that Al Sharpton hates Jews is that years ago, Al auditioned for a part in Star Wars. George Lucas turned down Al, saying that he already had a more photogenic casting for Jabba the Hut. if only George Lucas had hired Al Sharpton to be Jabba the Hut, the world would be a very different place...except for Carrie Fischer, who would have become alcoholic at the thought of a romantic scene with Al Sharpton.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:07 PM | Report abuse

Did you see Michelle Obama's $540 sneakers? They were right next to John McCain's $520 Ferragamo Loafers.

Posted by: yellojkt | May 11, 2009 4:07 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh lost an uncle in the Holocaust. He fell out of a guard tower. (First heard in reference to Pat Buchanan...but it fits Limbaugh much better.)

Posted by: Quixotic | May 11, 2009 4:08 PM | Report abuse

What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and Osama bin Laden?

Kennedy hasn't killed as many innocent women.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:09 PM | Report abuse

Rush is a real hero of 9/11. He accidentally ate the 20th hijacker.

Dick Cheney prefers Rush as the head of the Republican Party. But, then, Darth Vader also had a soft spot for exploding Death Stars.

Posted by: hlabadie | May 11, 2009 4:09 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh, as head of the Republican Party, is less qualified to be VP than Sara Palin.... Rush can't see Russia from his house.
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Actually Sarah can see Rush from her house, from Russia, from space...

Posted by: sux123 | May 11, 2009 4:09 PM | Report abuse

What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and Osama bin Laden?

Osama is the only killer in the family.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:10 PM | Report abuse

What's the difference between combat18 and Osama bin Laden?

Osama Bin Laden hasn't killed as many innocent women.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:11 PM | Report abuse

What's the difference between combat18 and Osama bin Laden?

Osama never raped his sisters.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:12 PM | Report abuse

What do Martha Moxley and Mary Jo Kopechne have in common?

The last thing they saw was a Kennedy Klan.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:13 PM | Report abuse

Did you see Michelle Obama's $540 sneakers? No, the press covered them up.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:04 PM

Did you see Michelle Obama's $540 sneakers? No, they were hidden behind Condi Rice's $1500 Manolo Blaniks. You know those shoes, the ones she bought while New Orleans was drowning?

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 4:14 PM | Report abuse

Why Limbaugh hates nature....it left him with no child after several tries....even nature knows which gene pools will pollute the mankind

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:14 PM | Report abuse

Sometimes I feel sorry for Limbaugh being the butt of some many jokes. When I do that, I watch the video of Rush mocking Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s disease, and I get over it.

Posted by: DonJasper | May 11, 2009 4:14 PM | Report abuse

What do you get when you cross Baraka Hussein Obama with a pig?

Nothing, the pig considers Baraka unclean.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:15 PM | Report abuse

Why did not Baraka Hussein Obama order the immediate rescue of the Captain of the Maersk Alamaba?

He never goes against family.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:16 PM | Report abuse

Q: What do Ann Coulter and combat18 have in common?

A: They both know what Rush Limbaugh's rectum tastes like.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:17 PM | Report abuse

Why did the Burger King kick Michelle Obama out?


They like square but, not big but.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:17 PM | Report abuse

What do you get when you cross Rush Limbaugh with a pig?
Nothing. Because Rush already ate the pig.

Posted by: August30 | May 11, 2009 4:17 PM | Report abuse

Why is Michelle Obama jealous of Asian women?

Small buts and bigger breasts.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:18 PM | Report abuse

Q: What do Sean Hannity and combat18 have in common?

A: An intimate knowledge of the topography of Rush Limbaugh's frenulum.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:18 PM | Report abuse

why Osama did not choose Limbaugh as 20th hijacker....

Limbaugh was assigned the bigger objective of destroying the US economy, train christian Talibans, and spread disease through out America.

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:19 PM | Report abuse

Q: What do sasquatchbigfoot and Chris Matthews have in common?

A: They both know what Barak Obama's rectum tastes like.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:19 PM | Report abuse

Q: Why are Michelle Obama's arms her best feature?

A: Because we saw the rest of her.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:21 PM | Report abuse

Reading all of these comments is very enlightening. Most of these comments are on par with Wanda Sykes's. We have a culture of hate on a new level. We don't burn crosses anymore, but we just are still full of irrational hate. I grew up with Martin Luther King as my hero. He would be ashamed of the culture today that has no character, and abuses the freedom he died fighting for all Americans to have. Our culture has no line to cross, nothing is off limits in damaging another human being. Our culture is now wallowing in it's wickedness and is blind to it's own disgrace.

Posted by: 1djn | May 11, 2009 4:21 PM | Report abuse

Chris Matthews had a thrill up his leg because of Obama.

Obama's mouth was dripping white liquid because of Chris Matthews.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:22 PM | Report abuse

What do Chris Matthews and Dana Milbank have in common?

Jungle fevah.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:23 PM | Report abuse

Why does Obama cause Chris Matthews to have a thrill up his leg?

Have you seen Barney Frank?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:25 PM | Report abuse

Why do athiests believe in Hope and Change?

Because even idiots have to believe in something.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:26 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy is so fat that he shares his underwear with Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:27 PM | Report abuse

Why is there global warming?

Because of Al Gore's hot air.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:28 PM | Report abuse

OK, give this Limbaugh guy the license to fart! Can't you see he is about to blow out?

Posted by: skata3 | May 11, 2009 4:28 PM | Report abuse

Sorry, Dana, but this thread has turned into an ugly morass. Isn't it time to shut this thing down?

Posted by: mgd_paris | May 11, 2009 4:29 PM | Report abuse

One thing many have forgotten is that Dana Milbank is primarily a journalist."

He's a jounalist who presents himself as a comedian.

I'd wager a majority of his readership doesn't make the distinction.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:29 PM | Report abuse

For Mother's Day, combat18 gave his mother a picture of the troop ships she used to swim after. Now if only combat18 can find his father in time for Father's Day.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:31 PM | Report abuse

One thing many have forgotten is that combat18 is primarily a sheep porker.

He's a sheep porker who presents himself as a right wingnut.

I'd wager a majority of his readership doesn't make the distinction.

Posted by: combat18's sheep girlfriend | May 11, 2009 4:29 PM

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:32 PM | Report abuse

What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a North Atlantic iceberg?

The iceberg wasn’t paid millions to sink a party.

Posted by: Bobzim1 | May 11, 2009 4:33 PM | Report abuse

An American soldier enters a cave and finds Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barak Obama, and Osama Bin Laden.

He shots Obama, Reid and Pelosi.

Obama says, why didn't you shoot me?

The soldier says because at least you never tried to stab me in the back.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:35 PM | Report abuse

Opps.

An American soldier enters a cave and finds Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barak Obama, and Osama Bin Laden.

He shots Obama, Reid and Pelosi.

Osama says, why didn't you shoot me?

The soldier says because at least you never tried to stab me in the back.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:37 PM | Report abuse

Sasquatchbigfoot is the missing john from Barney Frank's escort service.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:38 PM | Report abuse

Not that there is anything wrong with that. Even Baraka Hussein Obama supports gay marriage.

Opps, Obama doesn't support your marriage sasquatchbigfoot. Sorry.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:40 PM | Report abuse

Why don't they let Ted Kennedy drive a school bus?

There are laws against child endangerment.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:42 PM | Report abuse

Why does saquatchbigfoot have such a big name?

To make up for smaller things.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:43 PM | Report abuse

Vice Dick and the Oxycontin Boy are now such pals that Vice Dick has invited Oxy Boy quail hunting. Oxy, I suggest you wear as much bright orange material as you can find and run like hell..

Posted by: jonmat | May 11, 2009 4:43 PM | Report abuse

Q: Why are liberal Democrats like sasquatchbigfoot homophobic?

A: They self-loathing.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:44 PM | Report abuse

Right wing hate radio terrorists like to cloak themselves as simply being "entertainers". That's what they will say in a court of law, if push came to shove.

For all practical purpose, calling these extremists "entertainers" is as transparent as calling torture "enhanced interrigation techniques".

Oopps, someone didn't get the word that they are man caused disasters.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:46 PM | Report abuse

Did you hear that Janet Reno and Janet Napalitano were kidnapped by Al Queda, but then released?

Yes, Osama could not stand the complaints from his wives about the sexual harrassment they suffered.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:48 PM | Report abuse

OK, how about:

Rush's man-boobs aren't from being so fat, they developed after he misread the label and took Oxytocin by mistake.

Posted by: Bobzim1 | May 11, 2009 4:49 PM | Report abuse

How can you cross the line with someone who mocks people with addiction because he disagrees with their politics?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:50 PM | Report abuse

The bad news is that combat18's mother abandoned him when he was a young.

The good news is that, whenever combat18 feels the need for mothering, he buys a box of Summer's Eve and gazes lovingly at the contents.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:52 PM | Report abuse

Michael J. Fox was going to be the 20th hijacker, but he kept dropping his box cutter.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:52 PM | Report abuse

Janet Reno was going to be the 20th hijacker, but she kept forgeting what flight she was supposed to be on.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:53 PM | Report abuse

Why did Larry Craig went into the Airport stall...

He though he smalled Limbaugh cigar...

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:53 PM | Report abuse

The Army had to make a literacy exception when they took combat18. Combat18 considers "harass" to be two words.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:54 PM | Report abuse

Janet Reno was going to arrest the 9/11 hijackers while they were training in the U.S., but changed her mind when they decided to bomb the Pentagon not an abortion clinic.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:54 PM | Report abuse

Famous democrats, Alger Hiss, William Ayers, Bernadine Dohrn. LOL, party of treason and terrorism.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:56 PM | Report abuse

Combat18 wanted to be the 20th hijacker, but even Al Qaeda has recruitment standards.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot | May 11, 2009 4:56 PM | Report abuse

Why did Limbaugh never showed up to become 20th hijacker...

He just got scared like he did during Vietnam ware and never showed up

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:56 PM | Report abuse

Did you hear that Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn were going to be the 20th and 21st hijackers?

Yeah, but Mohammed Atta said Bernadine was haraam and then Bill and Berny took their boxcutters and went home.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 4:58 PM | Report abuse

Why Limbaugh could not procreate...

He ate them as soon as they were born

Posted by: SeedofChange | May 11, 2009 4:58 PM | Report abuse

Sykes wasn't the first woman of color to hurt Rush's feelings. He is still angry at all non-whites (they're all the same to him) because Whoopi Goldberg spurned his advances, many years ago. Boy, will he will be devastated when he hears about Ted Danson.

Oh yeah, he hates lesbians so much because of the many many women who have preemptively fended off any interest he might have in them by offering the line, "You should know that I'm gay." Just the thought of his approach sends shutters of fear down their spines; thus explaining why he hears the line so often.

Posted by: JudgeJim | May 11, 2009 4:59 PM | Report abuse

All 'jokes' about Comrade Obama are over the line. The Great Leader is infallible and nothing about him is funny.

To joke about him will cause to be purged from the party and/or need to grovel on your face, as so many others have done.

Of course, if you're a patriotic American who values free speech, all that will happen is a listing in Janet Napalitano's Right Wing Extremist Lexicon.

Oh, and by the way, I hope Wanda Sykes dies stoning for adultry.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:00 PM | Report abuse

Why did Baraka Hussein Obama reject the name Barry Soeto? Because it wasn't his slave name.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:01 PM | Report abuse

Rush was planning to be the 20th hijacker until he realized he'd have to fly commercial.

Posted by: TonyQ82 | May 11, 2009 5:02 PM | Report abuse

What did Baraka Hussein Obama's mother die of?

Paper poisoning. She just had to destroy that last copy of the original birth certificate.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:02 PM | Report abuse

Why do you know Michelle Obama is ghetto? Because her shoes cost more than the rest of her outfit.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:03 PM | Report abuse

Why did Baraka Hussein Obama send his daughters to an all white private school?

Because he did not want them pregant before they graduated.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:04 PM | Report abuse

That's all folks. My work here is done. About to be banned, just like racist books like Tom Saywer.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 5:05 PM | Report abuse

Hey Milbank, you remember that stupid article you wrote about how mean spirited and angry Republicans are after you went to a Palin rally and provoked them on purpose?

Why don't you write an article about how mean spirited and angry your leftist buddies are after reading the obnoxious comments on this thread?

Posted by: Peejay | May 11, 2009 5:09 PM | Report abuse

Combat18 is so brilliant he thinks Tom Sawyer is a book. Combat18, how insane are you? Do you really think posting on a internet thread is akin to combat?

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 5:17 PM | Report abuse

The freedom to voice one's opinion, no matter how extremist, is absolutely necessary for any nation that wants to call itself a real democracy. What amazes me is how much credence the Republican party brass actually gives this guy. Have they really become that desperate? Hard core extremists usually fit into one of two categories, they're either some degree of nuts, or they're a charlatan. I believe Rush is the latter. If he really had to stand up and fight, with a chance of losing everything, for what he says he believes in, he'd shrivel up and disappear faster than a hot air balloon that lost its burner.

Posted by: clfrdj | May 11, 2009 5:18 PM | Report abuse

Q: What's the difference between Rush and an orca whale?


A: About twenty pounds and a GOP sweatshirt.

Posted by: Anadromous2 | May 11, 2009 5:21 PM | Report abuse

Is this clever?

Posted by: potfry | May 11, 2009 5:21 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is living proof that birth control is only 99% effective.

Posted by: UrbanCrab | May 11, 2009 5:22 PM | Report abuse

Oooh, Combat18, did something hit a nerve? I guess you didn't see the WHCD a number of years ago, say 2004 or 2005, when GWB did jokes about not finding WMD. Wow - that's all I had to say when I saw it on TV. Might have been funny, except that thousands of our young troops died looking for them. And your shorts are in a wad because someone dares to say to Limbaugh what he says about them? Wow.

Oh, and you're not up to speed on Al Sharpton - he's as gaunt as could be, but now I guess you'll be posting cancer jokes about Ted Kennedy and Elizabeth Edwards. You're in the wrong place - this isn't the foxnews.com hatefest.

Posted by: nativenewjerseyan | May 11, 2009 5:29 PM | Report abuse

The only problem in wishing kidney failure on Rush is that he'd then steal some poor bastard's kidneys.

Posted by: Anadromous2 | May 11, 2009 5:33 PM | Report abuse

Awwwwww ... poor widdle Rush Limbaugh. That mean Wanda lady hurt his widdle feelers.
Too damned bad. Limbaugh has made himself a humor target.
If he can't take the heat, well ... then there's always an island in the Carribean with plenty of underage diversions, right?

Posted by: vegasgirl1 | May 11, 2009 5:34 PM | Report abuse

A sure way to find out which Republicans are doing something right is to check which are most consistently attacked in papers like the Post. Palin is one. Limbaugh is another. They must be doing something right to attract so much venomous attention!

Posted by: gmdim | May 11, 2009 5:35 PM | Report abuse

Rush was the 20th hijacker. He just never made it on the plane.*

*Note to terrorist hijackers - make a seat reservation. Flying standby is not reliable.

Posted by: Daemonic | May 11, 2009 5:40 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh is a "BIG FAT DRUG ADDICTED LOSER". Wanda Sykes was mild in mine and others peoples opinion. I understand why the MSM has to kiss his "FAT BUTT", because he's got the Money. But that isn't the hard working fair minded Americans problem. Limbaugh is a cruel joke on the American people. But he's a pretty funny republican leader.

Posted by: bigjonmustafa | May 11, 2009 5:40 PM | Report abuse

I see the Kansas City Royals are finally pretty good again. It took only 25 years for the stench of Rush's association with the team to fully dissipate.

Posted by: koolkat_1960 | May 11, 2009 5:42 PM | Report abuse

Why did combat18 cross the road?

To tell dozens of unfunny jokes to some poor sap who hadn't had the pleasure of reading them on this board.

Posted by: koolkat_1960 | May 11, 2009 5:44 PM | Report abuse

A few of Rush's fear-filled sheep have posted comments here, some claiming that we who are posting haven't listened to their prophet's words, implying that we know not whom we trash. Sadly, in my ignorant youth, I did listen regularly, for several years, to the self-boasting diatribes of Mr. Limp.ball(surely he is missing one). This was a period that I also was a practicing hypocrite who thought only those disagreeing with my theology were hypocrites.

When I first started to read these posts today, I was surprised at how clever, vicious AND NUMEROUS these anti-Rush posts have been. [Same for the anti-liberal posts.] However, when I think about how hateful, insidious, and insensitive his ill-disguised propaganda has been for so many years, the reactions expressed here become very understandable. Rush and his sheep really are offensive. Obviously, Dana Milbank has offered many of us the first opportunity to publically express our anger at all that he and his kind, represent: Blind selfish fear run riot.

I loved the suggestion of giving $100 to his cause so that (in my word) he can continue to be the GOP's suicide bomber blowing his own bomb-making factory to smithereens. (All puns intended.)

After the explosion, I sure hope that the sane, moderate survivors who used to be called moderate Republicans can start up a new political perty for themselves, without being drug down by Godless extremists claiming to be Godly people.

Our country needs diversity, not extremism.

Posted by: JudgeJim | May 11, 2009 5:47 PM | Report abuse

Stop it, all of you!

Rush isn't fat; he's fulsome.

Posted by: wgmadden | May 11, 2009 5:48 PM | Report abuse

Republicans were surprised to learn that President Obama wants to rename Kilauea volcano in his home state Hawaii after Rush. At least, that's how the White House is explaining the president's description of Rush as "a big hole that regularly vents noxious fumes into the air."

Rush dresses up like Tony Soprano every week when he puts out the trash. That way he doesn't have to explain the horse carcasses in his garbage.

Posted by: hlabadie | May 11, 2009 5:49 PM | Report abuse

Dana,

WTF? Is the Washington Post a news organization or DailyKOS? Just when I think you've hit a new low, like the ode to Michelle's bare arms, the Post digs deeper. Please, somebody tell me again the MSM's left wing bias is a myth. Dana, I hope your kidneys are fine, but I wish the Washington Post fails.

Posted by: BagODoughnuts | May 11, 2009 5:51 PM | Report abuse

Another super job of the Washington Post reporting. Now, you are looking for bloggers to do your job for you. This is another classless example of the White House going after a civilian and the Washington Post following suit. Typical democratic method; attack and disregard the facts. If you wanna bust on Rush for his past addictions, please equally bust on your buddy Obama for all his well documented drug use.

Posted by: SirLoinofBeef | May 11, 2009 5:51 PM | Report abuse

So, George Bush, Rush Limbaugh, and Sarah Palin were on a plane.

I bet you thought the next line would be about there being only two parachutes or something like that.

In fact, the joke is that Rush is so fat, when he went to the back of the plane to take a dump, the ensuing weight shift was so great that the plane crashed before anyone could get into one of the parachutes. Everyone was killed.

Posted by: koolkat_1960 | May 11, 2009 5:53 PM | Report abuse

Barack Obama represents what is best in America and Rush and his supporters represent what is worst. The bottom line is that more Americans voted for Obama than voted McCain and the Republican party is stumbling around like Rush when he runs out of oxycontin. Rush Limbaugh represents what is ugliest in America and if the comments he gets are vicious he is just reaping what he has sown. Rush represents the party of resentment. I hope the Republicans continue to follow him down the toilet into irrelevance. Soon the Republican party will be able to hold their national convention behind the beer stand at NASCAR.

Posted by: exbrown | May 11, 2009 5:55 PM | Report abuse

Thanks, Dana, for your sarcasm. What a sad, bitter thread.

Posted by: dudh | May 11, 2009 5:58 PM | Report abuse

Rush couldn't have been the 20th hijacker, because the Super Jumbo Jets hadn't even made their test flights by then.

Posted by: hlabadie | May 11, 2009 5:59 PM | Report abuse

Combat 18: I know you never saw combat nor are you a veteran or active duty military member.

I am a veteran and no one associated with the military is a disgusting as you. The only combat you've ever seen is your sister beating you up.

Shame on you for denigrating the men and women serving in our armed forces.

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 6:08 PM | Report abuse

This is another classless example of the White House going after a civilian and the Washington Post following suit. Typical democratic method; attack and disregard the facts. If you wanna bust on Rush for his past addictions, please equally bust on your buddy Obama for all his well documented drug use.

Posted by: SirLoinofBeef | May 11, 2009 5:51 PM

The occupant of the White House IS a civilian. I think you mean private citizen but Rush Limbaugh is a public figure not a private citizen as such, he is fair game.

What is it with you sensitive conservatives?

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 6:10 PM | Report abuse

HEY WANDA...

IS IT FUNNY THAT PEOPLE HELD HANDS WHILE LEAPING TO THEIR DEATHS FROM A 100 STORY BURNING BUILDING?

YOU'RE A PATHETIC LIBERAL ATTACK DOG LOSER..

GO TO HELL....

Posted by: xinunus | May 11, 2009 6:12 PM | Report abuse

A sure way to find out which Republicans are doing something right is to check which are most consistently attacked in papers like the Post. Palin is one. Limbaugh is another. They must be doing something right to attract so much venomous attention!

Posted by: gmdim | May 11, 2009 5:35 PM

Whew! That certainly explains why such hateful and venomous things are being posted about President and Mrs. Obama!

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 6:13 PM | Report abuse

HEY WANDA...

IS IT FUNNY THAT PEOPLE HELD HANDS WHILE LEAPING TO THEIR DEATHS FROM A 100 STORY BURNING BUILDING?

YOU'RE A PATHETIC LIBERAL ATTACK DOG LOSER..

GO TO HELL....

Posted by: xinunus | May 11, 2009 6:12 PM

NO!! AND IT WASN'T FUNNY WHEN THE PRISONERS AT ABU GHRAIB WERE STACKED UP NUDE AND CHAINED LIKE DOGS AND THEIR DEAD BODIES POSED WITH EITHER!!!

I THINK YOU BEAT MS. SYKES TO HELL....

Posted by: arancia12 | May 11, 2009 6:15 PM | Report abuse

Drug addiction is a very serious subject and hardly anything to laugh about. Unless you publicly called for drug users to go to jail and then turned out to be using drugs illegally. That's funny!

Being overweight hasn't been funny since Louie Anderson was big in the 80's. But then you, yourself have to be big to get away with the jokes.

Terrorism jokes aren't really funny, unless you are using the President's middle name in the punch line.

Rush Limbaugh is really, really funny because he is only a windbag. No substance. He blows one way, he blows the other way. Rush Limbaugh put the chicken on top of the weather main.

He says that we must support a President during time of war, he says that he hopes President Obama fails. He has no guests on his show and only lets the callers through that disagree who can't formulate a complete sentence.

He is the cowardly lion without the friends. He is the town drunk without the booze. He is the town crier without the facts. He is the scab that won't heal, the beer that's all foam, the foreign language without the translator. He plays on the legitimate fears of well-meaning people and makes their fears seem more important than reality.

The worst thing about Pres Obama is that the blowhards who have nothing to add to the conversation get the bully pulpit for a while and free-thinking Americans have to suffer their nonsense.

Let's ignore their ilk and concentrate on the captain, the ship, and the horizon. Let the blowhards fill the sails and carry us onward!

Posted by: farkdawg | May 11, 2009 6:17 PM | Report abuse

HA HA HA. Good one Millbank. You are just so clever and courageous and brave, can I add brave?

Now let's try another one.

How about coming up with some Obama jokes? No?

Oops does that cross a line? Well based on your sycophancy surrounding anything Obama, yeah I guess it would.

Posted by: bandmom22 | May 11, 2009 6:22 PM | Report abuse

Why do this event? Politics and humor always clash. Now you have to tell politically correct jokes? I know someone killed on 9-11 and 9-11 jokes don't bother me. Humor always tackles painful things. Get over it. Go Wanda!

Posted by: rcvinson64 | May 11, 2009 6:32 PM | Report abuse

I was driving down the street the other day and I ran right into Rush Limbaugh. He yelled, "Why didn't you go around me?" I told him I didn't think I had enough gas!

Thank you Rodney Dangerfield.

Posted by: KennyBoy | May 11, 2009 6:47 PM | Report abuse

The Fat Man named Limbaugh
Looked at the samples that we sent
And furrowed his brow

You would never believe that
He'd tasted royalty and fame
If you saw him now

But his sense of taste is such that he'll distinguish with his tongue
The subtleties a spectrograph would miss

And then announce his decision
While demanding his reward
The jellyfish kiss

--Apologies to Eno

Posted by: Jumper1 | May 11, 2009 6:49 PM | Report abuse

Rush: on sub prime loan from God.


Posted by: layofflist | May 11, 2009 7:03 PM | Report abuse

Reading these comments... Joke's on you!! Ha Ha!

Posted by: willdill78 | May 11, 2009 7:06 PM | Report abuse

Nothing new here Milbank.

Like most of your columns Dana, I have to fill in the blanks, with the truth.

Posted by: dashriprock | May 11, 2009 7:07 PM | Report abuse

There is a line that was crossed? A LINE?!?

Rush Limbaugh advocates invading countries based on nothing but lies.

He supports torture.

During wartime he declares he's sacrificing too much in taxes while soldiers are sacrificing their lives.

AND he wants the President of the United States to fail?

And some comic crossed a line with him?

If we crossed a line, then he's crossed through four time zones with a trunk full of kidnapped babies in the trunk.

A line was crossed and his widdle fweewings were hurt?

What are his feelings made of? Moon pies, cotton candy and overinflated balloons?

Maybe wanting his kidneys to fail was just the wrong joke.

Real Americans would rather see his bladder fail.

Posted by: colonelpanic | May 11, 2009 7:14 PM | Report abuse

He wasn't the 20th hijacker. He was the fourth jumbo jet they were going to use, but for some reason didn't.

Posted by: jackson92135 | May 11, 2009 7:21 PM | Report abuse

OK. Alright. I see how this works; but let's see if we can have some fun. Let's see if turnabout REALLY IS fair play:

Q: What would you call Wanda Sykes at a Klan rally?
A: Extra crispy

Q: What does Wanda Sykes say to a woman she likes?
A: Lesbe friends!

Q: What do you have when Barack Obama and Wanda Sykes are in the same room?
A: Two people who don’t do dick.

Wanda Sykes: What Buckwheat would look and sound like if he had been a girl

Q: What would an unborn child say about Barry & Wanda as comedians?
A: “They kill me.”

Holy mackerel Kingfish, Amos ‘n’ Andy ain’t got nuthin’ on Barry ‘n’ Wanda!

Q: What is Wanda Sykes’ favorite brand of gum?
A: Chicklets

Q: What drink did they serve at the head table last night that is the favorite drink of Liberals?
A: Haterade

Posted by: Moonbats | May 11, 2009 7:25 PM | Report abuse

RUSH LIMP TO HIS MANY DOCTORS:

i decline,
i dont sin,
stop selling me
that oxycontin!!

Posted by: willemkraal | May 11, 2009 7:28 PM | Report abuse

Rush is indeed one of a kind. Or perhaps two.

Rush was happier when Bush was president -- of course, he was doped up on oxycontin at the time...

Posted by: belltower | May 11, 2009 7:41 PM | Report abuse

Everyone knows Rush L is al-Qaeda.

He hates America, wants us to fail, and has ill will against our President.

Plus, stick a turban on him, and he looks like one of those mullahs.

Posted by: WillSeattle | May 11, 2009 7:45 PM | Report abuse

Rush denies he's the defacto head of the GOP. That's true. He's the ass.

Posted by: LibbySpencer | May 11, 2009 7:47 PM | Report abuse

Rush doesn't have pets, cause they know you can't train an old republican.

Rush's landscaper, replaced the sod with astro turf, after he found rush grazing!

Rush doesn't drink kool-ade, 'cause he can't figure out how to get two quarts of water
in that tiny envelope!

The last time I seen a mouth like rush's,
there was a fish hook in it.

Rush doesn't swim in the ocean, whalers mistake him for a beluga!


Rush eats for two, his wife is lost in his fat folds.

Rush and bush sitting in a tree,
k i s s i n g !

The more republicans I meet the better I
like my dog!

Posted by: victorlove1 | May 11, 2009 7:58 PM | Report abuse

You on the American left have become defined by your rage and hate. This is very sad. I'm sorry for you; but, there is hope. Modern pharmacology brings many new solutions that can help you. Please see your doctor. Your suffering is so unnecessary.

Posted by: cwejohnson | May 11, 2009 8:02 PM | Report abuse

Limp is a racist, college dropout, Oxycontin addict, whose greatest accomplishment is buying his way out of a felony conviction. He has failed at marriage three times. He has never served anything except his obese ego. AND he is the leader of the Republican Party. Now that's funny!!

Posted by: CharacterCounts | May 11, 2009 8:22 PM | Report abuse

so its ok to call obama a muslim terrorist but not rush? No, that crosses the line....

Posted by: Chops2 | May 11, 2009 8:25 PM | Report abuse

Rumor has it that Rush is going to Iraq to entertain the troops.

The only hitch is that he's going to Camp Liberty dressed as Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: not_fifty | May 11, 2009 8:30 PM | Report abuse

Rush Limbaugh...

I hope his cochlear implants fail!

Said with love. Surely to hear his own voice is torture.

Posted by: dadada | May 11, 2009 8:31 PM | Report abuse

They say the truth hides in anagrams...
Rush Limbaugh = Hum...Bush Grail; Huh, Sugar Limb?; and my favorite: Him hauls grub!

Posted by: TEHS | May 11, 2009 8:32 PM | Report abuse

To me, Rush will always be a Big Fat Idiot...

and the guy who had the guts to say it 10 years ago is about to become a senator.

Maybe there is hope for us after all?


Posted by: rwolf01 | May 11, 2009 9:18 PM | Report abuse


I fail to see the humor in wishing someone dies of kidney failure.

Posted by: gvcason | May 11, 2009 9:18 PM | Report abuse

Sad bitter people, these liberals...

Posted by: cwejohnson | May 11, 2009 9:20 PM | Report abuse

What is black and white and red all over? Rush's new checkered hemorrhoid pillow.

Posted by: steveboyington | May 11, 2009 9:24 PM | Report abuse


Your mama's so fat that even Rush Limbaugh looked at her and said "Whoa!".

Posted by: phoenixresearch | May 11, 2009 9:35 PM | Report abuse

Rush is so fat that when he attempted to hijack a commercial airliner on 9/11 he got stuck in the cockpit door.

Rush Limbaugh is so dumb that he thinks war heroes are people who get draft deferments because of anal warts.

Rush Limbaugh is such an effective punchline that when you mention his name, you don't even need a set-up.

Here's a joke, it goes like this:

Rush Limbaugh.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted by: JPRS | May 11, 2009 9:47 PM | Report abuse

Rush was supposed to be the 20th hijacker, but Mohamed Atta forgot to butter the inside of the plane's door and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Posted by: WPL22 | May 11, 2009 10:10 PM | Report abuse

LOL, Wanda Sykes is fat.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:19 PM | Report abuse

Dana Milbanks is a fat fag. LOL

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:20 PM | Report abuse

LOL, Bill Clinton is a draft evader. LOL

His wife is a fat lesbian. LOL

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:22 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton is so fat that when he attempted to hijack a commercial airliner on 9/11 he got stuck in the cockpit door.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:23 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy is so fat that when he attempted to hijack a commercial airliner on 9/11 he got stuck in the cockpit door.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:24 PM | Report abuse

An American soldier entered a cave in Afghanistan and found Barak Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama Bin Laden.

The soldier shot Obama, Pelosi, Clinton, and Reid.

Osama Bin Laden then asked the soldier why he wasn't shot as well.

The soldier replied "You never stabbed me in the back."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:26 PM | Report abuse

What was the last thing Mary Jo Kopechne and Martha Moxy saw?

A member of the Kennedy Clan.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:27 PM | Report abuse

Lets waterboard Nancy Pelosi for lying to the American people.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:28 PM | Report abuse

How do you know Michelle Obama is from the ghetto?

Her shoes cost more than the rest of the outfit.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:29 PM | Report abuse

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Blago.
Blago Who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
There be welfare cars in Massechusetts!

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Blago and Obama. Suckin' it...

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:31 PM | Report abuse

Ted Kennedy is human; he laughs, cries and scares just like anyone else. In fact, when I said hello to him last week at the AA meeting, he turned white as a Obama's mother.

Put a dunce hat on the boy and he would have been an Obama Cabinet pick.

But look, there's nothing wrong with a little junk problem. It's not like he's on cocaine like Obama. That's one crazy mother frakker.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:34 PM | Report abuse

Q: What do Al Sharpton and sasquatchbigfoot have in common?

A: An intimate knowledge of the topography of Barny Frank's anus.


Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:36 PM | Report abuse

Q: What do Dana Milbank and Michelle Obama have in common?

A: An intimate knowledge of the topography of Barak Obama's tiny Muslim penis.

Posted by: sasquatchbigfoot

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:37 PM | Report abuse

Chuck Norris uses Al Sharpton for heavy bag workouts. Very...heavy...bag.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:38 PM | Report abuse

Chuck Norris uses Michelle Obama's butt for heavy bag workouts. Very...heavy...bag workouts.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:39 PM | Report abuse

I've had experience with people like Michelle Obama - always complaining about the way things are, always berating people for not being as smart as they are, and always having a ready "solution" that addresses the real "problem" as they see it. Yeah, I've been around someone like that before. Her name was LaToya, she was ghetto, too. It was the fourth grade. No, third grade. She had no friends and was never picked for anything. Poor LaToya, she was pregnant by 13.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:41 PM | Report abuse

What was over the line was wishing Rush to have a kidney failure. That is the same as wishing him to die. I don't like the man, but it is not comic to want him to die and laugh about it. I am amazed how people are not reacting to that "joke"

Posted by: 123andy | May 11, 2009 10:41 PM | Report abuse

Why did Barak Obama send his daughters to an all white private school?

So they wouldn't be pregnant by 12.

LOL

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:42 PM | Report abuse

What car holds the most people?

A Volkswagon.

It holds two SEALs in the front and two SEALs in the back, and twenty of Obama's pirate relatives in the trunk.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:45 PM | Report abuse

Barak Hussein Obama is so dumb.

How dumb is he?

He thinks Australians speak Australian.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:46 PM | Report abuse

Boy, is Baraka Hussein Obama dumb.

How dumb is he?

He thinks Austrians speak Austrian.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:48 PM | Report abuse

An American soldier enters a cave in Afghanistan and finds Shirley Jackson Lee, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and Osama Bin Laden.

The soldier immediately shoots Lee, Sharpton, and Jackson.

Osama Bin Laden then asks the soldier why he wasn't shot?

The soldier replies: "They were smiling."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:52 PM | Report abuse

Obama gets off Marine One carrying two pigs and the Marine guard snaps a salute and says. Nice pigs Mr. President.

Obama says those aren't pigs, they are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs I got from Bill Clinton. He gave me two for Michelle and Hillary.

The Marine says "Nice trade, Mr. President."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:55 PM | Report abuse

Why didn't Baraka Hussein Obama go to the National Prayer Breakfast?

No halal pancakes.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:56 PM | Report abuse

Why did Barak Obama send his daughters to an all white private school?

So they wouldn't be pregnant by 12.

LOL

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 10:42 PM

Well, at least one person is laughing.

Posted by: rick_desper | May 11, 2009 10:57 PM | Report abuse

The only "line" Wanda Sykes crossed at the White House Correspondents' Dinner was she mentioned the name "Rush Limbaugh."

Apparently, with the Republicans out of ideas and out of power, he is the only thing they have left.

Let the dominoes fall where they may. As they converge, of course they will all STOP at Limbaugh. His brain is immobile, as is his body.

Posted by: CaptainJohn2525 | May 11, 2009 10:58 PM | Report abuse

An FBI agent infiltrates a Klan meeting. At the meeting they plan to lynch Obama.

The Grand Cyclops says Tuesday when the President visits a small town in South Carolina.

That evening the FBI agent calls his supervisor and asks for a vacation day on Tuesday.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:00 PM | Report abuse

Obama is a real patriot. I heard he was going to donate blood for the flu vaccine until he heard it was swine flu and that is haraam for him.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:02 PM | Report abuse

Is anyone out there?

DELETE ALL MOONBATS AND COMBAT18 COMMENTS!

Racist losers should crawl back under their rocks.

You don't get to use "turnabout is fair play" as an excuse to go on a racist rampage. It isn't turnabout it's being a loser.

Posted by: farkdawg | May 11, 2009 11:02 PM | Report abuse

I hope Barak's kidney's fail.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:04 PM | Report abuse

Wanda Sykes was kidnapped by Osama Bin Laden and forced into his harem.

He had to let her go because of all the sexual harrassment complaints.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:05 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton should run for president. His motto -- a fried chicken in every pot and a watermelon on every plate.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:07 PM | Report abuse

Bill Clinton is a very brave, strong, all-knowing warlike creature... for a fella who was Four Eff during Vietnam because of a student defermetn.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:08 PM | Report abuse

Al Sharpton embracing Barak Obama is like Bill Clinton endorsing Hillary Clinton for President.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:10 PM | Report abuse

Obama = Don King without the hair.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:11 PM | Report abuse

Bill Clinton is so fat........

How fat is he?

Dana Milbank mistook him for his boyfriend.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:13 PM | Report abuse

What happens when a black thug puts a gun to your head?

You Hope he Changes his mind about shooting you.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:14 PM | Report abuse

Dana Milbank is so fat, to get him into his office they have to butter the inside of the door and hold a Thai ladyboy on the other side.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:15 PM | Report abuse

As a science experiment, if you were to simultaneously push the fat Ted Kennedy and the thin Osama bin Laden out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:16 PM | Report abuse

As a science experiment, if you were to simultaneously push the fat Michelle Obama and the thin Osama bin Laden out of an airplane, who would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:17 PM | Report abuse

Michelle Obama was going to be the 20th hijacker, but her hips were too wide to get down the aisle.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:18 PM | Report abuse

The worst thing about what Baraka Hussein Obama says is that his flock of sheep audience actually believe him! That's scary!

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:19 PM | Report abuse

Why didn't Obama order the rescue of the Captain of the Maersk Alabama?

Professional curtesy.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:22 PM | Report abuse

What happens when Wanda Sykes is shot in the head by Navy SEALS?

Every one cheers for another dead criminal.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:23 PM | Report abuse

What is the difference between Obama and Somali pirates?

One .223 round and some stupid Democrat voters.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:25 PM | Report abuse

Everyone knows Obama is al-Qaeda.

He hates America, wants us to fail in Iraq, and has ill will against our former President.

Plus, stick a turban on him, and he looks like one of those mullahs.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:27 PM | Report abuse

What happens when Isreal nukes Iran?

Obama executes Rahm Emmanuel.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:27 PM | Report abuse

How many Muslims does it take to stone a lesbian?

If it is Wanda Sykes, all of them. That is one big mouth.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:31 PM | Report abuse

Somewhat more on topic.

Rush Limbaugh walks into a bar. He sees Combat18 and offers him some OxyContin and a chance to see his anal warts. Combat18 says, "only if you also pay me $5".

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Rush Limbaugh goes to a redneck family reunion. He sees combat18. Limbaugh tells combat18: "Give my best to your-mother sister!"

Combat18 says, "you can't be that stupid Rush -- dogs don't understand English!"

Posted by: JPRS | May 11, 2009 11:32 PM | Report abuse

Q: How do you know that Obama wants to destroy America?

A: He's a Democrat.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:33 PM | Report abuse

Q: How do you know that Obama hates America?

A: He's a Democrat.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:33 PM | Report abuse

Q: How do you know that Michelle Obama wants America to fail?

A: She pumped out two welfare recipients.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:34 PM | Report abuse

How do you know Michelle Obama wears the pants in the family/

Obama's girlfriend was deported to Jamaica.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:36 PM | Report abuse

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them, but Obama will apologize anyway.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:39 PM | Report abuse

I combed through Mr. Milbank's piece and also through the comments in search of something funny. I learn that Mr. Limbaugh is fat, was once addicted to pain killers, is a nazi and is a racist. It is true that he is fat—very fat indeed. Ted Kennedy is also very fat and has a brain tumor in the bargain. Lets all have a good laugh. How's this? "Ted Kennedy one day became so confused that his fellow Liberals began to notice it." A side splitter, No?

Posted by: JamesCurrin | May 11, 2009 11:40 PM | Report abuse

Left wing columnist terrorists like to cloak themselves as simply being "journalists". That's what they will say in a court of law, if push came to shove.

For all practical purpose, calling these extremists "journalists" is as transparent as calling welfare an "investment."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:42 PM | Report abuse

Um, We are talking about Barak Obama, drug abuser? Correct? This is who you guys are defending? Wow, I am liberal welfare values guy. I will vote Democrat because Obama is a coke head and a welfare recipient because his mother was too lazy to get a job. I don't do drugs and I don't cheat, like Obama, so Obama is out for me. Can Democrats pick a candidate who hasn't cheated on his wife?

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:45 PM | Report abuse

Baraka Hussein Obama, aka Lame Boy....knows nothing. Liberals of his kind is a carny waste land. Nothing I say will matter to those who live in the CWL (carny waste land). Lame boy is just drugging it up and eating watermelon.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:46 PM | Report abuse

How do you know Michelle Obama is ghetto?

Fist bump and sneakers that are more expensive than her outfit. All she needs is some food stamps to round it out.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:48 PM | Report abuse

Spend some quality time with full transcripts of his radio shows. Since in theory you would be able to do this with electronic media, it should be pretty easy to search for Rush's wisdom on nearly any subject one might imagine.

Do that and come back and let me know where the line is with that guy.

He's done more to destroy democracy and civility in this country than anyone since the civil war from what I can tell.

Posted by: timscanlon | May 11, 2009 11:48 PM | Report abuse

Combat18, you are Michael Jackson level crazy. Are you doing this while servicing yourself? Really, what are you trying to accomplish? Winning an argument on the web is like winning the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded. Sounds like something Obama would say, right?

Posted by: Mauckjw | May 11, 2009 11:52 PM | Report abuse

A Secret Service agent enters a White House elevator and runs into Osama Bin Laden, Baraka Hussein Obama, Rahm Emmanuel, and Dana Milbank.

The agent shoots Milbank, Emmanuel, and Obama.

Osama then asks why he wasn't shot?

The agent responds: "Self defense and patriotism, but you have Miranda rights."

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:53 PM | Report abuse

Good night and good luck. Except I hope Milbank is tried for treason and Obama's kidney's fail.

Posted by: combat18 | May 11, 2009 11:54 PM | Report abuse

What's worse, a comedian making a joke about someone..or a radio persona that is serious about inciting violence and hatred day after day, with one adgenda, to see President Obama and America fail? Rush Limbaugh gets exactly what he deserves which is no sympathy.

Posted by: kubrickstan | May 11, 2009 11:55 PM | Report abuse

What's the difference between Limbaugh and a terrorist?

A terrorist believes IN a God. Limbaugh believes he IS a God.

A terrorist is in it for the glory and virgins. Limbaugh is in it for... oh wait.

Posted by: LibbySpencer | May 12, 2009 12:10 AM | Report abuse

"rush limbaugh?" isnt that the street name for meth amphetamines in wasila, ak?

Posted by: davement | May 12, 2009 2:38 AM | Report abuse

Why haven't the Dems woken up. Rush is not a harmless little fuzzball entertainer. He brings in votes for the Reps. He spends 3 hours a day, bellitelling the President and his wife. Why doesn't Saturdy Night Live have a fatass Limbaugh character like they did Palin?

Posted by: R2D2A | May 12, 2009 10:21 AM | Report abuse

The fear tactics used by Rush matter. There is stable constituency of paranoid people who believe in Rush. ...............


http://thefiresidepost.com/2009/05/12/why-fear-matters/

Posted by: glclark4750 | May 12, 2009 10:53 AM | Report abuse

As models of conservative American morality, we offer the Talk-Show Trio: Oliver North, the perjurer; G. Gordon Liddy, the break-in artist and ex-con; and Rush Limbaugh, the pill-popping druggie.

Posted by: InPhoenix | May 12, 2009 11:11 AM | Report abuse

The difference between Rush Limbaugh and a common junkie?

One is better scripted.

Posted by: harryfarkas1 | May 12, 2009 11:26 AM | Report abuse

Why did you solicit this load of nasty, crude, inane comments?

This is a disgusting exercise. It's hard to believe a reputable newspaper would be associated with it.

Don't you have an editor who holds you responsible for what you do?


Posted by: justthefacts08 | May 11, 2009
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Have you asked the same question of Rush? I didn't think so.

Posted by: lgaide | May 12, 2009 12:56 PM | Report abuse

Combat18...allow someone who is not emotionally as over invested in things that have no consequence for them are you are, to perhaps guide you to some small amount of decorum.
What you did here was smear the name of Veterans thru your immature action. Further you committed a gross violation of the internet, you "BOMBED" a website with personal vitriol for the sake of self gratification, it unpleasant terms you performed an "E-Jerk-off". Additionally you chose to use the schoolgirl term "LOL", in the 21st century those 3 letters have come to be known as "Loser Out Loud".
Please try to retain some of the lessons you were educated in as a PAID member of our Armed Forces the 1st being that you are only one person & that your preference comes long after the Nations welfare and 2nd that YOU as I was, are disposable & useful ONLY at the direction & discretion of your superiors.
Lastly acting immature in public is no way for a trained killer to deport themselves, you didn't do it in combat, or your parents home why then do you find it acceptable to do it anonymously using the guise of being a Veteran?
Regain control and the high ground and present yourself as responsible in the future, least someone assume that we paid to train yet another sub-standard Cat-4 human in a time of need & thus placed too much trust in your abilities & judgement.

Posted by: misterfids | May 12, 2009 1:35 PM | Report abuse

Combat 18 probably IS Rush Limbaugh.

His rhetoric speaks for itself, as does his unwillingness to allow anyone else to dish out the kind of slime that HE dishes out.

Anyone noticed that these "brave" rightie hosts never engage in open debate, nor allow anyone else to speak unless THEY have their fingers on the microphone cutoff switch?

So, what does that say about their confidence in their positions?

Speaking of positions, Rush Limbaugh invented a new position for the Kama Sutra. It's called, "Squealing pig crushing a twig."

Posted by: HartWms | May 12, 2009 6:44 PM | Report abuse

Well, I was gonna take a stab at posting a joke too, but instead I think I will just say this thread has long ago gone way off the rails and has careened headlong into David Duke's warm-up routine.

Moderators? Clean-up on the WaPo aisle.

Posted by: jayboy711 | May 13, 2009 5:55 AM | Report abuse

i don't think obama and him has anything in common. i think jimmy carter was great she is great watch and upload funny videos

Posted by: roverfind | May 16, 2009 6:52 AM | Report abuse

I would like to point out to votingisis4suckers and its ilk that that moron w snorted nothing but the best cocaine for decades and only ended his binge in his forties. He read badly from his teleprompters and is an inarticulate bungler. All normal Americans could not wait to see him go. Please don't refer to Obama's drug and teleprompter, just look at that moron w.

Posted by: davidsawh | May 18, 2009 7:28 PM | Report abuse

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