Florida Gov. Charlie Crist's wild pitch
Charlie Crist's first pitch leaves something to be desired.
I hope he runs better than he pitches, or he'll never catch up to Marco Rubio! If the voters have this kind of aim, they'll wind up putting their ballots in his opponents' boxes -- or throwing them out the window by mistake. If the populace veers that wildly to the left, he's going to have serious difficulty.
Now, when we want to distract people on the playing field, we can taunt them by saying things such as:
"Hey, you throw like a Florida governor!"
"You call yourself a Republican? Because it looks like you have the same stance as Gov. Crist."
"Are you aiming at the home plate or the senate seat from the state of Florida?"
"I didn't realize Gov. Crist was throwing all the pitches this game."
"With an arm like that, I hope you're good at politics."
| October 8, 2010; 5:14 PM ET
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