Interloper on Clinton Conference Calls Wants HRC to "Talk Sexy"

Hillary Clinton talking sexy---egad, the thought of it makes me sick. Secondly, she would have to read it off her notes. Perhaps the uninvited caller thought that Bill had divorced Hillary and that Mrs. Clinton was now the very experienced sexy talker Monica Lewinsky.

Why was the column on the Clinton campaign threatening Pelosi pulled? Did they threaten Ms. Aker? or WaPo?

He should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

lmao...too funny...I bet there are people who would pay money to hear that one...

What, pray tell, is so funny about sexism?

Hey, that must have been "Uncle Jeremiah" tired of doing his pelvic gyrations preaching from the Pulpit and showing his congregants what 'Bill does to Monica'!!! He decided to take his show on the telephones of the Campaign Trail. This way he avoids all them "Garlic-nosed ethnic Europeans who lynched the Messiah"!!No, not Obama!

Sen. Obambi is not a Muslim, he's a Ferengi. I never associated the similarities until the Hillary pervert mentioned that he had "nice ears". I'm not sure but I don't think Jean Luc ever trusted those sneaky Ferengis. This would be a good time to make sure we're not dealing with a being from another galaxy before it's too late.

Yup. The OBAMYOPICS are interfering in their uncool techie-dumb, and MISOGYNIST AS USUAL fashion. These guys will stoop to anything for their creepy Icon of Phony!
Put them in jail. 3-strike law is fine with us! God save us from Obamyopia!

"He should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

This might be a joke but, if not, uh, exactly what law should he be prosecuted under?

Why is it anytime someone has an opinion different than yours they are labeled as a misogynist? Could it be possible that they just have different ideas? Plus, the post was probably from a man, who we all know are smarter! Now back in the kitchen with you before I take away your "right" to vote. Hugs and Kisses, W. Hitemen

You gotta admit, that's funny right there. Around my house, we call Hillary "The Woodkiller" 'cuz of what her voice does to me.

When you think about what he said I can only assume it was the former President himself . "Pinch the squid", that's funny .

Democrats are such losers. I'm loving watching them eat their own. BTW...thanks for doing som much vetting on behalf of the McCain Campaign. FREE DIRT ON THE BAD GUY ( or girl I guess... ) Keep fighting, keep dissing each other, keep axcting stupid. This is priceless!!

Im scared, I cant get a sexy Hillary voice out of my head. The visuals are even worse.

Pinch the squid? LMAO! Thanks Mary I needed a good laugh and a break from the mudslinging.

I can no more disown these remarks than I can disown my own squid. C'mon Hill sex it up a bit. I'll be home late tonite hon. Yeehaw!

Pinch what squid?

as an independent candidate for president in 2020, i find this election very stimulating. not stimulating enough to "pinch the squid" mind you, but stimulating all the same. want to support the "american" party in 2020, join the party at myspace.com/dcringo

The presidential election is far away. The ongoing Obama/Hillary spectacle gives them both publicity, and so McCain gets less attention. Dirt or scandals do not matter. The spotlight does. If embarassing stuff is brought out early, it will be ancient history by election time and never mentioned on the news.

She's sexy like road kill.

You are all SO very wrong. I heard it this morning. Its a local radio guy who did it, Kidd Chris. They had 3 other guys on hold for the conference, but they couldn't get in. This is standard operating procedures for the show. They find these conference calls and they all call in and they just harrass the host and or guest. Its hilarious! I enjoy the show. Kidd Chris can be heard on 94.1 WYSP in Philadelphia. He did it as A GOOF! There is no political slant to it, if you didn't get the humor in it, you take yourself too seriously. Now, let me get back to pinching my squid! ~~~nrc1970

It's my understanding that this is the guy that's been calling her at 3am.

My name is kirk and I approved this message.

I don't understand. What's the squid?

"What, pray tell, is so funny about sexism?"

If you have to ask... you'll never know.

That was me, I had the squid!

Is it just "me" or does this "article" use way too many "quotation marks"

Pinch the squid? What does that mean?

I love hearing the sexism comments. I have one comment for that, if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. All candidates of every election get verbally assaulted in one way or another, and these stupid feminazi's think it's a female only thing. Boo hoo. GROW UP.

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Guffaw!!! That is hilarious albeit the idea of HRC talking sexy is terribly disturbing. That said, I don't put it past the campaign to spin this as a sexist attack and try to garner some sympathy for her over it. I wish I had the numbers for each of the campaigns conference calls -- it would be so much fun to abuse them all.

Who do you think Hillary loves more: Huma Abedin or wild Bill? Who do you think she "talks sexy" with more?

I don't see what sexy talk has to do with pinching a squid.

Definitely Huma

was it a squid or an eel?

I hope he meant that would be his OWN squid....mine won't beat to that drummer

Pinch what squid?

Posted by: Karl | April 3, 2008 06:01 PM

OMG! LOL! Come on, really?

ROTFLMAO!! This is the funniest thing I've heard all day!! 'Pinch the squid?' Naseating and funny at the same time -- a rare combination.

Maybe someone can get HRC to say "Me love you long time." Ha, ha!!

"pinch the squid" is like... choking your chicken or ...spankin' the monkey or ...jackin' the beanstalk or...waxin' the weasel or.. oh, never mind

i've lost that lovin feeling...

Absolutely classic. Clearly this was the work of Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.

It's 3 am; do you know who's pinching your squid? LOL!!

"What, pray tell, is so funny about sexism?"

Dare I ask? What isn't funny about it?

so for all of you uneducated people, pinching the squid is another term for masturbating. now you know, and knowing is half the battle...

...vote none of the above...

""pinch the squid" is like... choking your chicken or ...spankin' the monkey or"

Oh goodness gracious. I am sorry I asked!

Wolfson and Penn recently stated that they will 'sex up' HRC's upcoming ads; the three a.m. phone call will be a dirty one.

Doesn't it spice things up when interlopers visit conference calls and make strange phone calls to talk radio hosts?

Who can forget NYC's 'Harmonica Man'? Hasn't he called New York talk hosts for decades for the sole purpose of blowing a couple notes before embarassed screeners cut him off?

Now this. Talk Sexy? Where's Barry White when you need him?

Dr. Paul Vincent Zecchino
Manasoviet Key, Florida
03 April, 2008

She was talking sexy.

Spanking a monkey?

Good game, dude!

Are we sure that the prank caller wasn't Bill?

This was actually done by right reverend of the Church of the Holy Rollah in Chicago. The squids are coming home to roost!

It was KiddChris in Philly!!

"what pray tell"

Are you some kind of Nube?

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Hey Lydiz. Get over yourself... "He should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law?" For what? Being stupid and exercising free speech? Get a clue. Your statement is almost as ignorant as his was pathetic...... But his was more humorous.

Previous comment was meant for Katherine

i prefer "admonishing the bishop"

and i like that phrase as well. ba dum bomp.

What's so funny about sexism? Why, lots of things.

"Prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law"

You are smug. You sound like an unattractive NOW member. Not that I am aware of any attractive ones. Lighten up.

Fullest extent, of what law?

Pinching the squid?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAhA

That is so funny.

Well, kind of gross, if you consider who he was wanting to use that in conjunction with...

ew...

The "pervert" on the phone was me and I was talking to George Stephanopoulos.

I am pretty sure that if Hill calls me at 3AM and breathes heavy into the phone, I will puke. Oh wait, maybe I won't.....AHA, there's my squid ! Bad squid, down squid :)

Won't somebody think of the squid!!

Pinch 'em one too many times and you'll get ink in your eye kid! You'll go blind!

Great, now with Hillary talking sexy stuck in my brain, I'll never eat squid again !

"Prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law"? There you have it folks, the Stalinists of team Klinton will have those who speak ill of Dear Leader jailed or killed in Fort Marcy Park.

Now get in the kitchen and cook me up some squid...er, never mind...I'll go down to the Hebrew Deli and get a Lewinsky.

Now that I have finished reading the story, and thought about the she-devil talking sexy, my squid just informed me that it will never rise to the occassion again. Thanks a lot, Hillary.

Calamari will never taste the same again.

To the writer who asked "what is so funny about sexism" - they must be referring to the comment about "Obamas ears" - sexist comments towards males are on the rise and as Man I demand a stop to it - as for the perverted request for Hillary to talk sexy that is a different "ism" commonly known as Sadomasochism and yes the caller should seek immediate help! Warning - audio of Hillary trying to talk sexy may induce severe vomiting and or diarrhea
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I'd pay money to hear her try to talk sexy. We already know she doesn't do black well

"I ain't got no nevermind no more. Ahhhh done travelled tooo far blah blah blah".

In answer to the previous post? What's funny about sexism? Everything's funny about sexism. I love it.

joe

With that voice HRC should be called Mrs. Glasscracker!

Bubba found her sexy once, and after the Monika affair, we know what kind of beasts he's into...

Hey, but there's always the Seattle crowd, they are into man-horse love thing, I'm just saying...

And, that is the generational difference between young boomers and old boomers: Clinton 'plants' race bait; Obama plants toss hilarious ephitats. Besides, if HRC and her handlers cannot overcome a goof "pinching his squid," how is she going to stare down ahmenejad when he whispers in her ear that he wants to lick her cankles?

She has kankles for sure. But her sweater meat is suspect. Fun bags. Whatever you want to call them. Lastly, she most definitely has junk in the truck. I'm having a vision of Hill and ahmedenijad making the double backed beast. Time for dinner!

Cankles, a glass breaking voice, thunder thighs and plenty of junk in the trunk...every deaf and blind man's dream.

Who says da brutha got big ears?

I bet her cankles have lock boxes over 'em........

Oooh, this water's cold . . . . and it's deep too!

I think I would rather have big ears than lockboxes over my Cankles !

"Hey, I not paying $4500 an hour for that squid!"

Is "pinching the squid" anything like "punching the clown"?

You don't need to lock those cankles when nobody wants to pry them open.

Is "punching the clown" anything like "shavin' the beaver?"

"I said, no Shikza squid!"

I'd like to see Hillary with a squid in her mouth!!Ha Ha!!It would look like the woman with the snakehead!!!

I remember having to run off of the plane, dodging sniper fire, to get to that squid.

"Well, when ya drag a fifty dollah bill thew a squid market ya neva know whatcha gonna get!"

Isn't squid a chinese dish? I sense a campaign contribution connection here.

I'm not going to stand by my man and make squid cookies, like some Tammy Wynette...uh, excuse me while I hurl.

Didn't the fans at Detroit Red Wings hockey games have a tradition of throwing squid onto the ice? Frigid Squid, I guess.

Ah, memories...I remember just like it was yesterday, me and my squid, listening faithfully to the doleful sounds of Hillary shrieking my name, high above the sounds of her beaver, bravely humming the signature tune to 'A Chorus Line' all the while searching for that mystical key to her rusted over lock box(es)...yes, memories.....

How much sexier can she get than now?

My name is... that was laugh out loud funny!

To My Name is....

If those are your memories, I would seriously consider having your hard drive wiped clean !!

The Democrat candidates remind me of two characters on Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"...

Barack Obama as Sheriff Bart

Hillary Clinton as Lili Von Shtupp

By the way, are there any more TRICKS left for Hillary to pull out of her hat? I am running of patience. I beg you, Hillary. Please, Hillary my darling, just dump all of your tricks on us at one time instead of this TEASER show that goes on and on and on. How many more people are there left to lie to? Barbara Streisand is probably the only one who will still lick Hillary's boots for a few bucks. Is Hillary running out of people she was entitled to lie to?

Sure it wasn't Mark Penn putting on a voice? He looks like he'd be sick enough to dig that harpie...

How much sexier can it get? Not much, unless you've got a fully-stocked liquor cabinet.

I had to clean up the vomit from my desk over that one. Hilary Clinton talk Sexy? ...................... I'm sorry I have to go............

The guy who revealed that Obama is a Ferengi is a genius, I knew there was something about Barack now it all makes sense, and no Jean Luc never did trust those bumbling but vicious little buggers.
As far as The Flaming Pantsuit goes she's so done, she's only staying in the race to try and raise a little more cash to pay her campaign bills, she'd hate to have to use any more of the money she got for selling pardons and the Chinese Communists.

"If those are your memories, I would seriously consider having your hard drive wiped clean !!"

How much does it cost to have that done?

The thought of Hillary on a bed on all fours in a pants suit slowly turning around and looking at me saying "Give It To Me Baby" makes me a little ill. But thats just me.

Ah, Dear Tommy, a flood of new rememberances flood my mind now when you speak of my Beloved (Hillary) in the same breath as TRICKS and TEASE. Oh my yes, I can still see my Beloved (Hillary) standing there, fishnet stockings and ski cap, whispering to me in her best Lauren Bacall, 'We are Americans, We have the right to participate and debate any administration'.
Shivers went down my spine, nay, shivers went all the way down to my very squid !!

I love the smell of squid in the morning.

Oh, that chairman Mao pantsuit is the only thing between you and your squid. Me so hony!

.. Interesting.. and did he end the call with Howard Stern.. Baba bouey.. Howard Stern... Baba Bouey?? Sounds farsical to me!

Larry the Cable Guy has the perfect explanation for what happens to a healthy male when "someone like Hillary" attempts to talk sexy, i.e. the penis retreats so violently that it shoots out the butt. Try to visualize that.

I think some of these posts are suggesting that Hillary has a squid.

I think some of these posts are suggesting that Hillary has a squid.

I think some of these posts are suggesting that Hillary has a squid.

Pinch the Squid??!! PINCH THE SQUID??!! LORDY MUSTA BEEN AN EEEEVVVILLL WHITE MAN TALKIN!!! PRAISE GAWD!!! IF'N BEEN A BLACK MAN HE'D A BEEN UNLEASHIN' THE PYTHON!! PRAISE JESUS!!! HAL-LAAA-LOO-IAH!!

How do you separate the squid from the fish? Well, it really doesn't matter...I'll eat both.

But Kim Jong, are you suggesting Hillary has a squid?

Pinch the Squid??!! PINCH THE SQUID??!! LORDY MUSTA BEEN AN EEEEVVVILLL WHITE MAN TALKIN!!! PRAISE GAWD!!! IF'N BEEN A BLACK MAN HE'D A BEEN UNLEASHIN' THE PYTHON!! PRAISE JESUS!!! HAL-LAAA-LOO-IAH!!

Chokin the Monkey, Spankin Squid......Chokin My Chicken Nuggets. Id pay good money to watch the Ferengi and old Thunder Thighs get it on........Naked Twister........Beaver eatin Ferengi, Imna puke

"Pinch the Squid"? LOL That's a new one on me. Maybe someone can pinch Wolfson off at the neck whenever he spews his spin so that all we hear is a faint air leak.

Chokin the Monkey, Spankin Squid......Chokin My Chicken Nuggets. Id pay good money to watch the Ferengi and old Thunder Thighs get it on........Naked Twister........Beaver eatin Ferengi, Imna puke, scuse me

She just misunderstood the guy, thats all.

HUH.. HUH HUH ..HUH.. Hillary is going to pinch our squid....

HEH HEH HEH..HEH PINCHING OUR SQUID HEH HEH..HILLARY RULES

We're gonna score!Come to Butt Head Hillary Baby...

I tell ya, dey ain't servin' no honkey squid at my 10,000 square-foot mansion in Tinsley Park. Can I get an 'amen?!' Now pass da collection plate so a brotha can get a new set of rims! Vote Obama.

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"Pinch the Squid"? LOL That's a new one on me. Maybe someone can pinch Wolfson off at the neck whenever he spews his spin so that all we hear is a faint air leak.

Squid abuse is not a laughing matter.
No Fur!!

I guess she's gotta squid, but it's hard to tell with these giant coke-bottle glasses that I wear. Maybe I should stop eating dog and cat...I think it's clouding my judgement.

Hilly hasnt seen a squid in a long time. She spends more time with the man in the boat.

Squid abuse is not a laughing matter.
No Fur!!

How appropriate it that HRC was pandering to SuperGay Superdelegates today. There is a squid joke in there, somewhere.

Please also have her wear some sexy garments to her next debate.

MMMMM, tasty!!!

No fur? NOW I'm getting interested.

What a waste of space!

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Publisher/Editor
Stacy's Music Row Report
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Please also have her wear some sexy garments to her next debate.

MMMMM, tasty!!!

SuperGay Superdelegates? Someone should launch a query.

What in that wide world of sport does country music have to do with HRC squid?

Hillary is hot and almost a virgin. She hasn't been laid since 9 months before Chelsea was born.

"Pinching the squid" to Hildabeast????

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Watch out! Hillary's got the gays on her side...well, I guess that's not really much of a surprise.

This was Kid Chris, the morning DJ on philly's WYSP.

Hillary is hot?! Gag me with an effin' spoon! The only action she'd be gettin is backstage at Lillithfair, aka Lesbian-a-palloza.

Free the Squid!

Is it true that Martina Navratalesbian will be Hillary's VP choice or is that just an ugly rumour?

Timidly, probably nervously, you stand motionless...mentally trying to remember your guide's instructions. You are told to *pinch a squid* between your fingers, while arching your fingers back like you're going slap someone...

Squidly Blumenthal?

At the next Hillary campaign stop, people should show up wearing squid hats and squid t-shirts.

Timidly, probably nervously, you stand motionless...mentally trying to remember your guide's instructions. You are told to *pinch a squid* between your fingers, while arching your fingers back like you're going slap someone...

What about that hard beak? That could do some serious damage.

Sexy garments? WTF. I don't think Victoria's Secret has a plus size section. Scuze me while I barf.

Kentucky Fried Squid. LMAO, She was talking sexy when she adopted that phony southern Drawwll, She is probably good at talking up something she isn't

If it smells like a squid...

lmao . . . . this is hilarious stuff . . . .

or should i say HILLarious stuff . . . lmao . . .

1. Whoever it was, I think we can rule out Bill.

2. It could be Rove--the ear thing would not surprise me.

Squids? We doan need no steenkin' squids!

Hillary is a loser.

This article almost put me in Depends--I laughed so hard. The only living being old Hill Hump could ever come off as sexy to is another jack ass.

By the way, has anyone ever noticed the facial expression in old Hill Hump's news photos? She is either all droopy eyed or very wide & bug eyed with a huge, wide grin. She looks like somebody slipped up begind her & goosed her just before the camera started rolling. Maybe the invisible man is doing that. LOL

Someone said the caller should be prosecuted in the full extent of the law--For what? I've seen & heard much worse than this on TV & nobody cares.

I think if the Dems would put old Hill Hump, Janet Reno, Old Lady Heinz Kerry in a benefit wet T shirt contest, they might be able to make enough $$$$$$$$$$$$$ so Hill Hump could pay her campaign bills.

Sorry to be so naughty in such an ornery way but this article is just
wa-a-a-a-a-ay too-oo-oo-oo funny!

2 Cents Worth, if posts were music, your's would be a symphony!

Hillary must carry about as much sex appreciation over in the middle east as she does here in the USA. Her Muslim name is Seldom Bin Laid

Sounds like the "don't taze me, bro" dude hacked into the call.

I AM A WOMAN AND HILLARY BEING SEXY IS LAUGHABLE SHE DRESES LIKE A MAN AND IF SHE THINKS SHE COULD PULL THAT OFF I THINK NOT.

I'm against cruelty to all animals, even squids.

Thank you, Bruce.

Hillary Clinton has very sexy buttocks and cheek-bones that make "squid" stand at attention. Whenever I study that classic video of her dancing on the beach in the blue bathing-suit, I'm almost sure that you can see happy "squid" nearby. I'd love to see a new video of her bowling in a short skirt and dark pantyhose...

sad , you all. there are better things to talk about. Hillary is one great woman. dont you guys think. so brainless.

The post I saw that didn't know what "pinching the squid" meant was from a woman...guys seemed to get it right away, no problem!

Who was it said "A man has more in common with any male dog than he does with any woman" ? Let's face it,we're all just obsessed....

April 3: "...HILLARY BEING SEXY IS LAUGHABLE SHE DRESES LIKE A MAN AND IF SHE THINKS SHE COULD PULL THAT OFF I THINK NOT."

Pull what off?

Just imagine my girl Hillary in mini skirt with no undies and a tank top with no bra. MMMMMMMMMMM. Bend over babbbyyyyy.

HILLARY: Gee, now, it was probably 19 years ago, 1975. I decided that I was very interested in having some experience and serving in some capacity in the military. And I think it was just my bad luck, that the person who happened to be there on duty could not have been older than 21, was in perfect physical shape. So I sat down and I said, you know, I wanted to explore, I didn't know whether I thought active duty would be a good idea, reserve, you know, maybe National Guard, something along those lines. I was already a lawyer. I thought there were some roles I could perform, and I was going on and on, you know, trying to justify my existence.

HILLARY: This young man looked at me and said, "How old are you?" I said, "Well, 27." He looked at me, and in those days that was before I learned how to wear contact lenses, I had these really thick glasses on. I said, "This is embarrassing." He said, "How bad?" So I told him. He said, "That's pretty bad." And he finally said to me, he said, "You're too old, you can't see, and you're a woman." And then he went on, and since this is the birthday of the Army, I will 'til what the rest that he said was, this man -- young man he was a Marine. He said, "But maybe the dogs would take you." I said, "This is not a very encouraging conversation, so maybe I'll look for another way to serve my country."

Hillary likes clams much better than squids.

I'm thinking Hillary for president and Janet Reno for VP are a sure win if they just do a lesbian scene on YouTube.

"I HAPPEN TO LIKE PINCHIN' ME LIL'SQUIDY. SOMETIMES TIL' HE POPS! BUT ONLY AFTER I EATS ME SOME JAN TUNA! VOTE FER ME AND ILL GIVE YA FREE SUSHI FOR LIFE!"

"BILL,COME ITCHA ME CANKLE!"

"Clit for Prez...Clit for prez!"

These comments are just horrible. I can understand now why no Lying Lesbian Corrupt
Thief who's married to a Lying Serial Sexual Assaulter would want to run for public office.

Elect Hillary!! Get more Janet Reno's and Madeleine Albright's in the cabinet, and another Ruth Bader Ginsberg on the Court!
Yeah, that's what we need......

Evidently there are those suffering from Squid envy. Not me, I'm confident in my squidhood.

All these comments about Hillary and talking sexy makes me want to change my name.

Can Barack fly those ears of his?

Hillary (D.)/ T*ts and A*s '08

When was Bill 'n Hillary?

What, pray tell, is so funny about sexism?

You'd know, if you had a penis.

S Q U I D
SEX
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UNDERWEAR

SEX
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UNDERWEAR
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SQUID

While that guy was pinching the squid, I was snapping the carrot!

I'll pay to hear it! eh ...$10 paypal to paypal@dbsmith.info : )

Funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

There must be a wind blowing down from Canada, It is giving all you a touch of the funnies. So, in honour of all of your comments, i am recommeding to Prime Minister Stephen Harper, that you are all to become become honouary Canadian citizens and get a free medical card. After all, Hill counldn't do it for ya so i will. The only one of the bunch of ya that isn't invited is the one way back up the list with no sense of humour. You're the one who needs to suffer some more under all those windbags down there and the drive by media nutbars. Welcome to Kanada ehh and bring some of that cheap booze when ya all come. No, Hill, i wasn't talkin to you.

there is nothing sexy about hrc. but "pinch the squid"... hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Ehh, ya know dem Canadians seem to be backed on da Ambassador Bridge from Windsor into da US looking for some quality private health care when da get really sick. Course traffic's a little slow lately with dem darn garbage trucks hauling all dat trash into Michigan ya know. Ya I'm countin on my northern friends to cover my back.

Hillary does not eat squids, but she does lick clams.

Hillary talk sexy? She hasn't even been laid since Chelsea was conceived. There are no stains on Hill De Beasts clothes.

Is Chelsea just a love squid?

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton ... .

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for 5 dollars!

"Hillary must carry about as much sex appreciation over in the middle east as she does here in the USA. Her Muslim name is Seldom Bin Laid"

LMAO!! Great one!

Sho nuff, that's a funny joke

When ever I see an article like this I get a hankering for sea food.

Squid is especially good when batter fried and with a twist of lemon and butter sauce. Bread sticks on the side and a YooHoo. I am hallucinating... I am sooo sooo hungry right now.

To be more realistic, the prank caller should have been a woman.

Kiiiiiiiidddddddddd CHriiiiiiiisssssssssss

"What, pray tell, is so funny about sexism?"

You are, sweetheart. You are.

I'm asleep.

I'm voting for Obama.

This reminds me of other great moments in campaign history, such as when Stuttering John Melendez showed up at the Gennifer Flowers press conference in 1992 and asked whether Governor Clinton had worn a condom. I salute you, Mr. Squid-Pincher, and hope that you appear in an Obama conference call very soon.

Who's squid is Chelsea? We know for sure Bill wasn't banging the ugly biatch!

Why did Billy stop screwing Hillary right after college?? He cut back on the hard liquor and hard drugs!!!!

Someone thinks the HilDeBeast is sexy? Ewwwwww.

I wouldn't hit that with Bill Clinton's dick.

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