A Match Made in Heaven
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Steve Goff
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February 20, 2007; 2:42 PM ET
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Posted by: Bryan76 | February 20, 2007 3:07 PM | Report abuse
I can imagine the trash-talking: "Hey Father Flanagan. Your mom confessed to me last night. Three times!"
Oh, and would a red card mean ex-communication?
Posted by: Dave Lifton | February 20, 2007 3:10 PM | Report abuse
Instead of cards, should the referee carry holy water and a crucifix? And if someone were to receive a straight red-card, why not carry out an exorcism on the sidelines!
Posted by: Joe | February 20, 2007 3:14 PM | Report abuse
Instead of cards, should the referee carry holy water and a crucifix? And if someone were to receive a straight red-card, why not carry out an exorcism on the sidelines! And the pre-game prayers for each team should be interesting. Finally, if any of the teams get into brawls or are accused of match-fixing, then we'll know it has something to do with being in Italy.
Posted by: Joe | February 20, 2007 3:15 PM | Report abuse
I dont know... they may be more rough than the regulars
Posted by: Internet Fan | February 20, 2007 3:29 PM | Report abuse
I hear the priests are having a hard time with set pieces...too many hand balls.
Posted by: Jesus H. Rabinowitz | February 20, 2007 4:06 PM | Report abuse
You asked for it Steve.
Posted by: :::::: | February 20, 2007 10:35 PM | Report abuse
Thia really is the perfect fix, because God knows, there's absolutely no corruption in the Vatican.
Posted by: sb | February 21, 2007 9:24 AM | Report abuse
Father Zizou: if you really want my shirt, I'll give it to you afterwards
Bishop Materazzi: I'd rather have your altar boy.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 21, 2007 12:45 PM | Report abuse
Gives a whole new meaning to that footie tee-shirt: "Jesus Saves!"
Posted by: ABitOffsides | February 21, 2007 8:39 PM | Report abuse
Gives a whole new meaning to that footie tee-shirt: "Jesus Saves!"
Posted by: ABitOffsides | February 21, 2007 8:41 PM | Report abuse
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Alright, I'll be the ass.
I'm guessing that sideline Ball Boys would be a bad idea at this event.
tee hee