Toja! Toja! Toja!
Juan Toja, Dallas's Colombian midfield star, has the best mullet in MLS since Marco Etcheverry. So to celebrate, FCD is hosting Juan Toja Wig Night on Thursday when Chivas USA comes to Frisco. His teammates got an advanced supply on the wigs. Merriment ensues.
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Steve Goff
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October 10, 2007; 3:35 PM ET
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Posted by: Sprice | October 10, 2007 3:53 PM | Report abuse
That seriously just made my day...
Posted by: Rene | October 10, 2007 3:58 PM | Report abuse
Haha - the 80's pron music makes it even funnier.
Posted by: AdamsMo | October 10, 2007 4:03 PM | Report abuse
Didn't Tampa Bay do the same for El Pibe, or is that my imagination?
Posted by: I-270, Exit 1 | October 10, 2007 4:05 PM | Report abuse
Screw the wigs, I just want Dallas to give DCU a chance to clinch the SS on Saturday.
Posted by: silentbob | October 10, 2007 4:07 PM | Report abuse
BTW. Nice picture on Toja on that link. It looks like someone is biting him on the butt.
Posted by: I-270, Exit 1 | October 10, 2007 4:07 PM | Report abuse
When did MLS turn into Minor League Baseball?
Not that I am against this or anything....
Posted by: the cheat | October 10, 2007 4:13 PM | Report abuse
Where's the DCU/MLS news you teased yesterday?
Posted by: Cubicle | October 10, 2007 4:20 PM | Report abuse
Well, wouldn't it be great if we could get DCU to hand out those wigs for the October 20 match against Columbus... The team is honoring Etcheverry before that game!
Posted by: Soy United! | October 10, 2007 4:22 PM | Report abuse
Pics if Will Chang getting his head shaved on http://www.bobbyboswell.com/dc-united/will-changs-bet#comment-1714
Posted by: Soy United! | October 10, 2007 4:41 PM | Report abuse
absolutely hilarious! good to see a team have some fun and then bring the fans into it. too much.
Posted by: JMR | October 10, 2007 5:06 PM | Report abuse
He is wearing the "Nigel Tufnel."
Posted by: Erick | October 10, 2007 5:21 PM | Report abuse
He is wearing the "Nigel Tufnel."
Posted by: Erick | October 10, 2007 05:21 PM
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Thank goodness it's the hair and not the pants.
Posted by: I-270, Exit 1 | October 10, 2007 5:29 PM | Report abuse
The best giveaway I've ever heard of, and a far classier way of drawing fans than the Starting 11/Chivas girls.
Posted by: UVA to RFK | October 10, 2007 5:49 PM | Report abuse
ESPN Sportscenter should make a commercial about the wigs. They could have the anchors wearing Toja wigs pretending to do an MLS highlight, and then scream, GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!
Posted by: DC United Fan | October 10, 2007 6:34 PM | Report abuse
Looks like our main man Will could use one of those wigs...
Posted by: seahawkdad | October 10, 2007 7:27 PM | Report abuse
Unfortunately that falls into the realm of "Good Ideas" which ESPN is vehemently opposed to.
Posted by: AlecW81 | October 10, 2007 7:30 PM | Report abuse
We must sign Juan Toja for next season. I needs me one of those wigs.
This has to be the best giveaway ever in MLS, unless you count Chivas giving away their DP slot for a bag of wind and some orange slices.
Thx,
Jay!
Posted by: JayRockers! | October 10, 2007 10:14 PM | Report abuse
Benny should grow his Grizzly Adams beard again...then DC United can giveaway fake beards. That would be awesome. The Screaming Eagles section would like a mess of Amish/Cossack/Taliban hooligans.
Posted by: Erick | October 10, 2007 10:17 PM | Report abuse
I hope United is going to try and top this by giving away strands of Chang's hair to the first 5000 fans for the Chicago match.
Posted by: sitruc | October 11, 2007 1:23 AM | Report abuse
The only thing better than Toja's hair has been his play. The dude is a beast.
BTW, kudos to chang for not welching on the bet. Next time (next year maybe?) the guys will have to win him some vengeance.
Posted by: Matte | October 11, 2007 8:22 AM | Report abuse
Amazing stuff. I really want one for the Etcheverry day. That would rock the house down.
But would really make me love it even more is if the Hoops win big tonight. Then we crush Cuahemteco
Posted by: DC Centurion's Shield | October 11, 2007 9:21 AM | Report abuse
Anyone know what the word is on Fred's groin? Will he be able to go on Saturday? With Jaime, Gros, and Boz out, we're gonna need bodies. Supporter's Shield, man.
Perkins
Namoff-Vanney-McT-Burch
Olsen-Simms-Gomito-???
Kpene-Luciano
Mediate? Dyachenko? Carroll? How about putting Montiero (instead of Kpene) in there against his old mates? And whatever happened to Justin Moose? He was looking pretty solid before his hernia...he could fill in on the flank, no?
Posted by: DE | October 11, 2007 9:58 AM | Report abuse
Kpene was better with that early season hair. At least he could finish. Bring back the Drogba look Kpene!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 11, 2007 10:43 AM | Report abuse
That was pretty damn funny....I wish I had watched it yesterday when I was havign a bad day.
Posted by: Aljarov | October 11, 2007 12:20 PM | Report abuse
When did Kpene finish anything?
Posted by: viv | October 11, 2007 12:42 PM | Report abuse
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great, now DC United can have Kpene wig night! from his early season look