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The current and former President meet. White House photo by Pete Souza

Bring on the captions!

By Chris Cillizza  |  August 18, 2009; 7:26 PM ET
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"No sh*t Obama, it works, he'll do anything you want. Just cradle Kim Jong-il's jowls in your hands, like this, then . . . "

Posted by: nodebris | August 24, 2009 1:11 AM | Report abuse

"Gingrich and his crew were closing in, so we were forced to bury the spine of senate Democrats on an uncharted island in the Potomac. The map is . . . "

Posted by: nodebris | August 24, 2009 1:07 AM | Report abuse

Same as AP headline on today's WP home page: "Hurricane Bill downgraded to Category 3."

Posted by: jaffe773 | August 20, 2009 4:27 PM | Report abuse

"Reagan was transformative in a way that I wasn't? And you picked Joey B as your wingman? Good luck with that...."

Posted by: Axisofstupidity1 | August 20, 2009 3:31 PM | Report abuse

"Ok, here it is. Moon was there but he was not really there. Do you know what I mean? He is on everyone's mind now through the networks. Even though they were rescued and are here now, their minds are there because they were implanted. Now, they are spies without their knowledge but they are not working for Chinese Moon Korea, they are working for Gore. I am here and there. I am everywhere. Does this make sense to you?"

Posted by: femtobeam | August 20, 2009 2:04 AM | Report abuse

"Pleasin' the GOP? Not easy. Have you considered offering them a human sacrifice?"

Posted by: theamazingjex | August 20, 2009 12:46 AM | Report abuse

Clinton: They were that big!

Obama: Hmmm

Cheers!

Posted by: FairlingtonBlade | August 19, 2009 11:07 PM | Report abuse

"I'm sorry Barrack, I'd like to tell you what I did to get those ladies released, but what happens on the road stays on the road, y'know what I'm saying?"

Posted by: Gallenod | August 19, 2009 4:31 PM | Report abuse

Subtle change...

You see, Barack, I think you should shoot free throws underhanded, like this.

Posted by: dognabbit | August 19, 2009 3:34 PM | Report abuse

You see, Barack, I like to shoot free throws underhanded, like this.

Posted by: dognabbit | August 19, 2009 3:31 PM | Report abuse

Im not interested in excuses, Bill. Where's my money? You're upsetting Joe, and you don't want to do that.

Posted by: timmerq | August 19, 2009 2:48 PM | Report abuse

My vote goes for this:
_________

"So I have this cheeseburger and..."

People in the back: "Oh God not this story again."

Posted by: mtcooley

Posted by: Breandan_from_Ireland | August 19, 2009 2:10 PM | Report abuse

News of the wierd:

http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-08-19-voa29.cfm

Two North Korean diplomats are meeting with veteran U.S. negotiator Bill Richardson Wednesday in Santa Fe in the western state of New Mexico.

Posted by: bsimon1 | August 19, 2009 1:55 PM | Report abuse

I can't believe you picked this guy. I thought Gore was a disaster, but at least he knew when to keep his mouth shut.

Posted by: rosenblj | August 19, 2009 1:51 PM | Report abuse

BHO thought balloon: "Hmm. Is Bill's nose getting longer?"

Posted by: mnteng | August 19, 2009 12:09 PM | Report abuse

Two comments:

1. Clinton: "I don't know what to do with Hillary either."

2. Biden is thinking: "God, I love you, Bill."

Posted by: IowaShouldBeFirst | August 19, 2009 12:06 PM | Report abuse

...so are you in for "Wife Swap"?

Posted by: HannahBanana | August 19, 2009 11:29 AM | Report abuse

So that we're clear ... I'm the Secretary of State.

Posted by: MarioNicolais | August 19, 2009 11:23 AM | Report abuse

Clinton "Hey I'm used to sitting at the head of this table."

Posted by: iketheyeti | August 19, 2009 11:09 AM | Report abuse

And so I just told him the truth and "look, Kim, just give me the two women please. I need this. My reputation needs this. Don't make me beg."

Posted by: msheik2 | August 19, 2009 10:42 AM | Report abuse

"I'm not going to tell you again. It's ok to just eat the strawberry from the neapolitan ice cream. You're the President."

Posted by: donmark82 | August 19, 2009 10:35 AM | Report abuse

Obama preps for health care negotiations by practicing his "interested" look with Bill Clinton.

Posted by: mikeinmidland | August 19, 2009 10:02 AM | Report abuse

"I prepared a lecture on how to fail at passing health care reform, but you pretty much seem to be on the right track already."

Posted by: jwright012 | August 19, 2009 10:01 AM | Report abuse

INVISIBLE SANDWICH

Posted by: GJonahJameson | August 19, 2009 9:40 AM | Report abuse

"Try some silicone lubricant on these chairs if you really wanta rock 'n roll!"

Posted by: KinkyHogmire | August 19, 2009 9:11 AM | Report abuse

"So I have this cheeseburger and..."

People in the back: "Oh God not this story again."

Posted by: mtcooley | August 19, 2009 8:44 AM | Report abuse

"Well, Obama, you'ver already screwe up your presidency.It's going to be 20 years before the democrats recover from you"

Posted by: newagent99 | August 19, 2009 8:15 AM | Report abuse

"Well, Obama, you'ver already screwe up your presidency.It's going to be 20 years before the democrats recover from you"

Posted by: newagent99 | August 19, 2009 8:13 AM | Report abuse

"No, trust me. Interns like that."

Posted by: andrea81 | August 19, 2009 8:13 AM | Report abuse

It's par for the course that a right-wing corporate media Villager blowhard like Cillizza would ban ChrisFox8 and yet continue to let racist wingnut blowhards like JakeD and Zouk continue to thread jack and harrass people with different view points on here.


Now I see why Cillizza holds that right-wing nutjob liar Drudge in such high regard - he agree's with him.

Posted by: DrainYou | August 19, 2009 1:44 AM | Report abuse

"There are some mornings in this job when they hand you a steaming bowl of crap."

Posted by: mcknight131 | August 19, 2009 1:09 AM | Report abuse

"There are some mornings in this job when they hand you a steaming bowl of crap."

Posted by: mcknight131 | August 19, 2009 1:03 AM | Report abuse

REALLY - YOU CHOOSE THAT GUY!! WITH HILLARY YOU COULD HAVE HAD TWO PRESIDENTS FOR ONE!

Posted by: WAKYtombone | August 18, 2009 11:35 PM | Report abuse

REALLY - YOU CHOOSE THAT GUY!! WITH HILLARY YOU COULD HAVE HAD TWO PRESIDENTS FOR ONE!

Posted by: WAKYtombone | August 18, 2009 11:34 PM | Report abuse

I got nothin.

Posted by: bsimon1 | August 18, 2009 10:39 PM | Report abuse

Bill: "Look, Barack, if Hilary isn't working out at State . . . "

Posted by: jrosco3 | August 18, 2009 10:03 PM | Report abuse

Barack, when the pressure gets to be just too much, give me a call. I still have Monica's phone number.

Posted by: koolkat_1960 | August 18, 2009 9:01 PM | Report abuse

"Whatever you do, just don't ask my wife what I think about North Korea..."

Posted by: rau1 | August 18, 2009 8:34 PM | Report abuse

"Well, Barack, he showed me his, I showed him mine, and I left with the hostages.

Wanna go double or nuthin'?"

Posted by: glazer1 | August 18, 2009 8:20 PM | Report abuse

I'm not sure what Bill is saying but Biden is pissed he isn't talking.

Posted by: brownm1 | August 18, 2009 8:17 PM | Report abuse

I once ate a burger THIS BIG!

Posted by: peteywheatstraw | August 18, 2009 7:56 PM | Report abuse

"But Jesse did win S.C. - you know Ah wuz right about that."

Posted by: mark_in_austin | August 18, 2009 7:52 PM | Report abuse

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