1,000 Words

"No sh*t Obama, it works, he'll do anything you want. Just cradle Kim Jong-il's jowls in your hands, like this, then . . . "

"Gingrich and his crew were closing in, so we were forced to bury the spine of senate Democrats on an uncharted island in the Potomac. The map is . . . "

Same as AP headline on today's WP home page: "Hurricane Bill downgraded to Category 3."

"Reagan was transformative in a way that I wasn't? And you picked Joey B as your wingman? Good luck with that...."

"Ok, here it is. Moon was there but he was not really there. Do you know what I mean? He is on everyone's mind now through the networks. Even though they were rescued and are here now, their minds are there because they were implanted. Now, they are spies without their knowledge but they are not working for Chinese Moon Korea, they are working for Gore. I am here and there. I am everywhere. Does this make sense to you?"

"Pleasin' the GOP? Not easy. Have you considered offering them a human sacrifice?"

Clinton: They were that big!

Obama: Hmmm

Cheers!

"I'm sorry Barrack, I'd like to tell you what I did to get those ladies released, but what happens on the road stays on the road, y'know what I'm saying?"

Subtle change...

You see, Barack, I think you should shoot free throws underhanded, like this.

You see, Barack, I like to shoot free throws underhanded, like this.

Im not interested in excuses, Bill. Where's my money? You're upsetting Joe, and you don't want to do that.

My vote goes for this:
_________

"So I have this cheeseburger and..."

People in the back: "Oh God not this story again."

Posted by: mtcooley

News of the wierd:

http://www.voanews.com/english/2009-08-19-voa29.cfm

Two North Korean diplomats are meeting with veteran U.S. negotiator Bill Richardson Wednesday in Santa Fe in the western state of New Mexico.

I can't believe you picked this guy. I thought Gore was a disaster, but at least he knew when to keep his mouth shut.

BHO thought balloon: "Hmm. Is Bill's nose getting longer?"

Two comments:

1. Clinton: "I don't know what to do with Hillary either."

2. Biden is thinking: "God, I love you, Bill."

...so are you in for "Wife Swap"?

So that we're clear ... I'm the Secretary of State.

Clinton "Hey I'm used to sitting at the head of this table."

And so I just told him the truth and "look, Kim, just give me the two women please. I need this. My reputation needs this. Don't make me beg."

"I'm not going to tell you again. It's ok to just eat the strawberry from the neapolitan ice cream. You're the President."

Obama preps for health care negotiations by practicing his "interested" look with Bill Clinton.

"I prepared a lecture on how to fail at passing health care reform, but you pretty much seem to be on the right track already."

INVISIBLE SANDWICH

"Try some silicone lubricant on these chairs if you really wanta rock 'n roll!"

"So I have this cheeseburger and..."

People in the back: "Oh God not this story again."

"Well, Obama, you'ver already screwe up your presidency.It's going to be 20 years before the democrats recover from you"

"Well, Obama, you'ver already screwe up your presidency.It's going to be 20 years before the democrats recover from you"

"No, trust me. Interns like that."

It's par for the course that a right-wing corporate media Villager blowhard like Cillizza would ban ChrisFox8 and yet continue to let racist wingnut blowhards like JakeD and Zouk continue to thread jack and harrass people with different view points on here.

Now I see why Cillizza holds that right-wing nutjob liar Drudge in such high regard - he agree's with him.

"There are some mornings in this job when they hand you a steaming bowl of crap."

"There are some mornings in this job when they hand you a steaming bowl of crap."

REALLY - YOU CHOOSE THAT GUY!! WITH HILLARY YOU COULD HAVE HAD TWO PRESIDENTS FOR ONE!

REALLY - YOU CHOOSE THAT GUY!! WITH HILLARY YOU COULD HAVE HAD TWO PRESIDENTS FOR ONE!

I got nothin.

Bill: "Look, Barack, if Hilary isn't working out at State . . . "

Barack, when the pressure gets to be just too much, give me a call. I still have Monica's phone number.

"Whatever you do, just don't ask my wife what I think about North Korea..."

"Well, Barack, he showed me his, I showed him mine, and I left with the hostages.

Wanna go double or nuthin'?"

I'm not sure what Bill is saying but Biden is pissed he isn't talking.

I once ate a burger THIS BIG!

"But Jesse did win S.C. - you know Ah wuz right about that."