CW announces its new series lineup

(Update: Check out clips from the CW's new fall shows.)

OMG, have you seen CW's new primetime schedule?!

They've canceled "America's Next Top Model" reruns on Fridays! Now I have to DVR it!

The CW's "Nikita" (CW)

They've got this new show about an assassin-chick called "Nikita" that's getting CW's super-best timeslot -- right after "Vampire Diaries"! It stars some chick called Maggie Q. CW says she's an "international star." What does that mean?

They're moving "90210" to Mondays, with "Gossip Girl"! OMG- did you SEE the "Gossip Girl" season finale numbers? WTF!

"One Tree Hill" and "Life Unexpected" are moving to Tuesdays! That's right -- together, on one night! It's going to be awesome -- so emotional!

The CW's "Hellcats" (CW)

Yes, "Top Model" is still on Wednesdays, only CW has this new show called "Hellcats" that's going to air after it. It's about cheerleaders! It stars Ashley Tisdale AND Aly Michalka! No way!

And, "Supernatural" is moving to Fridays - the same night as the very last season of "Smallville"! Shut it!

Wait, there's more! CW's got this awesome new reality series for summer called "Plain Jane." Ugly chicks can get totally made over! For free! And, once she looks super hot, all she has to do is confess her love to a guy she's had a crush on for like forever, so he can humiliate her all over again. Only this time it totally won't hurt, because she knows can go to a bar and pick up someone else with her new hotness! We should totally nominate Katy!

Looks like they really did kill "Melrose Place" -- and they don't say anything about bringing back "Fly Girls" or Tinsley Mortimer's "High Society." Whatevs.

Fall 2010 schedule:

New shows are in bold

MONDAY
8 p.m. 90210*
9 p.m. Gossip Girl

TUESDAY
8 p.m. One Tree Hill*
9 p.m. Life Unexpected*

WEDNESDAY
8 p.m. America's Next Top Model
9 p.m. Hellcats

THURSDAY
8 p.m. The Vampire Diaries
9 p.m. Nikita

FRIDAY
8 p.m. Smallville
9 p.m. Supernatural*

*moved to a new timeslot