By Dan Froomkin
9:52 AM ET, 04/21/2009

Jon Stewart shows a clip of Karl Rove on Fox News, whining to Bill O'Reilly about the release of the latest torture memos: "All of these techniques have now been ruined."

Stewart's response: "Don't worry, honey, they're not ruined. Those techniques are still torture... What, these torture techniques, are they like magic tricks? Once you know how the tiger disappears, the show's ruined? Waterboarding still sucks, even if you know it's coming."

Also, via U.S. News, Jay Leno: "President Obama met with his entire Cabinet today. Well, sure, now that April 15th has passed, they've all come out of hiding."