Behind the Column

First?

But even here at Madame Tussauds, down the corridor from a stiffs of
Morgan Freeman great actor
Tom Cruise great actor
Denzel Washington great actor
Michael Jordan greatest basketball player of all time
Shaquille O'Neal greatest center of all time
Yao Ming national treasure and first Chinese player in the NBA
Barack first African American president of the United States
Hillary first woman to run for president of the United States
Ali the greatest boxer of all time

I can see why all of the above people have been immortalized

Are Gilbert Arenas and George W’s in the room for loser wax figures?

Let’s see you never have to win a playoff series, play defense, pass the ball or play the point guard position the way it is supposed to be played (getting your team mates involved in the game) to be immortalized. All you have to do is pad your own stats and raise your hands toward the rafters, just like that Saturday afternoon almost two Januarys ago when Agent Zero shot down the Utah Jazz as the horn sounded during a regular season game? What in the hell is this country coming too?

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